Chapter 1 Castration of Wei Xiaobao at the beginning
The long night was long and he had no intention of sleeping. Qin Ran sat alone on the roof, looking up at the stars. His figure looked a little lonely, but his heart was full of fire!
‘Hey, the Zhutian plot changing system has been loaded’
'Dip, retrieving world nodes, captured!'
'Hey, does the host travel to the world of The Deer and the Cauldron to change the plot?'
'whether?'
"It's not easy! This system that has been loaded for as long as I can remember has been loaded for twenty-four years, and it has finally been loaded." Qin Ran burst into tears, "Finally it's my turn to start my wandering life."
"Yes." Qin Ran made his choice immediately.
The next moment, time and space change.
When Qin Ran opened his eyes again, there was a long queue in front of him.
"What is this?" Qin Ran was slightly startled. He looked at the signs of the 'Common Service Office' on the left and the 'Eunuch Recruitment Office' on the right in front of him, and immediately realized where he was and the timeline he was on.
At this time, Wei Xiaobao, the protagonist of The Deer and the Cauldron, should have joined the Heaven and Earth Society, and was then sent by Chen Jinnan to the palace to find the Forty-Two Chapter Sutra's entry into the palace.
Sure enough, a somewhat arrogant young man wearing a tiger skin hat walked over with his head tilted.
It is Wei Xiaobao, the protagonist of the plot. From his perspective, the signboard of the 'Eunuch Recruitment Office' was just blocked by the soldiers guarding the door.
Wei Xiaobao saw that there were many people queuing up at the miscellaneous service office, so he went to take a look and asked the guarding soldier: "Is this the recruitment office?"
Of course this is the recruitment office, but it is just the eunuch recruitment office. The soldier's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he nodded quickly and said: "Yes, yes, this is the recruitment office. You hurry in."
In this way, Wei Xiaobao walked into the eunuch recruitment office excitedly.
Qin Ran witnessed all this with his own eyes and thought to himself: "Since my system is the plot changing system of the heavens, then I should change the original plot as much as possible. Now, change the plot so that Wei Xiaobao can be successfully castrated and become an eunuch! Maybe this way
You will be rewarded.”
With a heartache, Qin Ran also entered the eunuch recruitment office. However, he did not walk in all at once, but wandered in the corridor at the door of the cleansing room. According to the plot, the great eunuch Hai Dafu and Eunuch Hai were about to come.
Will come.
As expected, not long after, Hai Dafu arrived.
Qin Ran blocked Hai Dafu's path intentionally or unintentionally.
Hai Dafu noticed him immediately. Even though he was a eunuch, when he saw Qin Ran, he couldn't help but sigh, what a handsome young man, "Young man, what are you doing here?"
Qin Ran pretended to smile shyly, "Uncle, someone is being castrated inside. I'm waiting in line."
"Oh?" Hai Dafu immediately smiled when he heard this, "Young man, you are not very old, why do you think about joining the palace and becoming a eunuch?"
Qin Ran had already thought of his words: "Oh, uncle, you don't know something. It's all my fault that I've been obsessed with wine and sex since I was eleven or twelve years old, and I've been wandering around fireworks places. Now...Oh, it's really hard to explain!"
Qin Ran let out a long sigh, and vividly played the role of a young man who doesn't know the value of gold.
Hearing this, Hai Dafu narrowed his eyes and asked, "Is it really impossible?"
Qin Ran nodded in annoyance: "Well, it really can't be done!"
"You are so handsome and you are half as handsome as me. It is a pity."
…
Hai Dafu came to the eunuch recruitment office this time to recruit someone, so that he and another eunuch, Xiao Guizi, could sneak into the Cining Palace of the Empress Dowager to search for the Forty-Two Chapters Sutra!
The eunuch recruitment office is full of newly cleansed eunuchs. Eunuchs who have lost their beloved chickens often need to train for several months before they can move freely.
But Hai Dafu was planning to send people to sneak into Cining Palace tonight, so naturally he couldn't wait.
Therefore, Hai Dafu originally wanted to make an exception and find a 'little eunuch' who was registered at the eunuch recruitment office but had not yet purified himself as a helper. Unexpectedly, it was such a coincidence that he met him at the door of the eunuch recruitment office.
Kieran said, "I can't do it anymore."
"That's very good. Since we are both eunuchs, we don't have to suffer. You can just come with me."
Hai Dafu was very satisfied and took Qin Ran to register.
Just after registering his name at the eunuch recruitment office, Qin Ran heard a shrill scream not far away!
"Ahhhh!!!"
At the same time, the sound of the system also sounded in my ears.
'Dip, congratulations to the host for stopping Hai Dafu, causing Wei Xiaobao to be castrated and become a eunuch, successfully changing the plot, and will be rewarded with 1000 destiny points, 1 use of the Hand of Luck, and a newbie gift.'
'Hey, do you want to start the new couple's meeting ceremony?'
Qin Ran was extremely happy and immediately said silently, "Open it!"
'Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the physique: Tongmai Martial Body, received ten Marrow Cleansing Pills and ten Resurrection Pills.'
Immediately, Qin Ran only felt a numbness in his body, and then he felt extremely relaxed, as if he had been reborn, as if a heavy shell had been shed.
At the same time, a stream of information poured into Qin Ran's mind, especially the introduction to the system itself, the Tongmai Martial Body, the Marrow Cleansing Pill and the Resurrection Pill. The content was so complicated that it made Qin Ran dizzy for a while.
.
"What are you standing there for? Why don't you catch up quickly!" Hai Dafu in front frowned.
But when Qin Ran received this information, he stood there blankly. After being urged by Hai Dafu, he did not bother to digest the information and hurriedly followed him, while silently mourning in his heart:
"I'm sorry, Brother Wei Xiaobao, you lost your little brother for no reason. As compensation, I will take good care of your seven wives."
In the palace.
Qin Ran followed Hai Dafu and saw a young eunuch.
This little eunuch is the last eunuch named Xiao Guizi beside Hai Dafu.
"You are not allowed to use your real name in the palace. Since your common name is Qin Ran, from today on, you will be called Xiao Ranzi."
Hai Dafu turned around and said to Qin Ran.
At the same time, he grabbed Qin Ran's shoulder with his palm, and a sharp pain spread from Qin Ran's arm directly to his whole body.
Qin Ran's face instantly turned ugly. Damn it, he actually forgot about this plot. This old guy Hai Dafu must have poisoned him with the Bone-Transforming Palm Palm!
The Bone-Transforming Cotton Palm is Hai Dafu's unique martial art. Without him to detoxify, within ten months, the poisoned hair will turn into blood, and not even a whole corpse will be left. It is extremely cruel.
"Xiao Ranzi, he is Xiao Guizi."
"Xiao Guizi, he is Xiao Ranzi."
Hai Dafu gave a simple and crude introduction to the two of them.
Hai Dafu had a good position in the palace. He had his own side palace and a small courtyard. He was in charge of many eunuchs. However, except for Xiao Guizi, all of these eunuchs died in Cining Palace.
Returning to the side hall, Xiao Guizi lit up the oil lamps in various places in the side hall. Hai Dafu found a seat and sat down, and then said leisurely: "Xiao Guizi, tonight you and Xiao Ranzi sneaked into the Queen Mother's Cining Palace.
Help me find something very important and bring it back!"
ps: Xing Ye’s version of The Deer and the Cauldron movie