Among this group of people, Sun Wukong and Sha Monk were too ugly and hairy, so their monk features were not obvious.
But Tang Sanzang was different. This shiny bald man, anyone who didn't look at him would know his identity. Once he entered the country, he would definitely be arrested by the officials.
Tang Sanzang immediately shuddered. Destroy France? Specialize in killing monks? With this outfit, once he enters the country, he will definitely finish it.
"Old man, are you telling the truth?" Tang Sanzang asked in shock.
Guanyin stared at him coldly and said slowly, "If you don't believe it, you can go and give it a try. You can just make up the number for the king."
Tang Sanzang shivered and almost fell off his horse. He was frightened by Guanyin's words.
Tang Sanzang thought for a while and then asked, "Since France cannot be destroyed, can we spare the way?"
Anyway, this is not the first time he has taken a detour. He has always taken a detour around the Flame Mountain.
Guanyin was stunned for a moment, then shook her head decisively and said: "The vastness of France is so vast that it is the only way to go west. How can we get around it?"
"Then what if we have to go around?" Tang Sanzang narrowed his eyes.
You didn't hold back just now. If it was for the sake of that person or the person who wanted to learn the scriptures, you would have killed him with a slap in the face.
I'm not sure yet, what kind of bad guys are those two people? They speak so arrogantly and belittle me again and again. Don't blame me for being polite.
"Scared! Scared!"
Mr. Qin suddenly said, "I did seek my own death just now, but I need to give you some signal. You must know that the other party is Guanyin Bodhisattva. Give me ten courages, how dare I be so arrogant?"
After the sergeant got off the horse, he pulled Mr. Qin up from his horse. With a slurp, he tore up a piece of white paper and said with a warm smile: "Look, is that evidence?"
"Qu Mingshi, do you look very old?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked warmly.
Isn't that the legendary man who fell on his back?
A man and a horse fell straight into a willow forest.
Mr. Qin is full, and what kind of rare animal is a horse? What's wrong with me riding a horse?
Long Nan's pretty face was as hot as ice, but he still thought it was just to relieve his anger, so he used the magic formula, and the magic power condensed into a long white whip, and he whipped it hard.
Before retreating to France, I thought that the king's destruction of the Dharma and the killing of monks would cause panic and prosperity. But I thought that France, in fact, would be a paradise on earth, with beautiful pavilions, bustling scenes, and a steady stream of people coming and going.
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Mr. Qin asked worriedly, although those who destroyed France were all mortals, those two apprentices were so reliable.
Mr. Qin was rolling on the ground in pain, scolding his mother in his heart, "Damn, I sincerely praise you, those white-bellied women are not deliberately trying to tease me."
Since you became enlightened, have you ever seen such a weirdo dare to shout like this in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva?
A sergeant held a long gun, blocked the road, and shouted angrily,
Just forget about the fat monk, is he done? Do you really think that I am a soft persimmon that can be manipulated by others? I, Mr. Qin, am a woman who has even beaten a Bodhisattva!
"Yes, the Bodhisattva is not only old, but also as beautiful as a flower. He can dazzle the country, the autumn water is his god, and the ice jade is his bones. He is as beautiful as a divine man." Mr. Qin said flatteringly with a nosebleed.
Qin Ran flew over in a hurry and picked up Mr. Qin and his horse.
"Amitabha, Mr. Qin, does he know his sins?" Guanyin's holy figure appeared in the sky below and asked hotly.
After some repairs, the scripture collection team officially entered the territory of France.
Mr. Qin was so excited. He looked at those guys, all of them looked like dogs. He was so blind when he thought about it.
Sha Monk put his hand on his forehead, feeling that there was no cure for that guy.
Mr. Qin panicked and said with satisfaction: "It's broad daylight and the world is clear. Isn't there still no law? When they arrest people, they have to provide evidence."
The sergeant laughed warmly and said, "Here comes someone, arrest that monk."
"What did he say?"
Mr. Qin knocked him to the ground. Long Man's body was as fast as the wind, his legs were like raindrops, but Mr. Qin kicked him in the face.
With a scream, Mr. Qin and his horse were thrown away.
Qu Ming gasped when he saw it. She was indeed a wealthy sister, her methods were complex and crude. Her rational and trouble-making methods were in line with those of many older sisters.
Long Nan raised his jade hand and slapped it with a few more small ears.
Sha Seng, Qu Mingshi and Qu Ming all covered their faces silently, feeling no shame.
Mr. Qin took a closer look and saw seven small characters written on the rice paper, "Are you a monk?"
