This monk really wanted to save face and suffer. He had been trying to think of a way just now, but now that he had thought of a way, he found it difficult again.
Sun Wukong earnestly advised: "Master, don't think that I, Old Sun, don't listen to what you say. White Dragon Horse has great magic power and great supernatural powers. His urine is a great tonic. It may cure your disease. Most people want to drink it."
I can’t drink it yet.”
Tang San was so angry that he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. As soon as this damn monkey spoke, he knew that he had nothing to hold back, so he couldn't just hope for this, okay? He had to play him to death.
"No, how can such a filthy thing enter the human mouth?"
The honest and honest Sha Monk also advised: "Master, don't you usually chew pig's trotters very deliciously? The pig urine and pig's trotters are both from the pig, so there is no difference."
Tang Sanzang almost couldn't lift it up in one breath and choked to death on the spot. You evildoer, evildoer!
He is a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty. He just finished pretending to compete in front of a group of monks yesterday, and today he wants to drink urine to treat illnesses. He cannot do such a humiliating thing.
Tang Sanzang exhaled sweet fragrance and said: "Get out of here."
Faced with Sun Wukong and Sha Seng's repeated persuasion, Tang Sanzang refused to let go. In desperation, Sun Wukong had no choice but to say: "Well, master, since you don't want to use this remedy, forget it. Just take a good rest first. When will you wait?"
Call us anytime you figure it out."
Sun Wukong and Sha Seng left the room, everyone was busy with their own affairs.
Qin Ran thoughtfully called some novice novices from Zhenhai Temple and said that Master Sanzang was ill and needed your care. The novices agreed without much hesitation.
Tang Sanzang's bragging match last night was very effective.
One night passed, and the tall and majestic image of Tang Sanzang kept lingering in their minds. They were still discussing it even during morning classes. Serving their idol was what they dreamed of.
The day passed by unknowingly, and except for Tang Sanzang's condition, which became increasingly serious, nothing happened in the temple.
During this period, the lamas in the monastery took great pains to invite nearby monks to come, but under general diagnosis and treatment, they were helpless.
Early the next morning, a stream of light disappeared into the meditation room next to it.
After a while, there was a knock on the door.
"Is Mr. Qin here?" The voice was clear and clear, like the crow of a yellow duck, with a hint of seductiveness.
"The door is unlocked. Girl, please come in."
Mrs. Diyong opened the door and walked in. She was wearing a lotus-colored dress, with a charming figure. Her face was pointed and white, with long eyelashes. Her eyes were like a stream of autumn water, and there seemed to be a hint of worry between her eyebrows.
On this day, she visited Xiniu Hezhou, followed the places where Tang Sanzang's master and disciples passed, and collected a lot of information through the demon clan.
Most of those monsters are familiar with Tang Sanzang's "glorious deeds", so it is not difficult to detect various facts.
After confirming the two facts, it was found that what Qin Ran said was actually accurate. Although the rest of the things have not been confirmed, they are very close to each other.
That old bastard, King Tota Li, has been cheating on her! Fortunately, I am so grateful to him that I recognize him as my godfather. I even enshrine his god tablet in the cave and burn incense every day.
Mrs. Diyong felt resentful when she thought about it. If it hadn't been for Qin Ran's reminder, she would have been kept in the dark and her life had been cheated, and she would still have to be grateful to the old bastard.
Sure enough, people's hearts are too complicated and she is too young.
As a little mouse that had just transformed into a Taoist form, he was no match for these old silver coins.
"Where did the girl go yesterday? I wanted to find the monks in the temple to remove the snake venom for you, but I didn't find you." Qin Ran asked with concern.
Mrs. Diyong's pretty face turned red, and she knew she had missed a flaw.
However, she had already thought of a countermeasure and explained in a sweet voice: "Sir, I have admitted my mistake. The snake that bit me that day was not a venomous snake."
"It's just an ordinary water snake, so I wasn't poisoned. Mr. Lao is worried."
Hum, the little fairy is quite good at pretending.
"Then I'm relieved." Qin Ran smiled lightly and said meaningfully, "The girl doesn't seem to be in a good mood. Is there something difficult?".
"Young Master is indeed very discerning, and you can't tell anyone's thoughts at a glance."
Mrs. Diyong sighed, "I am now alone in this temple, with no relatives around me, far away from home, and I don't know if my parents are okay at home, so I can't help but feel sad."
"Don't worry, girl. Once Master Sanzang recovers from his illness, I will definitely send you home in person." Qin Ran comforted him.
"That great monk is sick?" Mrs. Diyong was stunned for a moment. She came back in a hurry and did not pay attention to Tang Sanzang's condition.
