"Don't worry, they are just three little monsters with no great abilities. They usually like to drink sesame oil, so they often come to this city, pretending to be immortals and Buddhas, and causing trouble."
Qin Ran said.
"That is to say, someone created this fragrance intentionally."
Tang Sanzang reacted suddenly and trembled.
It seemed that he felt good before, and indeed someone was deliberately digging a hole for him.
"Yes, I'm getting smarter and smarter."
"We just need to use our tactics to defeat all these Kang Hui netizens at the last possible moment."
Qin Ran said.
"Master Qin, tell me, what should this poor monk do?"
Tang Sanzang's eyes suddenly turned cold. These weaklings were trying every means to trick him, so don't blame him for being rude.
"You don't need to do anything, I will arrange it myself."
"When the time comes, all you have to do is roll up your sleeves and have three rich meals before any Buddha or Bodhisattva appears."
Qin Ran said nonchalantly.
These three rhinoceroses have vast spiritual powers and powerful magic powers. When they join forces, even Sun Wukong is no match for them.
It is precisely this that Buddhism has taken a fancy to, so it has no fear
But for him, dealing with these little monsters is just a hands-on matter.
When the time comes, the three bald donkeys and Qixingxu will be suppressed together, and then the people in the city will be gathered to watch.
The shit basin is all thrown at Buddhism, and then the scene will be exciting.
Tang San twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Qin Ran with a resentful expression, "Damn it, I hate the monster in the house. If the monster doesn't beat him, he will burn incense."
"Master Qin, are you sure that this poor monk has this strength?"
Tang Sanzang asked quietly.
"Don't worry, I will catch them all in one fell swoop when the time comes, giving you enough room to operate, and ensure that you get out of the Pingzhifen evil factory."
Qin Ran said, "That's great!"
Tang Sanzang's heart became hot. He had wanted to take revenge for a long time, but he was too weak and never had a chance.
The last scene where I violently beat up Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva is still fresh in my mind now that I think about it. That feeling was really satisfying.
After holding it in for so long, he had long wanted to experience it again
"Master Qin, can you tell me who is taking action this time?"
Tang Sanzang said a little excitedly.
"."There are both Buddhist and heavenly ones. The Buddhist ones are the three arhats, and the heavenly ones are the seven stars."
Qin Ran said with a smile.
Tang Sanzang became even more excited.
Although it was a few Arhats this time, it felt a little worse, but it was still manageable.
This time there are people from Heaven, a mixed doubles match between Heaven and Buddhism, which is exciting just thinking about it.
His superb tortoise boxing skills have not shown off for a long time, so today he will teach these weaklings a lesson.
Tang Sanzang was not someone who took responsibility easily.
The smell of Suhe sesame oil spread throughout the city, and the people in the city were shocked and talking non-stop.
You must know that this Suhe sesame oil is the finest sesame oil, and ordinary people cannot afford it.
They were lucky enough to smell it only when they worshiped Buddha during the Lantern Festival.
But now this kind of fragrance is spreading everywhere, which is simply unbelievable.
At the same time, among the officials, Ye Ze spoke
These people are all big businessmen in the city, claiming that the Suhe sesame oil stored in the mansion disappeared last night (Qian Zhao).
The government officials were furious and sent soldiers to search the city.
You must know that the New Year is approaching and the Lantern Festival is only more than a month away.
The Suhe sesame oil was stolen, and when it comes time to worship Buddha on the Lantern Festival, it will be over.
If the quantity of sesame oil is not enough and offends the Buddha Kusattva, then it is a sin.
For a time, the whole city was in a commotion, and everyone was in fear and danger.
In contrast, Ciyun Temple is a cabinet of peace and harmony.
Tianzhu is a place where Buddhism flourishes, everyone has the heart to worship Buddha, and monks have a very high status.
For a while, no one would associate the theft of sesame oil with Buddhist disciples.
Under Tang Sanzang's deception, the abbot of Ciyun Temple was very attentive and brought a table of sumptuous meat.
In the era of delicious food, Tang Sanzang abandoned his image as a monk and started to enjoy eating.
He is a man who wants to do big things. How can he have the strength to beat someone up if he doesn't have enough to eat?
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The abbot of Ciyun Temple was like a primary school student, standing next to Tang Sanzang and asking for advice humbly.
The Mahayana Buddhism mentioned by Tang Sanzang earlier tickled his heart.
You must know that since joining Buddhism, you have meditated every day and are extremely pious.
But now he is about to be buried, and there is no hope of becoming a Buddha.
However, Tang Sanzang was able to attract Bodhisattvas to appear to him at a young age.
Moreover, he is also responsible for learning Buddhist scriptures. If nothing happens, he will definitely be able to see the Buddha at Lingshan Mountain in the future. Even if he cannot become a Buddha, he should be accepted as a dignitary.