Qu Ming got a set of gorgeous clothes and a white wig.
The white dragon horse scratched its hooves twice and felt very frustrated. Damn it, can you blame me for having my head knocked off?
He felt that something was very wrong with the old woman in front of him. How could a normal person and his two ugly apprentices be so calm? Could it be that some god from the sky came down to earth to trick him?
"Fat monk, you can give it a try." Seeing how stubborn Tang Sanzang was, Guanyin was stunned for a moment and sneered.
"Open your mouth!" Guanyin said hotly. "Be bold!"
"What did he say?" Guanyin's face suddenly turned hot, and the surrounding air became cold, as if it had dropped by more than ten degrees.
"Old man, go home and look in the mirror. He is as ugly as he is! He dares to come out and scare people!" Mr. Qin rolled up his sleeves and said with an arrogant look.
Mr. Qin said something for a while, "I am not worried about my identity being exposed at all. My clothes are gorgeous and my hair is perfect. Anyone who is blind may mistake me for a monk."
Long Nan manipulated the white whip made of mana and whipped it hard again.
Xu Shao's charming eldest sister stood under the low building, waving her embroidered handkerchief, her clothes and skirts flying, her face was filled with fragrance, and she was very cold.
That girl is extremely white-bellied, and she rarely speaks harsh words. If she is caught, she will be treated until she is dead. I will be taught a lesson in the future. I can only imagine the tragic ending that will follow, even if I die, my skin will be peeled off.
Although he was pointed out by some people on the way, that person was just curious about Mr. Qin's horse riding and had no minor problems.
Master Qin and his disciples came to an inn to stay.
Have you gone? Especially that idiot Wu Jing, who seemed to be holding back his laughter just now. Do you really think I saw it?
"Hmph! You're just pretending. Many monks have disguised themselves like him in the past. This general has encountered him once or twice."
Qu Mingshi rolled up his sleeves and was about to get off when he suddenly felt that something was not right.
Yes, with her long white hair down, her temperament is quite elegant. For that outfit, I would rate myself forty-four points, and the remaining one point is to remind myself not to be too elegant.
The only pity is that his face was deformed by the beating, his eyes were swollen into slits, his nose was bruised, and his mouth was like a sausage. For the time being, he just admired his handsome face. But just based on that look, when he went to a brothel, these big guys
My sister is definitely crazy, and she will definitely be in vain.
That made me completely excited. Before I settled down at the inn, I turned my horse and headed straight for the brothel.
Look at my long flowing hair, gorgeous robes, and refined temperament. How can I have anything to do with an evil monk?
Those gods and bodhisattvas know how to pretend to be gods and ghosts all day long.
Qu Ming was stunned and looked at Mr. Qin with a shocked expression. He was a master of seeking death, but he dared to point at Guanyin's nose and scold him. Who gave him the courage?
"That yellow-faced woman is a person, Sun Wukong, Wukong, giving you a slap!"
"Sun Wukong, why did he tell this poor monk?" Mr. Qin said with a look of resentment.
"Old man, this poor monk has tolerated him for a long time," Qu Mingshi became angry when he felt the respect in the other person's tone.
"He was so arrogant just now, who could stop him? Sha Monk said coquettishly.
Of course, the saddest part is that he followed that tough guy Qu Mingshi, and he was always on the receiving end of a gun whenever he made a move.
Heart-rending screams rang out from the audience, "Ah! Male Bodhisattva, don't slap me in the face!"
"How dare you hide your identity, the cowardly demon monk, or do you want to mount your horse and accept surrender?"
Sha Seng, Qu Mingshi was so breathless when he saw it that he even threw his horse out. Last year's noodles were so limited.
"Bodhisattva, please spare my life. I know my sin and will never dare to do it again!"
Just like that, the team successfully passed many checkpoints and retreated into the capital of France.
"A man's heart is as deep as the sea, who can say for sure?" Qu Ming patted my shoulder and comforted me, "Yes, worry about it, the Bodhisattva is a kind and compassionate person, he should not worry about his life.
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You know, this is not the first time,
"evidence?"
"Old man! Stop pretending, tell me, who is he?" Qu Mingshi said knowingly.
"Is that still there? Just dress up carefully and cover up his bald head. Who in particular will pay attention to him?" Sha Monk said with concern.
"Didn't the king's laws say that people are allowed to ride horses? Besides, I just ride a horse, how come it is associated with a monk?"
But just as Mr. Qin was riding back with all his might, he found that the people on the horseback looked at me strangely and stopped pointing at me.
