He has been thinking about the Empress of the Golden Saint Palace for three years, but with the colorful fairy clothes blocking her, he cannot touch her at all. Every time he couldn't bear it anymore and tried to get close to the Empress of the Golden Saint Palace, he was stabbed in pain all over his body.
I don’t know how many times I cursed Buddhism in secret.
Guanyin Bodhisattva said coldly, "Jinmaohou, don't forget your mission and identity on this trip!"
This guy is really too fancy, and he started to negotiate conditions before the disaster was completed.
Jin Maohou's face darkened and he said nothing more. He became increasingly dissatisfied with Buddhism. If Tathagata Buddha had not promised him in advance that after successfully completing the catastrophe of the Zhuzi Kingdom, he would be granted the status of a Bodhisattva. Maybe he would have borrowed it.
Make things happen with the machine.
Guanyin Bodhisattva shouted to Golden Retriever again with a cold face, and left decisively.
In the Royal Palace of Zhuzi Kingdom, the king of Zhuzi Kingdom looked at the holy water placed in front of him with a confused look on his face. The smell of this holy water was so weird and steamy. He just smelled it and felt like vomiting. If it hadn't been for Qin Ran's presence yesterday
In the main hall, his condition was diagnosed at a glance, and he might have turned against him on the spot.
Are you sure you're not kidding him?
Moreover, this jar is too big. Even if he starts drinking now, he may not be able to finish it in two or three days. By then, he may not be cured and Xun may be poisoned to death.
"Sir, I wonder where this holy water comes from? Can it really cure my illness?"
"Your Majesty, this holy water is a collection of rootless water, river water, living water, and hundreds of kinds of herbs added to it, so the taste is a bit weird." Qin Ran explained calmly.
"What is the water of life?"
Although the king was seriously ill, he was still very shrewd and grasped the key points immediately.
"This water of living beings is horse urine. After you drink it, you will be sure to urinate until your illness is cured." Sun Wukong said while suppressing a smile.
It feels like Qin Ran is so capable, what about Po Wugen water, Hanoi water, and hundreds of herbs? You must know that he was fully involved in the pharmaceutical process, and he didn't spend much effort at all.
"What? Are you entertaining this king?" King Zhuzi was immediately furious.
Horse urine? This thing can also cure diseases?
Qin Ran said nonchalantly: "The disease you have is very special, so you need to take unconventional medicine. If you really don't want to take it, then there is nothing I can do."
Originally, he didn't want to deal with this kind of unscrupulous guy. The reason why he took on this kind of thing was purely because this guy was so miserable and it was just a way to pass the boring time.
You must know that Tang Sanzang is still at the Yinsheng Palace. I wonder if the king will be angry to death on the spot when he finds out.
The king was furious and said, "Come here, take these two liars out to me and beat them to death with sticks."
Dozens of handsome guards immediately poured in from outside the palace, armed with swords and menacing.
Qin Ran smiled faintly, tapped his fingers, and a silver light fell in the air, and the guards were fixed there.
"You..." The king's expression changed drastically, and all the ministers were also in an uproar. Could it be that the other party is a god with this magical method?
"Old man, Mr. Qin is a god in the sky. This medicine can definitely cure your illness. If you don't want to endure the pain, just drink it quickly." Sun Wukong said with a smile, feeling full of joy in his heart.
Full of bad taste.
At this time, the wild wolf spirit standing behind Qin Ran said with a fierce face: "Old man, my young master is willing to lower his body to treat your illness. That is your blessing. Don't be ignorant!"
The white tiger spirit was also awesome and coaxed: "Humph, you are so shameless!"
King Zhuzi was instantly startled. Although the two young monks standing behind Qin Ran looked kind and kind, their eyes gave him a creepy feeling and he almost fainted.
"Exalted Immortal, please calm down. I was rude just now and offended the Immortal. I beg Immortal Grandpa to forgive me this time!"
Can King Zhuzi not believe it at this time? Most of the doubts in his heart were gone at once, and he apologized with a panicked look on his face, for fear that the two young monks could not help but come up and give him a hard beating...
Forget it.
Qin Ran smiled faintly, and the customs clearance document in his hand immediately flew out and appeared in front of the king, "Thank you, Grandpa Immortal."
How dare King Zhuzi disagree at this time, dragging his seriously ill body, he simply stamped his seal on the customs clearance document.
Qin Ran nodded with satisfaction, raised his palm slightly, and the customs clearance document immediately flew into his palm. With this customs clearance document, the affairs of the Zhuzi Kingdom can come to an end. As for the golden hair of Qilin Mountain, it can be done casually.
It can be done.
As for the Golden Saint Palace Empress, he couldn't push her into the fire pit, so he reluctantly accepted it as the reward for this treatment.
"Grandpa Immortal, this amount of holy water is too much. I wonder if..."
The king looked at the big jar of urine in front of him with an embarrassed look on his face. If this thing was all right, he would drink it all, and he would have no problem with it, but the smell was too strong.
Sun Wukong said impatiently, "You old man, you are really ignorant. We have worked hard to develop this medicine. You must take it as much as possible to cure your disease. And I, Old Sun, would like to remind you that your condition is
It’s already very heavy, and I can’t afford to delay it now. If I don’t accept it anymore, I’m afraid I’ll report it to the King of Hell soon!”
When the king heard this, he no longer hesitated. Face was not as important as his life. A eunuch next to him had a discerning eye. He picked up the jar and poured it into a luxurious amber cup. The hot breath rushed to his face.
The king held his nose and drank it in one gulp.
The expressions on the faces of all the ministers became extremely strange, and they could smell it even from a distance.
…
The scene in Silver Saint Palace was in a mess.
Tang Sanzang was beaten extremely miserably, and there were many bloody red marks on his face, which were all scratched by the long nails of the Silver Saint Palace Empress.
The Empress of Yin Sheng Palace looked at Tang Sanzang who fell on the ground with a complicated expression. At first she just wanted to beat him up, but she didn't expect that after beating him, she finally let the monk succeed.
And this was in the palace. What surprised her was that there was such a big noise and the palace maids and guards standing outside the palace did not react at all.
Moreover, something seems wrong with this monk. I don’t know why he is crazy. He was beaten so badly, but he seems to be tireless and his physical strength is extraordinary.
But she didn't keep silent, just pretend that she was being fucked by a pig. Once the king found out, it would be over.
The king had promised her that after the Queen of the Golden Saint Palace was rescued, he would make her the main palace official. Now she was worried about how to get the monk out of the palace without anyone noticing, because this was the only way.
, her reputation was preserved.
Of course, the safest way is to kill the monk directly. Only dead people are the safest. In this way, no one will know about it.
Thinking of this, Empress Yin Sheng Palace couldn't help but have a ruthless look in her peach blossom eyes.