The corner of the Bai-Eyed Demon Lord's mouth twitched fiercely. When did the Tang Dynasty have such a custom? Why didn't I know? Don't think that I live in Xiniu Hezhou and just use this kind of thing to fool people, okay?
The fat Taoist vomited blood in his heart, and resisted the urge to hit someone, and said with a smile:
"Since you don't like eating dates, you can just pick them out and just drink tea."
The toxicity of the poisonous pill has already penetrated into the tea. Although the tea is far less toxic than the poisonous pill itself, it can still make people faint. As long as Qin Ran sings the tea, he will still be at his mercy.
The white tiger spirit said with a simple and honest smile, "Sir, it's unlucky for you. I also have this custom in my hometown."
The wild wolf howled: "Me too!"
Sun Wukong organized his words and said, "My grandson only likes to eat peaches, but I am allergic to dates. Whenever I eat them, I get acne all over my body."
The fat Taoist clenched his teeth secretly and looked at Monk Sha with a smile, "Then there is nothing wrong with Elder Sha, right?"
Sha Seng was stunned for a moment. No matter how stupid he was, he still had a vague feeling that there was something wrong with this jujube. He looked at Qin Ran for help, and Qin Ran looked up at the ceiling.
Sha Monk had no choice but to think for a long time, and finally hesitantly said: "Me too!"
Just when I looked up, I suddenly noticed that a pretty figure appeared nearby, staring at me with a cold and sinister look.
"Sisters, beat me."
The fat Taoist looked closely at Sha Seng, but he was sitting calmly outside, as if there was nothing wrong with him. It was just a little strange.
Sha Monk drank the tea in one gulp. This kind of poison, even if I eat it like jelly beans all day long, it might have no effect on me at all.
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord gritted his teeth and counted every one he could poison, and said with a weak smile:
Qin Ran also silently took out the Demon Subduing Staff,
A spider spirit cursed, his eyes full of contempt,
"ah!"
In the front yard of the Taoist temple, Sun Wukong was holding on to the small tree, his body was floating, and his face showed a happy smile. He was also witty. If it were anyone else, he would definitely make a fool of himself when encountering such embarrassing things.
Throwing off the narrow sleeve robe, seven antidote pills appeared in his hand, and he drank them together with the tea.
Sun Wukong trembled with fright, his face turned pale, and he almost fell to the ground. Those male goblins are really ghosts. They can meet you wherever they go.
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord was so angry that he trembled and said with a dry smile: "Since it is the custom of my hometown, I should respect it and don't interfere with it."
Wei Shi stood upright, and the teacup fell to the ground with a bang. As if he had received a special order, the white tiger spirit and the wild wolf spirit had kind eyes, and they picked up the mace and the small machete, and hung them on the fat Taoist's head.
He didn't mean to cut it down without saying anything.
Looking at the Hundred-Eyed Demon King who stopped twitching, Tang Sanzang couldn't stop laughing.
The power of law surged in Qin Ran's body, black mysterious Dao patterns condensed in the hand hall, and wisps of law energy passed through the teacup and poured into the white dates.
"No dog is as dirty as him!"
The fat Taoist was slow and wise, and gave full play to his superb acting skills. His true feelings were revealed when he spoke, and tears came to his eyes.
…
A group of male fairies showed fierce looks in their eyes, covered their noses with heavy gauze, and killed them menacingly. "
"I'll make you laugh." The fat Taoist wiped his tears and then ordered:
Tang Sanzang, Qin Ran, the White Tiger Spirit, and the Wild Wolf Spirit all picked out the white dates and put them into the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's tea cup.
Wei Shi looked sincere, then raised his teacup and said, "Taoist Master, drink slowly. The tea is already cold. Isn't it a pity to eat such delicious white dates while they are cold?"
"Tong'er, take a few distinguished guests to the guest room to rest. You have to treat the guest yourself."
"Everyone...you don't know. You, the master, have been through a rough life since you were young. You have suffered from epilepsy and neuropathic pain. You have rarely sought medical advice, but with little success, you can only temporarily suppress it with drugs. You suffer from the disease eight times a year.
.Now it’s a relapse of the old disease, and it’s completely related to that tea!”
"It was you who was waiting for me just now. You were waiting for tea instead of wine, so let's have a long toast."
The fat Taoist looked confused. For a moment, he felt that his head was short-circuited. He could be poisoned by the poisonous erysipelas he refined. The Hundred-Eyed Demon King was really a weirdo.
"They also said it was a misunderstanding. The master of their Taoist temple was slowly poisoned to death. Do you really think others are blind?"
"Taoist Priest, what's going on? Are you saying that it's a tonic?"
"That jujube tree is the spiritual root of the day before yesterday. Your senior brother used countless spiritual liquids and magical medicine to carefully cultivate it. He, he, he did such a thing down there!"
Tang Sanzang's expression immediately changed, and he kept laughing.
A male goblin opened his mouth. Although he was shocked by Sun Wukong's shameless expression, he blushed and cursed, "Damn monk, do you really think you are so angry? 7"
"mean!"
Facing the intense killing intent, the fat Taoist sweated on his head, "Young Master, elders, everything is a misunderstanding!"
"Hey! I thought that the master of the temple was also a pitiful person." Wei Shi looked pitiful, shook his head and sighed.
White tiger spirit, wild wolf spirit, Wei Shi's expression turned evil, and he dropped the guy in his hand.
Baihu Jingjing said warmly.
But at this moment, there was only a plop sound, but the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord fell to the ground on the spot, and then stopped twitching his hands and feet, foaming at the mouth, and rolling his eyes wildly.
"Dead monk, he is not finished yet?"
A sincere smile appeared on Sha Seng's face, and then he was waiting for the other party's reaction. He flicked the tea cup, and with a "wave" sound, the white jujube flew out and fell into the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's tea cup.
"It's hard to refuse the visitor's kindness. If you want to drink the tea, then the spoiled white dates can be wasted. It's better for the visitor to eat it."
"Shame on you!"
Wei Shibiao became wise and said nonchalantly, "Male Bodhisattvas, please listen to the poor monk's explanation. You are just a jujube tree with a thin and strong branch and withered leaves. Out of the compassion of a monk, you just want to give it to him."
!They must not misunderstand!"
Should I eat the tea? Or drink it? I know the toxicity of the poisonous elixir very well. If I eat all those white dates, wouldn’t I be shooting myself in the foot? Although
I don't have any antidote, but I can still waste it.
"Master Qin, please!"
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was poisoned like that. If he has no fighting ability, I will definitely be beaten if I take action based on my ability. If I give a reasonable explanation,
I absolutely believe that with the brutal style of the Seven Journey to the West, I will definitely be stewed into snake soup.
The Hundred-Eyed Demon looked at the seven white dates floating in the teacup, his eyelids twitching slowly. When he raised his head, he saw seven pairs of dim and bright little eyes, staring straight at me, full of encouragement and expectation, with the heart to kill.
Gone.
I was calm on the outside, but in my heart I was panicking. I had to wait a little longer, and Baiye Demon Lord showed up in his original form and turned into a little centipede. All this would be explained clearly.
Qin Ran smiled apologetically and said, "The customs in this hometown cannot be changed. Please forgive me, Taoist priest."