With so many mixed feelings in his mind, he felt that after practicing Buddhism for most of his life, he had practiced it on dogs.
Compared to this little monk, I am nothing.
Therefore, the abbot of Ciyun Temple now made up his mind to please Tang Sanzang in order to obtain the method of practicing Mahayana Buddhism.
However, Tang Sanzang was slightly unhappy, feeling that this old monk was too naughty.
He is having a meal now. If a beautiful woman is sitting next to him, he will have nothing to say.
But you are already quite old and have a lot of wrinkles on your face. Why would you put an old face in front of him?
"Holy monk, I wonder if you are still satisfied with the delicacies provided by me?"
The host said with a smile.940
“Let’s make do.”
Tang Sanzang whistled the pig's trotters a few times, and it was too late to make peace with him because of his feelings.
Making do? That means I’m not very satisfied.
The host frowned.
I didn't expect this product to taste so picky.
You must know that he bought this table of food from the best restaurant in the city. The monk in the temple was so proud that he didn't expect that he only got a "make do" sentence.
This is a bit bad for him. You must know that he is asking for help from others now. If he doesn't feel comfortable serving Tang Sanzang, he won't be willing to open his mouth to Li Ebai.
"Holy monk, you have traveled a long way and have worked hard. Please forgive me for the poor reception in the temple."
"If you have any other requirements, just ask me. As long as I can provide you, I will definitely satisfy you."
The host said with a smile.
Tang Sanzang, who was originally absent-minded, suddenly lit up.
"Is this true?"
"Monks don't lie."
The host was stunned for a moment, not knowing why this guy was suddenly so excited, but he still nodded subconsciously.
"Amitabha, well, this poor monk doesn't have any other requirements."
"It's just that I'm a little tired after being bumpy for a long time. Can the host please ask some girls to come and help this poor monk rub his back and squeeze his shoulders?"
Tang Sanzang held back his excitement, rubbed his hands and said,
The host was confused. This request is bold enough.
"Holy monk, the temple is a quiet place. Except for offering incense and worshiping Buddha, women are not allowed to enter.
"If the holy monk is just tired, the young monks in the temple will be willing to serve him."
Tang Sanzang frowned dissatisfied. He didn't expect that this old monk was so ignorant despite his age.
The words were said so euphemistically that I couldn't even understand him.
"What the poor monk said is to invite some young ladies from the brothel to come."
The host was completely stunned. He felt thunder rolling above his head and was shaken inside and out.
It is a taboo for a monk to have sex with women, which is against the rules and regulations.
What's more, when visiting a brothel, no matter which monk does such a thing, it will definitely be notorious.
But this guy took a few steps to recruit promiscuous women into the temple. The point is ridiculous.
If this spreads out, the reputation of Ciyun Temple will be completely ruined.
The host has lived for most of his life and has never seen this kind of burning operation. It is simply burning to the sky.
The host looked at the little white-faced bald donkey chewing pig's trotters in front of him, and suddenly wanted to say something.
Holy monk, you are so naughty.
Tang Sanzang looked at the host's bewildered look and knew that Bai Juliang's point of view was too much.
But once this kind of thought arises, I can't suppress it because it's too overwhelming.
Before the Buddha could react, he made a fierce move.
After the incident happened, he decisively stepped out of the way, and all the shit was thrown at Buddhism (bfab), and he was sure to make a profit without losing money.
"You just promised, don't go back on it again."
Tang Sanzang reminded.
"Holy monk, we are all monks, how can we do such a thing that damages our reputation?"
The host said with a grimace.
“If you don’t tell me and I don’t tell you, who will know?
Tang Sanzang's words are serious and thoughtful.
"You only need to order the monks in the temple to dress up with wigs and secretly suppress the cleaners."
"As long as there is money, everything is no problem, and those girls will definitely understand it tacitly."
The corner of the host's mouth twitched, and he was speechless.
This operation is quite sharp.
He really wanted to pry open Tang Sanzang's mind and see what was on his armor? Why did this guy have so many thoughts about burning off his legs?
"But this is against the rules and regulations, and I feel ashamed when I look back.
Hosting is still full of worries.
"Cultivating Buddhism means cultivating the mind. As long as you have no worries, you have nothing to fear."
Tang Sanzang’s quiet path.
"The Tao should not be taught lightly. The hope of becoming a Buddha is right in front of you. It depends on whether you have perseverance."
"The holy monk is saying that I have hope of becoming a Buddha?
The host immediately grasped the key points in his words and suddenly became excited.
I have to say that Buddhist teachings are quite sophisticated.
This old monk was so obsessed with becoming a Buddha that he almost went crazy.
"Yes, but the opportunity is only this once, let's see if you can seize it."
Tang Sanzang said in a bewitching tone.