"People are born, old, sick and die, what's so strange about it?" Qin Ran said casually.
Mrs. Diyong nodded and did not continue to ask any more questions.
After learning that Tang Sanzang was a "poisonous object", she was too late to hide from him. How could she still think of him?
"This temple is too remote. There are no towns around it. I have no way to send a letter." Mrs. Diyong's beautiful eyes moved, she stared at Qin Ran without blinking, and suddenly said melancholy,
"It turns out that girl, she went out yesterday to deliver a letter." Qin Ran suddenly realized.
Mrs. Diyong nodded, swaying her waist, and was about to sit closer.
Hearing Qin Ran's voice change, he suddenly said playfully: "But why have I searched hundreds of miles around the temple, but I can't find any trace of the girl? Forgive me for my blindness, but I can't tell that the girl is still a high-ranking person.
Mrs. Diyong's hand holding the porcelain cup suddenly shook, and the tea spilled on the floor. Her pretty face turned red, and the air was quiet for several seconds.
"When did the young master find out?"
Qin Ran said leisurely, "I have noticed a long time ago that there is something wrong with the way you look at Tang Sanzang."
The air became stagnant again.
Mrs. Diyong dug her toes on the ground like crazy. It turned out that he had already noticed that I was acting! He was deliberately watching my jokes and was obviously acting like me.
What's ridiculous is that he wants to trick the other person into a bottomless pit.
Damn, so shameful.
Mrs. Diyong was stunned for more than ten seconds, and then said with a blushing face: "Did the young master tell me those words on purpose? You have already seen that I have bad intentions."
Boys must protect themselves outside and be more thoughtful, otherwise they will be manipulated by insidious fairies.
Qin Ran always kept this sentence in mind, so he was able to enjoy himself on the journey to the west.
"Do you think I'm lying to you?" Qin Ran asked.
Mrs. Diyong shook her head, "Young master is kind-hearted. If you tell me this secret, how can your family not know about it?"
"Huh, that sounds nice! It's not like you can't believe me. You weren't in the room yesterday. You probably went out to seek confirmation." Qin Ran said displeased.
Mrs. Diyong looked at Qin Ran's face and felt uneasy.
"Master, please don't be unhappy. I don't believe you, but it's just our first meeting."
"Then after you have verified it, is it credible now?
Qin Ran asked.
Mrs. Diyong was silent for several seconds, and suddenly gritted her teeth and said: "My godfather Tota Li Tianwang told me about Tang Sanzang. He once saved my life. I am grateful to him and to him."
I firmly believed what I said, but I didn’t expect that he would join forces with those Buddhist donkeys to deliberately harm me.”
There was a bit of resentment in his voice, but also a bit of helplessness.
"Then what are your plans now?" Qin Ran asked.
Mrs. Diyong calmed down her mood, stroking the black hair beside her ear, and said softly: "Anyway, there is nothing to do now, so I would like to ask you to come to my cave as a guest. I wonder if you are willing, sir?"
Qin Ran stared at her strangely. As a goblin from the Great Thunder Sound Temple, he wouldn't argue with steamed buns. King Tota Li Tianwang cheated you, so he didn't plan to come back with revenge?
"I know what the young master is thinking. Even if they plot against me, what can I do with my little ability?"
Mrs. Diyong said lonelyly that when she was in Lingshan, she secretly ate Tathagata's fragrant flowers and precious candles. Her strength greatly increased, and her self-confidence also swelled, and she changed her name to Half Guanyin.
But she was severely punished by reality. King Kong, the gatekeeper in Lingshan who was not very powerful, made her move at will and arrested her.
In the end, King Tota Li Tianwang came forward to save her. Now she is no longer as arrogant as before and knows how much she weighs.
Qin Ran looked at the beautiful little mouse, feeling funny and a little sad at the same time. This is how the little monster survives.
"Don't worry, I will help you get justice."
Qin Ran smiled confidently, and Mrs. Diyong raised her head and looked at him blankly.
The little novice monk who served Tang Sanzang in the Zen room ran out and invited Qin Ran and Sun Wukong into the room.
"Master Qin, this poor monk really can't stand it any longer."
Tang Sanzang's face turned pale, he grabbed Qin Ran's arm and kept moaning. He had been tortured by the illness for a day, and he felt that he was close to death.
There is no place in my body that is not painful, and as time goes by, this pain becomes more and more intense.
He felt dizzy, nauseated and nauseous. If it weren't for the two novice monks who were waiting beside him, he would have vomited on the bed.
Fortunately, Qin Ran had the foresight to establish a good relationship with the monks in the temple in advance. Otherwise, he would have been even worse off relying on these two unreliable apprentices.
