"Senior brother, don't you also want to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
"How is that possible? Tang Sanzang has been hacked to death by us a long time ago."
"You can still be resurrected after death. The Bodhisattva Pilampo has great supernatural powers. It should be easy to resurrect a mere mortal."
A beautiful girl's eyes flashed with a sly smile.
"Senior brother said you are not allowed to run around at will. You can always take a walk in the courtyard, right? Sisters, please stay here while I go for a walk outside."
"I'll go too!" "Wait for me!"
The big spider spirit saw that there was no one around him in the blink of an eye. He couldn't laugh or cry, so he could only follow him out.
The sky was clear blue and white clouds were floating. Seven pretty female fairies walked out of the back room. Flowers of various colors were planted in the backyard. It was supposed to be the season when the flowers were fragrant, but when a breeze blew, there was a strange smell.
Overflowing the courtyard.
"Sister, what does it smell like? Why does it smell so bad!"
The beautiful girl wrinkled her lovely nose, then her expression changed and she almost vomited,
The male demons retched and made sounds with disgust on their faces.
But when Qin Ran changed his tone, he praised, "Those red dates are really rare and a great supplement. Looking at the white and dark color, they must have been picked from the jujube trees that grow young."
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord's hands shook, and he weakly resisted the urge to chop people, and said with a smile: "This jujube tree has not grown for a thousand years, and the jujubes below will change from red to red as the years go by.
Whitening, the darker the color, the worse the effect and the more delicious the taste."
"Sisters beat me up!"
"Elder Sun, please go first!"
"Elder Sun, the date in his tea cup is not even two hundred years old. The effect must be wrong. He should try it quickly!"
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist looked at each other, their hearts suddenly lifted, and their expressions changed drastically. The red dates in the tea were the bone-eroding and soul-stealing elixir carefully refined by the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord. It was extremely poisonous, even for immortals.
Even if you take Bali, you will definitely die instantly.
The white tiger spirit smiled strangely and said, "That's right, Taoist Master, is their chrysanthemum view supposed to be rich in chrysanthemums? Why are dates so bad?"
"Big cat, he is too suspicious. The master of Chrysanthemum Temple personally makes tea and is so courteous and virtuous. How can a person of that kind be a good person?" Qin Ran smiled and said,
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist twitched at the corners of their mouths, wiped their sweat, and each let go of their hands.
Qin Ran looked into the tea and saw a deep white jujube floating in the seven cups, emitting a strange light. He was shocked and said: "That tea..."
"You'll know if you see it. If I catch him, his legs will be broken!"
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord's face was livid with anger, and he weakly suppressed the urge to kill. He said with a weak smile: "Young Master is really good at joking. Please don't be offended when the rough men in the mountains take care of Zhou's place!"
…
“Taoist priest, don’t be too modest!”
"too disgusting!"
The smile of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord froze instantly, and the White Tiger Spirit laughed warmly.
Tang Sanzang and Wild Wolf Spirit had their heads covered with white lines and silently let go of the thing in their hands.
"Dead monk, did he do it on purpose?"
In order to prevent any flaw from being discovered, they were specially wrapped in red dates with the core removed, but because of the strong toxicity,
I raised my head and suddenly saw a pair of dark little eyes, staring straight at me with an expression full of contempt.
"Humph! Which little Taoist priest is so unbecoming and defecates everywhere!"
Yang Shengyan narrowed his eyes slightly and felt the murderous intention emanating from the body of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord. He reminded Yang Sheng loudly: "Sir, I think the master of that Taoist temple is a bad thing, so be careful.
."
"You escaped first too!"
"vomit!"
"If you actually do something like that around your senior brother's Taoist temple, I'm going to fight him!"
Yang Shengyan looked sad and angry, feeling that her self-esteem had been severely bruised.
"Amitabha, this poor monk thinks about it too! It's just..."
"That's enough. You can hold it in, miss. He can teach me a lesson. You can run away first."
"Damn monk, don't you have a sense of public morality?"
The Seven Spider Spirits covered their noses and ran away decisively.
"Shame on you!"
It was enough to be ridiculed and despised by his disciples, and he was also weakly respected by a group of male goblins.
But at this moment, a more intense stench filled the air
Yang Sheng's right thumb flicked slightly, and a stream of light popped up. There was a snap sound, the cup shattered, and the tea splashed.
Yang Shengyan and Wild Wolf Spirit also looked at each other and silently took out their machetes and maces, hoping to take advantage of them and hit them with one blow.
I scolded Vajrapani Bodhisattva in my heart. Damn it, if it was because of that bald donkey, I would definitely be tortured like that. It has been back and forth for not even eight times, but it is still unfinished. What kind of bullshit relic elixir is it?
It’s not a laxative. I definitely listened to what the Buddhist brats said in the past.
"What the python spirit said is wrong. Qin Ran is really difficult to deal with."
In Huanghuaguan, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord looked at the White Tiger Spirit and Qin Ran with a smile on his face, with a hint of sinister look in his eyes, "What can I entertain you in the mountains and wilderness? There are no crude tea and snacks outside, so please
The young master and several others enjoyed it."
Based on the keen sense of smell of a demon king, I can tell that the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist are bad birds. They have already prepared broken maces. If the situation is good, they will give us two mallets.
Under the small hall, murderous intent overflowed.
A male goblin pointed at Yang Shengyan and cursed.
The wild wolf spirit said with a stiff face and a smile:
There were two puffs of puffs, and the monk's robes were blown by the wind.
“Moral corruption is good!”
Sun Wukong looked pale, waved his hand and explained:
The big spider spirit snorted coldly and looked outside the wall.
The fat Taoist set his sights on the strongest Sha Monk.
Occasionally, a group of male goblins who had the power to do so could not stop retching. Looking at Sun Wukong, they showed a rare look of fear, and all of them fled in an instant.
"Young Master is absolutely right."
"Breaking heaven, what did he say?"
Sun Wukong's expression froze for a moment, his legs trembled, and he almost collapsed to the ground in fear. Damn it, there are so many enemies. Even a broken Taoist temple in the wilderness can meet a group of male goblins.
"Taoist Master, please come first!"
The White Tiger Spirit and Qin Ran were teasing me just now. I had already held a grudge in my heart, so I took heavy medicine, divided the elixir into seven parts, and put them into the tea respectively.
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist looked at each other, with a look of viciousness flashing across their faces. They put their hands behind their bodies, took out their spiritual treasures, and prepared to make a move.
The White Tiger Spirit shook his head and said with a smile, "Taoist Master, since the effect of the dates is so bad, and I, the old Sun, as a newcomer, can't accept it, you two should change it."
The fat Taoist smiled dryly and complimented: "Young master really has a keen eye for pearls. Yes, those jujubes are picked from under the jujube tree in the front yard. They can activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis, detoxify and nourish the skin. Mortals who eat them will gain weight and stay healthy."
Outside the wall of the Taoist temple, Tang Sanzang stood supporting the wall, his face pale, and he felt like he was about to collapse.
One person and one monkey encourage each other,
The purple dresses of the two spider spirits fluttered and flew out of the courtyard. The other female fairies followed closely behind them with disgusting curses.
"Elder Sun is a guest from afar, why should he be polite?"