"As long as you can meet the requirements of this poor monk, I will not only teach you Mahayana Buddhism.
"After you reach the Western Heaven, I will find an Arhat status for you from the Buddha."
Arhat, the host heard these four words very clearly, and his whole body started to tremble.
At the same time, a strange feeling welled up in his heart. He had practiced Buddhism for half his life, and when it came to being devoted to the Buddha, he absolutely crushed this oily-mouthed little monk.
But in the end, I, the abbot of a temple who abides by all the rules and precepts, can't compare to this little bald donkey who breaks the precepts like drinking water. How on earth can I talk about rational medicine?
This made the abbot of Ciyun Temple wonder, had he gone astray?
The so-called Buddhist rules and regulations are just used to fool fools like them.
A real eminent monk should be as uninhibited and unrestrained as Tang Sanzang, burning the sky.
"Don't worry, Holy Monk, I will try my best to satisfy the Holy Monk's request."
The host gritted his teeth and promised.
Damn it, he had been a monk all his life, and his hope of becoming a Buddha was finally obtained by doing business, which made him feel confused.
The host Pi Dian'er Pi Dian'er left, and Tang Sanzang gnawed the pig's trotters excitedly.
At the same time, a strong wind suddenly arose in the city and headed towards Qinglong Mountain.
The scent of crispy sesame oil floats freely, permeating the entire Qinglong Mountain...
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Xuanying Cave in Qinglong Mountain.
There was a lot of noise in the cave, and the demons gathered together to eat meat and drink wine, and it was extremely lively.
Three rhino spirits are sitting on the throne. They all have green faces and fangs, and are extremely fierce.
At this moment, a strong fragrance suddenly drifted in.
"It smells so good, this smell."
King Pichen took a deep breath
"Is this the smell of crispy and sesame oil?" King Pihan was stunned for a moment.
He has a picky taste and likes this crispy sesame oil the most. Every time during the Lantern Festival, he goes to Jinping Mansion for a feast, so he recognizes it after just one sniff.
"No, we don't have cakes or sesame oil in the cave. Where did this smell come from?"
King Bichen said doubtfully.
King Pishu wrinkled his nose and it became ten feet long. He sniffed twice and said:
"It seems to be coming from the direction of Jinping Mansion.
"But it's not the Lantern Festival yet. How can those people gather so much sesame oil?"
King Pihan said doubtfully.
"Perhaps it was because of the helplessness of the mortals that something bad happened in the Jin Ping Mansion, so they offered sesame oil to pray for blessings, just to listen to the money and insult the money."
King Bichen guessed.
"It's still wrong. Jinping Mansion is a thousand miles away from here. Even if the people in Jinping Mansion are making sesame oil, the fragrance can't come here."
King Pishu shook his head and said.
The three brothers looked at each other, feeling that there was something fishy about this matter. After some analysis, they could not figure out any clues.
Finally, King Pichen said impatiently:
"Brother, second brother, why are you thinking so much? There is someone in the team who is accompanying Zhongjidian and letting us two dou pass. Even if someone is causing trouble in secret, how can we be afraid of him with the tricks of the three brothers?"
The three brothers absorbed the essence of spiritual energy in this place in the center of Hezhou, Xiniu, and became enlightened. They all have great magical powers and each have magical powers, so their eyes are higher than their tops.
"That's right, I've been staying in Dongjia all day, and my mouth has almost turned into a bird. I just happened to go to Jinping Mansion to have a good meal to satisfy my craving."
The Summer King nodded.
King Pihan smelled this fragrance, and the greedy insects in his stomach were aroused, so he did not draw any plans.
The three rhinoceros spirits raised up the evil wind and followed the scent, heading straight for Jinping Mansion.
Above the clouds.
"Amitabha, Jiao'er has taken the bait. We just need to watch the show."
The Jiaomu Jiao's face has the way to gain color.
Qixingxu beamed with joy, this work was finally not in vain.
If nothing else, the Jade Emperor should be able to explain it.
"Amitabha, fellow Taoists, your merits are immeasurable
“It’s just that there are still variables before the disaster is triggered and we should not take it lightly.”
Fuhu Luohan reminded that these guys are still a little naive and have not experienced the variable methods of Journey to the West.
He had a hunch that the pit was buried behind, and he might fall into it at some point.
"What fellow Taoist said is that we must take care of each other before the variables in Journey to the West appear."
Jiaomujiao said.
"Amitabha, that is."
The long-browed Arhat nodded.
Fuhu Luohan curled his lips, somewhat disinterested
When a disaster comes, no one can escape.
Otherwise, the entire army will be wiped out.
He has full experience.
Jinping Mansion, Ciyun Temple.
In the backyard, in a guest room, an extremely disharmonious scene appeared.
Several promiscuous women gathered around two big bald heads.