Martial Arts: The Deer and the Cauldron Begins to Live Longevity Text Volume Chapter 1,263 Tang Sanzang’s Bathing Career Tang Sanzang was originally very close to the cesspit, and was frightened by the strong wind so that he screamed and flailed with his hands, but unfortunately he couldn’t help himself.
In the end, only a splash was heard, and Tang Sanzang fell headlong into the deep pit.
The fat monk immediately struggled hard, and the cesspit in Jindou Mountain exploded. No monster was innocent, and the filthy things inside flew out. The little monster standing in the innermost place was sprayed all over his body.
The scene became quiet, and many little monsters looked at each other in confusion.
Qingniujing reacted very quickly and immediately jumped out of the center of the disaster area.
A little monster with horns next to him asked hesitantly, "Your Majesty, do you still want to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
"What did you say!"
The little monster shut up, knowing that the king was so angry that even Tang Sanzang, who was stained with poop, ate it, it was really delicious.
The green bull spirit looked gloomy and said angrily: "Who was the one who picked the fight just now? Come forward!"
The black-faced bear spirit who was showing off to the monsters just now turned pale with fright, and shrank back into the group of monsters. The green bull spirit stretched out his hand to lift him out, and shouted in a cold voice: "You, go down and fish Tang Sanzang out."
"Your Majesty, this is too smelly. The little ones don't dare to go down there..."
Before Hu Xinming woke up, he thought of the scene of falling into the manure pit, and his heart was completely scarred. It was so disgusting that I felt that I might not be able to eat again within half a month.
The white-faced bear spirit almost burst into tears. Just now I was just talking, I expected Hu Xinming to dare to jump up. I didn't expect that the gust of wind came so suddenly and blew the monk up.
In an instant, Hu Xinming calmed down, and the four ugly monsters with green faces and fangs surrounded me. They all used rags to poke their noses, and at the same time they dipped their brushes in water and began to rub hard under my body.
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The green bull spirit ordered a few more big monsters to carry the fat monk to the stream nearby, and washed it several times, but there was still a weird smell in the air.
"Your Majesty, this fellow just boasted about Haikou, saying that as long as Tang Sanzang dared to jump down, he would eat everything in it." A wolf demon suddenly shouted next to him.
Before I woke up, the Green Bull Spirit also came to visit me at the first moment, standing still and daring to get close.
The Tathagata frowned when he saw it. After all, passing it would be detrimental to the overall situation, and the disaster would be reversed as usual. I was also a bad person, so I didn't say anything.
The white-faced bear spirit spent a lot of effort to fish Tang Sanzang out. The man and the monster didn't even notice, and the big monsters who were watching came in and avoided it.
The long-faced donkey spirit next to me kicked me up.
Although there are not many weak immortals in the heavenly realm, their internal thoughts are different. Compared with the harmonious group of Western religions, they are far behind. It is strange that because of the calamity, the small prosperity of Buddhism is a small power in the world.
, because they don’t have such a weak foundation to begin with.
Thinking of this, all the true Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and Arhats all had strange expressions on their faces. We all know that Guanyin is dignified on the surface, but is actually very ferocious, and has a white belly. Who would have thought that she doesn't have such a bad taste.
"Go up to him!"
"We monsters in Jindou Mountain are tough and tough villains who can talk the talk and keep the words."
It can be said that this variable has taken action secretly. Although you are full of feelings for the fat monk, you will definitely do that. After all, it is not too disgusting. It is an abnormal regression due to a bad catastrophe. Did you have any intention?
"no!"
Qin Ran walked slowly under the Lingshan Mountain, observing the scenery in all directions. The Venerable Bhikshuni who guarded the mountain had noticed me a long time ago and hurriedly came down to pay his respects.
"Eat, eat!"
Tathagata's face was covered with white lines. I could tell at a glance that no one was secretly involved in the matter. The person with the least suspicion was not Guanyin Bodhisattva. You and Tang Sanzang had no old grudges for a long time. How much did that fat monk complain about you on the Journey to the West?
, I have great respect for you.
All the true Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in Lingshan know those things clearly.
Guanyin was confused by the sudden situation, and a gust of wind actually blew the fat monk out of the cesspool.
I saw an image of the flourishing Buddha Dharma in the Lingshan Mountain, with seven hundred Arhats, seventy-seven heavens, four little Bodhisattvas, and eight thousand enlightenments, arranged in seven circles, with compassionate faces on their faces, surrounded by the sound of Buddha.
Xitian, Xiaoleiyin Temple.
Just listen to a splash, and water splashes...
Just like that, Tang Sanzang spent more time in his bathing career in the Jindou Cave. From the humiliation at the end to the gradual adaptation, he didn't even have much...enjoyment at the beginning.
A group of big monsters were aroused again, and Xing Hui said happily.
"He is worried, you will clean him up." The green bull spirit said, covering his nose, and then ordered the big monsters to come down and wash me off in turn.
It seems that trying to stifle Buddhism's small prosperity will only happen overnight.
"Let the poor monk go!"
The poor monks are like that, but they are still evil-minded.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva also frequently rewarded Tang Sanzang, causing him to have frequent noses and bruises for no apparent reason.
If I was told to follow the orders of the green bull spirit, I would definitely dare to do so. The white-faced bear spirit came to the edge of the manure pit in a hurry.
You know, you have been watching secretly, and you didn't even have the slightest premonition when things happened.
But there is nothing I can do about the green beef essence. I can only think about washing it less often to remove the smell. Tang Monk meat must be eaten. I also hope to break through the realm with that monk.
Jindou Mountain, Jindou Cave. Tang Sanzang was caught in the cave, and after some artificial rescue by monsters, he finally woke up.
The Tathagata is sitting under the golden lotus. The precious light is tens of thousands of meters long. The golden lotus is slightly opened, and the golden body is magnificent.
The Buddha's auspicious light shines billions of miles away, and thousands of golden lotuses appear in the sky, waving billions of golden lights, presenting a peaceful image of the Buddha's country.
The green bull spirit said angrily, "It's bad. You are also making things difficult for him. Go up slowly and fish out the monk. He will definitely be spared."
Since the end of Journey to the West, Buddhism has been frequently plotted against, but its foundation is still relatively strong. There are only ten weak people in the Xiaoluo Golden Immortal Realm, and there are only dozens of weak people in the Golden Immortal Realm. The Arhats and Buddhas at the bottom are also profound in cultivation.
generation.
The black bear spirit's face was pale, and he looked at the cesspool in front of him with a troubled expression. He looked at Tang Sanzang who was flopping vigorously in it, and smelled the stench that hit his face, and he almost vomited.
Tang Sanzang was so frightened that his heart was pounding. He struggled hard, but was forced to move in the bucket by a group of big monsters.
On the other side, Qin Ran came to Lingshan to move reinforcements. This was my first time to come to Xiaoleiyin Temple. My spiritual thoughts spread, and I quickly noticed the small protective formation in Lingshan. The formation coincided with the number of Zhou Tian, and its power was
It’s shocking, it must have been arranged by two saints from the Western religion.
In the Lingshan Mountain, there are only female believers who have not attained enlightenment, and there are not many male believers. The female believers are especially called bhikkhus and monks, and the male believers are called bhikshunis.
He is the head of many bhiksunis...
Tang Sanzang said with a mournful face, "Amitabha, please let me go. The meat of a poor monk is not good to eat."