[Little Braised Egg 1v5]: "Come on, you are awesome and hit me along the network cable. My head is sticking out here. If you don't come, you will be my grandson!"
hiss……
Tian He took a deep breath, this guy dared to challenge his authority.
Is it because he has not been online for the past half month? Has Jianghu lost his legend?
"I will make you have a shadow of the Internet for the rest of your life."
"Come, come, come and take a look at everyone passing by. Look at Aston Paddy's face being swollen with hammers today."
As the saying goes, the army has not moved yet, so it is time to show off.
This is the classic start of an online scolding war, and it is necessary to create a head start.
Suddenly the forum became lively.
Netizens who were diving were all excited.
[Innocent and strong man Pineapple Sauce: Hero of the rice field family, use your soul-sucking attack! 】
[Take a big mouthful of milk tea: suck out all the juice!]
[Tangtang: It’s so disgusting and vomiting upstairs.]
…
Seeing that a bunch of enthusiastic netizens who couldn't remember their names came out to cheer him up, Tian He couldn't hold back his inner impulse.
In fact, he has never felt as high-spirited as he does today in his past life.
[The voice of the masses is strong, I cannot tolerate justice, I am going to start!]
After stretching his fingers, Tian He typed out this sentence. However, the moment the carriage dropped down, he suddenly felt like his brain was in a trance.
Um?
The guy shook his head and focused his attention on the screen again.
He opened his mouth wide because a magical scene appeared.
A vortex suddenly appeared on the optical glass screen with a thickness of only 2mm.
Tian He rubbed his eyes vigorously and opened them again. The vortex was still there, but it was slowly shrinking.
"Nima, my computer has been hacked."
Tian He murmured in his mouth, especially after seeing the black vortex on the screen even starting to glow with a subtle red color, a bloody feeling of terror suddenly hit his face.
"Whose joke is this? Come out!"
To be honest, Tian He and Lu Ze didn't make any mistakes when they broke into the East China Sea islands and reefs, but the current situation is simply terrifying.
"It's too much!"
Tian He shouted, "I've turned off my phone!"
After saying that, prepare to press the computer shutdown button.
Suddenly, he felt something being pulled out of his mind, and he vaguely saw an energy bar appearing in the upper left corner of the screen, [60/100].
What is this stuff?
Just when Tian He was wondering, the shrinking vortex in the center of the screen suddenly expanded and swallowed the entire screen.
A little light emerges in the center of the black.
It was a head, a round watermelon head. The hair seemed to have been cared for recently and looked extremely smooth and shiny.
This perspective should be from above.
"I remember this screen is not holographic. Are today's videos so realistic?"
Tian He rubbed his chin and muttered.
Suddenly, a curse word came from the three-dimensional image-like light and shadow.
"Mom! Why are you talking about the Shimada family? Everyone is a member of the forum, and they are showing off in front of my brother Dan?"
"I fear you?"
Watermelon Head's cursing voice came out.
Tian He was shocked!
Damn it, what's going on?
Wait, Shimada family, isn't this the nickname given to daddy by those gangsters?
Brother Dan...
Isn't this the little braised egg?
Tian He suddenly covered his mouth, because if he could hear the other party's voice, wouldn't it mean that the other party could also hear his voice?
But after he shut up for five seconds, he found that the other party was not aware of it.
Can't the other party hear me?
"grandson."
Tian He released his palm and shouted cautiously.
The [Small Braised Eggs 1 vs 5] with the watermelon head didn’t respond!
Tian He suddenly became happy.
Yo!
This is good.
Wait, no matter how good the video is, it’s meaningless if it can’t be interactive.
The other party didn't know that he was scolding him.
Tian He could see that Xiguatou was typing on the keyboard with his hands banging like thunder at this moment. He was obviously full of energy.
This immediately made Lieutenant Tian, whose screen was covered by a strange black screen, feel unbalanced.
He really wanted to see what was being said on the forum at this moment, and he could even guess some of the content in his mind, but in the end he couldn't see it, which made Tian He useless and scratching his head anxiously.
【etc】!
Tian He suddenly raised his head and looked at the screen with glowing eyes.
He suddenly thought of a bold hypothesis, such as... this!
Lieutenant Tian nervously stretched out his right hand to touch the screen.
As long as there is the slightest mistake, he will immediately take his hand out.
The moment your fingertips come into contact with the image, your fingertips seem to have touched a soft water film and gently passed through it.
Light and shadow rippled.
Tian He opened his mouth wide and watched blankly as his palm passed through the light curtain.
In the holographic light and shadow, his palm is hanging above the other person's head.
The watermelon head, who was cursing, had no idea that a hand appeared above his head.
Tian He was a little confused. The impact on his brain was no less than that of seeing Lu Ze use his ultimate move.
