The beautiful woman's eyes widened angrily, she pulled Tang Sanzang's ears hard several times, and said angrily: "Damn monk, this is never over, isn't it? You dare to talk nonsense when you are about to die, be careful that I will destroy your
Pull out the tongue."
"What a bullshit eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, he is just a hooligan who keeps telling lies!"
The female devils looked like they wanted to kill someone, and they were gearing up to beat the monk again.
Tang Sanzang screamed again, wanting to cry without tears. He looked down and saw the fish in the iron pot stirring again, swimming in various fancy styles, splashing with water, and instantly revealing a picture of a monkey.
face, looking at himself with a smile.
Tang Sanzang's eyes widened suddenly, damn, dead monkey! Let's just say, this is not like Qin Ran's style, he will be killed by this monkey this time.
I could have died normally according to the script, but I didn't expect to be tortured like this. If that's the case, don't blame me for being a teacher and not being a disciple.
Tang Sanzang thought of this and said: "Female Bodhisattvas, do you know that the Great Sage Qitian who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago? That was the disciple of the poor monk..."
Before Tang Sanzang could finish speaking, the big spider spirit slapped him across the face.
"Dead monk, do you still dare to threaten us?"
Tang Sanzang was beaten to the point of being stunned. These female devils didn't play according to the routine.
The goldfish even opened its mouth slightly and let out a special monkey laugh.
Following the little spider spirit's command, a demonic man immediately changed his figure, his pink gauze skirt danced, and he took up different positions. Densely packed slender white threads wound towards Sun Wukong. In a matter of seconds, a sheet of paper covering the sky was formed.
Small net, shrinking slowly.
Mo Ningyi felt that her dignity had been provoked by Mo Xiao. She twitched her mouth and said with a solemn expression, "I'm absolutely fine with this poor monk. What fell in your mouth just now was just bird poop. This poor monk can't
Swear to God."
"It's a drop of water, does it have any taste?"
The water splashed, and the terrifying golden light spread. The goldfish was not damaged at all, but a demon man was bounced out by a small force and fell under the pool.
The little spider spirit yelled angrily, "Damn monkey, pretending to be a ghost! It's better to show your true colors slowly!"
At this moment, a yellow bird fluttered its wings and flew over leisurely from a distance. It glanced sideways at Tang Sanzang who was smiling arrogantly, and heard a snapping sound, and a lump of yellow stuff came out.
It fell into my mouth.
"Come on, I have less strong tastes."
Tang Sanzang burst into tears, crying very sadly. Those male demons were simply human beings. They even gave me a chance to speak.
"The poor monk is saying that this dead monkey can transform into seventeen evil spirits, and is cunning and cunning..."
A long sword was broken before the fish touched it, making a clanging sound.
Sun Wukong dashed from right to left, and was finally trapped. He looked at Tang Sanzang with his eyes turned white and his tongue tilted to one side, which was very funny.
That’s not too respectful!
A group of spider spirits stood at a distance with their mouths full of tongues and their noses covered with disgust, for fear of being contaminated by the stench from Mon Ningyi's mouth.
Mo Ningyi said with a look of sorrow and indignation, "That time the monkey was kind and righteous. When I saw the master being beaten up, I didn't care. The poor monk had to teach me a lesson."
The little spider spirit glanced at the iron pot without thinking and asked urgently. Tang Sanzang nodded vigorously with tears in his eyes.
Mo Ningyi's heart was full of mmp. Even if I killed him, I doubted it was such a coincidence. There was absolutely nothing weird about that bird.
"Smelly monk, we have known your situation for a long time. You think we are as stupid as you and don't know anything!" The beautiful girl pinched her waist and said coldly.
At this moment, the goldfish in the iron pot suddenly moved, its mouth opened slightly, and rolling cold water spurted out. All the male goblins were startled, and they fled away, their clothes getting wet.
"I thought that monkey was quite capable. Did it turn out to be the same?"
"Go ahead and lie to ghosts!" the eldest Duo Nan said with a look of disdain, while the other demon men also had a look of belief in their eyes.
The little spider was smart and wise, and said in a deep voice, "That monkey's methods are extraordinary, so you can lose focus."
The male devils all looked at each other, half convinced that it was a plot about master and apprentice killing each other.
Mo Ningyi's laughter stopped suddenly, and her expression was dull for a few seconds, followed by a burst of vomiting.
"He even eats shit, he is really a special person!"
The handsome man asked with a look on his face, "Damn monk, how could he be so evil?"
"Goblins, please use some force to tickle Grandpa Sun."
The handsome man breathed a sigh of relief, while the other male demons also smiled broadly.
The male goblin looked at Tang Sanzang who was vomiting crazily, with a look of disgust on his face, and he was just complaining.
"He is saying that the fish was transformed by his little apprentice?"
The little spider spirit said with a disgusted look on his face, "Now Tang Sanzang makes you sick to your stomach just looking at it. Although you are monsters, you definitely have a strong taste."
"Sisters, catch that monkey!"
Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief, the dead monkey finally showed his flaws.
"Miss, you want to eat Tang Monk's meat."
"Miss, that fish is actually pretending to be dead?" Yun'er pointed at the goldfish in the iron pot and screamed softly.
The goldfish swam more happily in the rolling cold water. The roof moved wildly, the fish opened and closed its mouth, and uttered human words. It looked very funny.
"In that case, let's throw the monk aside first, digest it, and wash it after a while before eating it."
"You want to eat it too!"
The little spider spirit shouted loudly, and a snow-white long sword appeared in his jade hand. The gauze skirt fluttered, and the figure moved slowly, and slashed at the goldfish.
And when Tang Sanzang finished speaking, a man slapped her in the face several more times, causing Moning Yi to have stars in her eyes and her head to spin.
Tang Sanzang looked sincere. Originally, I was extremely nauseated and retched for a long time, but then I realized that I had been tricked. The look in the eyes of that flat-haired beast was very satisfying. He was clearly mocking me.
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When Tang Sanzang heard this, he panicked. I was hoping that those monsters would reshape their bodies before they were eaten and wiped clean. If they were dragged up like that, something would definitely happen. He quickly advised him earnestly and sincerely: "Fellow male Bodhisattvas, farewell, I'm a poor monk."
There is absolutely no problem with the meat. How do they know if they try it?"
"He smells so bad, it makes me sick to my stomach just looking at him."
The air became strangely noisy, and all the male demons looked at Tang Sanzang with strange expressions. Has the monk been knocked out of his mind? He's not trying hard to sell, begging others to eat him?
Tang Sanzang pointed at the goldfish trapped in a ball of spider webs and laughed like a pig, "Hahaha, damn monkey, let him play tricks on you as your teacher!"
"It's disgusting!"
"Sisters, form a formation."
"What is this?" the little spider spirit curled his lips and asked sarcastically.
"Female Bodhisattvas, this is not what I mean."
What the hell, can they wait until you finish speaking before they fight?
"That monk even eats bird poop, which is incredible."