When Qin Ran saw Tang Sanzang's appearance, he was also shocked. It was too bad. He had become like this in just one day. There were thick bags under his eyes, his breath was weak, and his whole body was like a candle in the wind, and it would suffocate with dust.
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He suspected that Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva had acted cruelly again during this period.
"Master, have you changed your mind?" Sun Wukong asked impatiently.
"Mr. Qin, do you think it's really useful?" Tang Sanzang raised his head and asked as if.
"You can give it a try. Even if it can't completely cure it, it can alleviate the pain," Qin Ran nodded and said with a strange expression.
Tang Sanzang gritted his teeth and had no choice but to say:
"Oh well."
It's not okay to not compromise. The key is that his body hurts too much. He tossed and turned all night long and thought about it.
It is true that urine is not something people drink, but if it can relieve the pain, he will bear it, at least he no longer has to drag himself half-dead like this.
Tang Sanzang looked up at Sun Wukong and Sha Seng and warned them seriously.
"Wukong, Wujing, please remember not to spread this matter."
He had an extreme lack of trust in these two unreliable disciples. If he accidentally leaked it and the monks in the temple knew about it, he, a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty, would lose his dignity as a human being.
"That's because, for the sake of Master's face, we won't talk nonsense."
Sun Wukong and Sha Seng held back their laughter and nodded heavily.
The two young novice monks next to them looked at Tang Sanzang who was playing riddles, with confused expressions on their faces. Didn't they just drink some medicine? Is there anything they didn't dare to say to others?
But after thinking about it for a moment, they felt relieved and looked at Tang Sanzang with expressions of admiration.
Sure enough, he is worthy of being a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty. Just to say it casually,
…
I saw Qin Ran driving the two novice monks out of the room.
Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief. After all, using horse urine to treat diseases was too shocking.
If these two young monks saw him and spread the word, his image as a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty would completely collapse, and he would not be able to see anyone anymore.
Sun Wukong and Sha Monk came to the backyard of Zhenhai Temple with a jar in one hand and a purple gold bowl in the other.
In a broken room, a white dragon horse lay beside it.
Seeing Sun Wukong and Sand Monk coming hand in hand, Bai Longma finally breathed a sigh of relief and raised his hoof very cooperatively.
Because he was forced by this dead monkey, he drank two bottles of water since yesterday, and he is holding it back now.
What made him regretful was that the king of Jisai State needed its urine to make medicine when he was ill. Tang Sanzang also did the same when he was sick. Is his urine so popular?
Have you always underestimated your own value? You are not an ordinary horse demon, but a magical horse that can heal diseases and save people?
Sun Wukong and Sha Monk left muttering. Bai Longma looked up at the sky with a solemn expression and fell into the deep family.
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Xitian Daleiyin Temple.
Buddha's light fills the sky, and a mirror image emerges in the void
Tang Sanzang was holding a purple gold alms bowl and drinking heavily.
Sun Wukong and Sha Monk pinched their noses and stepped aside with disgusted faces. Can horse urine cure diseases?
Tathagata's jaw almost dropped in shock.
This Tang Sanzang was really a talent. Why did he have so many fantastic ideas?
All the true Buddhas and Bodhisattvas have their heads covered with black lines
Why hadn't I noticed before that this monk had such a deep connection with horses? He liked to chew horses' hooves, he would ride horses on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures, and he would stay with him when he was sick in bed because of urinary tract disease.
Two big tortoises stood behind the Five Hundred Arhats, glaring at the scene in the Circle Light Technique with mung bean eyes and solemn expressions.
Many Arhats had strange eyes and couldn't help but laugh, almost making a yelp of laughter.
Damn it, the painting style is not serious again.
Tathagata brushed away the images in the Circle Light Technique with his hand and said in a deep voice:
"Amitabha Buddha is so powerful that he will come to see me in front of the Buddha."
He had no expectations for these three disasters
What I didn't expect was that the difficult task of being sick in the monk's room could be accomplished so easily.
"Buddha, will Tang Sanzang be okay?"
Vajrapani asked worriedly.
Naturally, he could tell that something was very wrong with Tang Sanzang, and he was afraid that he would let go of him at any time.
If you die accidentally, Buddhism will suffer a big loss.
"It's okay, it's not a big deal."
Tathagata shook his head and said.
He had already seen the clues, it was the Great Master of General Trends who was operating secretly.
But everything is not detrimental to the overall situation. As long as Tang Sanzang is not killed, what can he do?
If it weren't for the overall interests of Journey to the West, he would have been the first to shoot this guy to death. He would have been doing nothing but smearing his face all day long.