The muscles all over his body were a little stiff, and he took the opportunity to twist his thigh with his left hand.
Hiss~
It hurts!
Not in a dream.
Tian He wanted to understand all this and did the most decisive thing in his life.
Most of his right arm was still hanging on the screen. When he jumped up, he slapped him hard.
"I'll beat you to death for being an unfilial son."
We met at an Internet cafe in Xinzheng City, 740 kilometers away. Lu Tiaotiao, a 24-year-old unemployed young man with the online name "Little Braised Egg 1v5", had just finished typing his fifth sentence to greet the other party's family when he felt a pop on his head.
A loud sound.
There was a buzz, and stars were pounding in my head.
The whole person was knocked to the ground while wiping the sofa.
"X Damn, who hit me!"
This was the last sentence coming from the violently shaking screen.
【Awesome!】
【Cool!】
After doing the bad thing, Tian He suddenly took his hand out, his face flushed with excitement.
The heart was pounding.
He gasped for air, and saw the intertwining of light and shadow on the screen turning into a vortex again, suddenly returning to one point, and disappearing in less than half a second.
On the screen, a fierce battle was going on in the Planet Geography Forum.
[Little Braised Egg 1v5]: If I don’t hit you, your face will be full of peach blossoms, you don’t know how to pay...
The back is gone.
The crowd who were eating melon with gusto suddenly became happy.
Hey, this little braised egg is quite tasteful. He also intersperses the curse words with some tricks?
Tian He didn't pay attention to the first five Chinese curses sent by the other party. He scratched his chin and suddenly became happy, which then turned into a maniacal laugh and slapped the keyboard.
"Silly Pi, he must have been hammered on the head."
At this moment, Lieutenant Tian's eyes shone brightly.
He suddenly felt that he was awesome enough to fight against the whole world.
Having such an ability...
On the Internet, I hit hard, insulted netizens, and was very energetic. Who can fight!
Feeling happy in his heart, Tian He typed out a line of words admonishing all water friends.
[Aston Rice Field: Everyone, please leave. I’ve beaten Xiaoludan’s head to pieces, and now he’s probably going to find the network administrator.]
After saying this sentence, the forum was quiet for ten seconds.
Immediately afterwards, the dense number of replies began to refresh like crazy.
Not surprisingly, everyone was laughing, and obviously no one believed it.
However, the corners of Tian He's mouth curled up in a sinister arc.
Just let this mortar shell fly for a while.
One minute later...
The little braised eggs haven’t appeared yet.
Two minutes later, someone with keen eyes noticed Xiao Lu Dan’s account status.
[This little braised egg account is offline? 】
【what's the situation!】
This time, everyone was shocked.
Those guys from Tianhe who had previously laughed at me started to swipe the screen like crazy again.
[Surprise cyber-physical attack!]
[Niu Bei, follow the Internet cable to hit people, the most powerful man of the Shimada family once again sets a record.]
The smile on Tian He's face that was originally quite condescending could no longer be stretched, and he laughed wildly and leaned back into the gaming chair.
Smiling and wiping away tears, Tian He clenched his fists and shouted excitedly:
"Hahahaha, starting from today, I, Tian He——"
"He is a veritable Land Key Immortal!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
This is simply the highest recognition for Tian He.
Apart from the glorious achievements in the past, today’s event has a transcendental significance.
He can become a god in one battle!
Tian He was so excited that he even stood up and howled twice like a wild wolf.
He is the only one in the family, so it doesn't matter how crazy Tian He laughs.
No, classmate Tian He couldn't bear it anymore.
He wanted to report the good news to Lu Shen immediately.
He is going to be super awesome!
emm…
[Wait a minute, how do you describe this ability?]
【What if it was just a coincidence?】
【How about I try it again? 】
Tian He, who finally had a clear head, sat back in his seat and began to think about this issue carefully.
While scratching his chin, Tian He blinked hard and looked at the upper left corner of the screen in confusion.
Why is that thing still there?
The weird white energy bar that I accidentally saw before turned into [55/101]!
How much was it before?
【60/100】Yeah...
So what is this?
It's not like an experience bar. After all, it's unlikely that the experience bar will have negative growth and be capped.
60 to 55, a decrease of 5 points.
Why the decrease?
"Could it be the punch just now?" Tian He was stunned and remembered an incredible fact.
"So brother, this is a chivalrous value?"
Lieutenant Tian He, who calls himself the young hero of the Planet Geography Forum, shamelessly named himself.
Anyway, both Keyboard Man and Planet Man are heroes.
There is nothing wrong with this chivalrous value.
"55 represents the remaining consumable quantity, and 101 represents the upper limit?"
