Sun Wukong and Sha Seng have already adapted to this monk's shameless demeanor.
After Sun Wukong had eaten his fill, he picked up the golden cudgel and beat it on the ground, causing the mountain to shake. Soon, two old men, one tall and one short, appeared. They were the gods of the earth and the mountain.
The two old men were disturbed from their clear dreams. Although they were so angry that they cursed in their hearts, they did not dare to say it in front of the monkey. With their old arms and legs, they still wanted to live a few more years.
The father-in-law of the land smiled humbly and said, "Great Sage, I wonder what's the point of calling the little god?"
The mountain god standing next to him had a strange expression.
Sha Monk and Tang Sanzang were sitting nearby with a leisurely expression, picking their teeth with toothpicks. There were a lot of lobsters and crab bones piled on the ground. You still don't understand what happened? The scalp was numb for a moment in shock.
As the mountain god here, he knew something inside. These three groups of monsters were not born and raised here, but just came here not long ago.
However, these monsters are quite capable, and they are definitely not someone they can afford to offend, so when these monsters first came here, he and the Earth God were yelled at and yelled at.
Unexpectedly, after Tang Sanzang’s master and his disciples entered this mountain range, two groups of monsters entered their stomachs one after another. Are these Buddhist scripture seekers? They are simply more monsters than monsters.
Sun Wukong said, "What is the background of the monster in the mountain? Where is the cave? Please tell me in detail."
The father-in-law said speechlessly, "Great Sage, haven't you eaten all these monsters?"
"What, do you have any objections?" Tang Sanzang put down his toothpick and gave him a coaxing look like a gangster boss.
The mountain god laughed and said, "The holy monk is joking, how dare we?"
"Stop farting, where is this monster's cave?"
Qin Ran said impatiently, and with a look, the Earth God and the Mountain God felt a chill in their hearts. They were frightened and quickly said respectfully: "The monster came here not long ago, and he has great supernatural powers.
We don't dare to provoke him, but the white tiger spirit who leads him is known as the White Tiger King, and the cave is located in Guiyun Mountain, which is more than three thousand miles away."
Tang Sanzang's expression became strange. He just came here? There must be something fishy in this. At that moment, Sun Wukong and Qin Ran rushed towards the mountains, leaving only Sha Monk to protect Tang Sanzang.
The two of them flew through the clouds and mist and arrived at the entrance of the cave.
Sun Wukong picked up the iron rod and was about to go up and call the door, but was stopped by Qin Ran, "No need to exert any effort, these monsters have been scared out of their wits,"
When they first arrived, the white tiger spirit had been watching in secret, and now he stayed behind closed doors. This was largely due to inner panic, fearing that he would follow in the footsteps of the fish spirit.
Qin Ran set up the barbecue grill,
Sun Wukong understood Qin Ran's intention in an instant and felt very interesting in his heart. He had never tried eating monster meat in front of monsters.
"What Young Master Qin said makes sense. The scenery here is very good, and it's just the right place for drinking and eating meat."
With a satisfied look on his face, Qin Ran picked up a brush, picked up cumin and spices, and kept brushing back and forth on these large pieces of fish. After a while, the aroma spread.
Qin Ran and Sun Wukong each sat on the side, holding a bowl of wine, eating grilled fish and drinking wine, their expressions were extremely intoxicated.
Sun Wukong waved his hand, and the golden cudgel became thousands of feet long, and stood in front of the door of the cave. While eating grilled fish, he yelled: "You damn horse thief, hand over the white dragon horse quickly, and I will keep your whole body for a while."
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The monsters in the armor were frightened by what they heard, and there were even little monsters lying on the cracks at the entrance of the cave, secretly watching, looking at the golden cudgel that was about to pierce the sky, their legs were trembling, and they almost peed with fear.
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Qin Ran drank the wine and sighed, "Hey! This fish strider is good, but the portion is too small?"
Then he performed a magic trick, and a large iron pot dozens of feet long appeared at the entrance of the Heaven-Exploding Cave. It had no fulcrum, but stood out of thin air. In the sky above, a white cloud turned into a clear and sweet spring water.
Then he fell into the iron pot. Under the iron pot, a fire suddenly rose up and burned violently.
After a while, the water in the iron pot began to boil, and thick smoke rose and spread in all directions.
This series of methods came at their fingertips and were done in one go. All the monsters in the Bombed Sky Cave were dumbfounded. No matter how stupid they were, they could still react. This iron pot was prepared for them. The water was boiling and they were just waiting for the meat to be put into the pot.
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The monsters in the sky-exploding cave were in a mess, and this time they were really scared to death. The wild wolf spirit who was lying next to the door and watching even squatted on the ground and said with a pale face: "Brother, what should I do?
?We should vote, right?"
The dog-headed military advisor trembled and said, "Your Majesty, if we hand over this white dragon horse and apologize sincerely, there may be a way to survive."
The White Tiger King pretended to be calm, but in fact he was panicking inside. Two minutes later, he finally said two words, "Open... open the door."
Just like that, a group of monsters rushed out of the cave with urine flowing from their buttocks. Before they arrived, they were already crying together.
The little demon behind was also carrying an extremely luxurious sedan, with a white dragon horse sitting on it, and he was also wearing golden armor, looking extremely majestic.
The white dragon horse's head was raised to the sky, and he glanced around. Seeing the cowardice of these monsters, he felt contempt in his heart.
Qin Ran was stunned for a moment, and before he could speak, he saw the white tiger spirit plop, kneeling on the ground, and kowtowed loudly, "Two immortal grandfathers, the younger one has eyesight but cannot recognize Mount Tai, and they collided with each other.
You guys, please don’t take offense, grandpa, and just spare us this time!"
The wild wolf spirit looked at the side in a daze, and his understanding was refreshed. You must know that his eldest brother has always looked like a mighty and unyielding hero, but he did not expect that at the critical moment, he would be just like him, a coward.
Damn, even he was defeated by this speed of giving in.
And the dog-headed military advisor and dozens of little monsters also looked at the wind and knelt down, kowtowing like pounding garlic, their foreheads were bruised, and blood flowed out, crying loudly, and heartbreaking. Such a miserable scene was shocking to anyone who saw it.
Sad, those who hear it cry.
The Glazed Light King Buddha, who was watching in the dark, had black streaks all over his head. He never expected that the disaster would end like this.
Qin Ran calmly sat next to him and ate grilled fish fillets without saying a word. The white tiger spirit and the wild wolf spirit became even more panicked. They knelt down and moved forward, each holding one of Kieran's feet and crying.
"Fairy Grandpa, you guys were just obsessed for a moment and stole your white dragon horse. You are willing to accept the punishment. Please treat us as nothing but farts."
In particular, the wild wolf spirit had half of its teeth missing. Now it was crying, and all the mucus in its mouth was dripping down, joining the mucus in its nose.
Qin Ran felt a chill in his heart and kicked him out.