"My whole body is greasy, my face is vulgar, and I am not fat. Why? I still let people say it?" Guanyin said calmly.
Qu Ming, this stupid disciple, since I have been making fun of myself for a long time, so let’s just go for it that time.
You came here to get vaccinated, but you came to let him go around? If you really let him go around, how will Tathagata explain it to you?
I will be a serious demon king from now on, commanding thousands of demons, and being used as a mount is completely forced.
Mr. Qin spat, he was so merciful and cruel, I have never seen anyone more cruel than that girl.
Mr. Qin stroked a strand of white hair from his forehead, and suddenly he no longer felt as noisy as snow.
"Male Bodhisattva, have mercy on me, this poor monk doesn't dare anymore!" Mr. Qin held his head in his hands, screamed, and burst into tears, which was in clear contrast to his arrogant posture just now.
"Master, is there something wrong with him?"
"Master Qin, he is vague about the situation of destroying France. I hope he will do something bad and do what he wants."
I used to visit brothels, don't expect me to take him with me again
Bai Longma had a look of resentment on his face, "Damn it, I've spent four fucking lifetimes following that tough guy Qu Mingshi. I have my own share of eating meat, but you have to take me with you after being beaten."
Before Qu Mingshi put it on, he finally felt a little relieved. He looked in the mirror and sighed.
Mr. Qin said thoughtfully.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's pretty face was cold and cold, and she said in a cold voice, "Are you saying you're ugly now? Go on and beat me!"
"Master, you will gain wisdom after suffering a hardship. Let's gain some experience in the past." Tang Sanzang said with a wink.
"He's riding a horse and swaggering through the city, and you're calling him a demon monk?"
Alas, in the final analysis, the poor monk's temperament is too outstanding, which is why he has attracted so little attention. If someone special rides that thing, he will at least become a laughing stock.
"Get out of here, master." Mr. Qin said with a pale face. Do I have to suffer too much? If these gods and monsters want to plot against me, no matter how careless they are, it will be useless.
"Sirs, they are wrong, I am a monk." Mr. Qin said seriously.
"What should I do next?"
Mr. Qin wants to cry. It's so safe inside. I want to go home.
Mr. Qin was beaten into a pig's head, with tears streaming down his face. He lay on the ground and groaned. Seeing all kinds of misery, Tang Sanzang and Qin Ran were heartbroken.
Under the sunlight, it is bright and dazzling normally.
Mr. Qin's head banged and his face turned pale. The strange thing was that when I called him "old man", Qu Ming looked at me strangely. It turned out that the person he called me was Guanyin Bodhisattva!
Qu Ming looked around and saw that the capital of the destroyed French state was majestic, full of joy and auspicious light, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, looking prosperous and harmonious.
Before I beat the Bodhisattva of Small Power, I was completely distracted. Now I realize who I am. In the final analysis, I was the one who harmed me.
Qu Ming and Tang Sanzang didn't move at all, but looked at me with strange expressions. The next moment, a giant slap came out.
Mr. Qin breathed a sigh of relief. No matter what, he had delayed getting the information and was unprepared. As long as Guanyin, a white-faced bitch, took action again, there should be no small problems.
"Sun Wukong, he said that the old Guanyin...well, the Bodhisattva will stop worrying about it, right?" Mr. Qin asked cautiously.
It’s not that the customs clearance document is too bad. If it works, just let Monkey Wukong steal the jade seal, stamp it and send it over.
The sergeant pointed at the white dragon horse and said warmly.
"That's bad, he actually dares to blaspheme against the Bodhisattva and slap him," Guanyin Bodhisattva said calmly.
"No! Bodhisattva, this is what I mean." Mr. Qin's tears flew from being beaten, and he defended himself repeatedly.
The dragon man next to him had a face as cold as ice and slapped him across the void.
Just when he was about to slow down and move forward with all his strength, he found a group of soldiers with guns surrounding him.
"Humph, it's up to him to die as a monk!" Long Nan laughed angrily.
Before entering the capital of the destroyed French capital, Qu Mingshi's mood ended and he became excited.
Before a violent beating, Guanyin walked away with Long Nan.
"Aunt Pi, you are still talking arrogantly! Sun Wukong, immobilize you all and beat you back to your original form. The poor monk will do it himself." Mr. Qin cursed.
Compared to the countries we passed through in the past, we know it is many times less corrupt, but it is still very popular to say that the king has destroyed the law.
Mr. Qin spat out the yellow mud in his mouth, his face was half swollen from being slapped, blood dripped from the corner of his mouth, and he screamed twice before going completely crazy.\r