"Because he threw a punch, his chivalry value dropped from 60 to 55."
"At the same time, because the defense of justice is successful this time, the proficiency is 1, and the upper limit of chivalry is 1?"
Tian He was happy.
My nonsense analysis seems to make sense to Mao.
"It's a pity to quit beating the little braised egg just now. If the light curtain is still there, I will understand everything if I try one more punch."
Tian He said to himself regretfully, but in an instant his fighting spirit became high again.
"No, I must test it out."
Tian He stood up and walked hurriedly around the bedroom.
"When the situation just happened, all I was thinking about was blowing the opponent's head off, so I'm focusing on one thing now to see if it's feasible?"
"I'd like a box of blueberry-flavored ice cream, plus a beef burger, slightly spicy."
Tian He pushed the air with both hands like a qigong master, with a constipated expression on his face.
Well, five minutes have passed...
No miracle happens.
"You want more? You shouldn't."
Tian He muttered and began to think carefully about the details of what just happened.
Gradually, Tian He's eyes began to become brighter and brighter.
"No way, no way..."
"Do I need to use the keyboard?"
He opened his mouth slightly, sat in front of the computer, swallowed, and typed the words he just said on the screen.
[I want an extra large cup of blueberry-flavored Ice Cream, plus a beef burger, slightly spicy.]
Well……
No miracle happens.
Because Tian He saw that the energy bar in the upper left corner, whether it was hanging on the screen or hanging on his cornea, had not changed.
Tian He doesn’t believe in evil anymore!
Because he is really hungry.
One more thing, if it doesn’t work, he will pay for it and order a set!
Anyway, after returning from the East China Sea, the bonuses from the Jiangnan War Zone alone were enough to keep him nourished for a year.
[I want an extra-large cup of blueberry-flavored Ice Cream, plus a beef burger, slightly spicy! I also want a Family Bucket!]
With strong obsession, Tian He even typed one more sentence.
Snap!
The enter key beeps!
Tian He said this to himself in the chat box.
Hey!
Tian He got excited for the first time, as if his brain was electrified, and he stood up suddenly.
Then, he opened his mouth wide.
Because this time he clearly saw that the white energy bar in the upper left corner of his field of vision turned into [40/102]!
Day, I was right!
Yes!
Ding dong…
While Tian He was still surprised by the sudden drop in energy bar, the doorbell suddenly rang.
No way?
So fast?
really!
Tian He shivered and closed his mouth. His eyes were a little red. He moved to the living room, swallowed his saliva and took a look through the cat's eye.
"Hello, this is KFC takeout. May I have Mr. Tian's address?"
The takeaway boy wearing a mask asked politely in a red and white overalls. He was carrying a large box on his back and a beautifully packaged large box in his hand. The tempting fried chicken burger pattern on it was too lifelike.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! The iron door opened, Tian He looked at the other party blankly, "I am."
"Hello, Mr. Tian! Congratulations, because in conjunction with the roulette lottery at the Dajiangnan District Headquarters, 10 pieces will be randomly drawn from the list of all old customers who have spent money in our store. Each winning user will receive a delicious lunch from Kende.
A gift."
"Please sign the form."
After Tian He signed in a daze, he walked into the house carrying the big box, not even noticing when the delivery boy left.
Before opening the box, Tian He sniffed his nose.
This taste...
Golden family bucket!
That’s right!
Tian He, who calls himself a junk food expert, suddenly tore open the box and stood stunned on the spot.
Stainless steel cold cup·Super large cup of blueberry flavored ice cream x1!
Supreme 3-layer Beef King Burger x1!
Golden Family Bucket x1!
This is obvious...
Tian He turned his head tremblingly and looked at the computer screen.
This is obviously the line he just typed.
"I'm just going with what I say, woo woo..."
Tian He couldn't hold it back, tears burst into his eyes, and he sobbed while chewing the burger.
"Delicious."
With this ability, there is no need for him to worry about succeeding in his great career.
After chewing two mouthfuls of Cow King Burger, before he could swallow it, Tian He rushed to the computer and typed a line of words.
【I want to be the richest man in the world!】
no response?
Is the obsession not strong enough?
It doesn't matter, my Tian He's obsession is worthless.
【I want to be the richest man in the world!】x2!
【I want to be the richest man in the world!】x3!
…
【I want to be the richest man in the world!】x10!
After typing the word for the tenth time, Tian He had never felt that his belief was so strong.
【Stable.】
This is a fleeting thought.
Then he watched as the remaining 40 values of the energy bar were cleared to zero instantly.
Lieutenant Tian's vision went dark.
Suddenly a big red cross flashed in my mind.
With ruthless sarcasm.
Plop.
Tian He passed out on the keyboard, foaming at the mouth.