[69 Book Bar - www.] It seems that making this big iceberg smile is really more difficult than climbing to the sky.
However, the more difficult the thing is, the more challenging it is, and the more impossible it is, the more difficult it is to do it! This time, Hu Xiaoxian was completely at odds with Ji Yeche, who couldn't laugh.
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She looked at Ji Yeche's cold and thin eyes and secretly made up her mind, "Huh, so what if you are cold and don't like to smile? But I, Fox Fairy, don't believe in evil! Because I believe what you said, and now I
No matter what, I will not hate you because of this. I don’t believe that you really can’t laugh. I will definitely find a way to make you smile for me! There must be!"
Having made a decision in her heart, making Ji Yeche laugh was the biggest goal in Hu Xiaoxian's heart at this moment. She was secretly proud and prepared to quietly implement her own strategy. She thought of three strategies in total, namely the best one,
The middle strategy and the lower strategy.
She first decides to use the middle strategy, and if the middle strategy doesn't work, then she will use the next best strategy. If the middle strategy doesn't work, then she will have to use the best strategy.
However, Hu Xiaoxian thought that it shouldn't be too difficult to make someone laugh. Generally, the right strategy would be enough, and the so-called bad strategy was just a rogue addition.
These three strategies were completely improvised by her. Even if one strategy didn't work, she had another strategy. As long as all three strategies were implemented, even if the person was a blockhead, he would definitely laugh.
The first strategy is, of course, to tell jokes. Although I am not very good at it and have never told anyone a joke, Hu Xiaoxian has heard a lot of jokes, whether they are hilarious or prank.
, cold jokes, in short, there are all kinds of jokes. She heard these jokes from Uncle Wugui. She used to go to the East China Sea to play when she had nothing to do, and insisted that Uncle Wugui tell her. If Uncle Wugui didn’t tell her, then Little Fox would
Xian will never go to promote Turtle Autograph for him for free again.
Reluctantly, Uncle Oogway still compromised for his own vanity. He prepared delicious jokes and told them to Fox Fairy every time.
Even if you have never eaten pork, you have still seen pigs running. You have heard so many jokes, and you can still remember at least one or two or three. Why don’t you just remember those jokes that made you laugh forward and backward at this moment?
Tell Ji Yeche?
Now I just want to borrow flowers to offer to Buddha and tell the essence of these cold jokes to Ji Yeche, which will definitely make him laugh.
"Ji Yeche, let me tell you a joke, okay?" Hu Xiaoxian pushed Ji Yeche's arm.
"Telling a joke?" Ji Yeche looked back at Hu Xiaoxian, wondering what she wanted to do. But he still didn't object and stretched out his hand to her, gesturing for her to continue.
Seeing Ji Yeche agreeing so readily, Hu Xiaoxian was finally happy. She pursed her lips and smiled, "Okay, then I'll start talking."
"Once upon a time, there were three turtles. They made an appointment to go to a coffee shop to drink coffee. But as soon as they arrived at the coffee shop, it suddenly started raining. So the largest turtle among the three turtles attacked the smallest turtle.
The turtle said, you go home and get your umbrella, we will wait here for you to come back. At this time, the smallest turtle was unwilling. It said that if you two don't drink my coffee secretly, then I
Just go home and get an umbrella."
Ji Yeche raised his eyebrows slightly, "What's next?"