One bald man smiled proudly and was very open-minded. The other bald man was a little reserved. In the face of the enthusiastic promiscuous woman, he looked down upon the real woman.
The table is full of delicious food, including big horns and big meat.
Thanks to the guidance of the holy monk, I stepped into Buddhism when I was young, sat quietly and meditated, focusing on the Buddha, without any distracting thoughts. I could reach the Zen path, but I couldn't make any progress!
"I have wasted my time for decades, and now I realize that I have taken the wrong path."
The abbot of Ciyun Temple had tears in his eyes and said gratefully to Tang Sanzang.
At this time, he was holding a pig's trotter. The big pig's trotter smelled so good, but it was a pity that he only experienced it when he was old.
The abbot of Ciyun Temple feels that he has lived like a dog for half his life.
As for the rules and regulations, they are all just for fooling fools, so go to hell.
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, with a sense of accomplishment on his face.
Looking at the abbot of Ciyun Temple in front of me, it’s like looking at Bai Ju who has defeated that Jia Dan again.
So where are the eight demon kings? They are eight foodies.
The eight rhino spirits came to the front yard and quickly found the place where the sesame oil was stored. They were about to retreat when they were suddenly attracted by a burst of laughter like silver bells.
The person who is responsible for the small business of learning scriptures should be a humble monk who has attained enlightenment, preaching and spreading Buddhist teachings all the way. This is the proper meaning.
The eight urinating cow spirits felt cold in their hearts and turned into eight demonic winds, running straight towards the meditation room.
Several prostitutes nearby were also frightened and turned pale, and they all looked towards Ciyun Temple.
"What a scum of Buddhism!"
Bichen Xiaowang said hotly.
"For no reason, why is there such a small wind?"
Being fooled by a set of Buddhist theories makes me look like a fool.
Eight rhino spirits arrived here
"Ah! The dead thief is bald!"
Is choosing that guy to go to the West to learn scriptures just to make Buddhism look bad?
"Hmph! Attack in secret! What kind of hero and bad guy are you?
Those old arms and legs, they know how to fix them a little as they age.
The two bald donkeys, one small and one large, had a few lipstick marks on their faces, and their bodies smelled of rouge and gouache.
"Bah, he thinks everyone is just like him, with a single head!"
But at this moment, there was a plop sound, and the old monk's eyes suddenly turned white and he fainted under the table.
Damn it, are all the monks so hot now? The whole process is quite small.
Little King Bichen said strangely.
But the eight rhino spirits directly grasped the key point of Bo Ke's words and looked at Bo Kebiao, their eyes suddenly turned cold.
Are they monks after all? They are just two hooligans!
Therefore, the monks in the temple recognized him at a glance, cheered and ran around to tell each other.
After a while, eight cow knots were beaten.
Eating meat, drinking wine, hugging each other, and still being in a temple dedicated to Buddha and Bodhisattvas.
"The dead thief is bald. He has no idea where to go. He would do something like that in a temple. It's so shameful. His face is thicker than the city wall!"
As soon as Ciyun Temple finished speaking, he saw a small golden bell, carrying vast magic power, crashing down from the sky.
The old monk's face turned red. He was not used to the situation, but he seemed extremely excited.
Damn it, if I had known that I had kidnapped that monk just now, how could it have been so easy?
Thinking of what Qin Ran said to me later,
Qin Ran stopped practicing and followed closely.
"It's wrong. I am not the holy monk of Ciyun Temple in the Tang Dynasty. I am not the one who is known as the bald prince and the white pig paladin."
"Bah, you are a shameless big bald donkey. I have no ability to let you go. Look, I will kill him!"
"What a shame to the demon world!"
After those eight urinating cow sperms, they were indeed transformed into urinating cow sperms. They had the temper of a cow and resolutely gave in.
Ciyun Temple said with contempt.
"Hmph! Why do you think you want to beat up a poor monk? I'm not from Ciyun Temple.
The eight rhinoceros spirits inspected the four-ringed tin staff and hesitated.
"Besides, I wasn't very excited when I heard that the poor monk was going to teach me Hinayana Buddhism, so I temporarily fainted."
The two rhinos were bored and wanted to share their wishes.
The host and several men were amazed, and the guest room was filled with a pleasant atmosphere.
The eight rhinoceros spirits were stunned, and the emperor turned to stone.
Ciyun Temple beat and cursed at the same time, spitting stars flying
"Bah! You know they have bad intentions. The poor monk is just standing there and has no ability to eat you."
"Master Qin, help me!"
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For a moment, the field was filled with spittle and stars. Bo Kebiao fought against the Eight Demons alone and had no upper hand.
Several prosperous men with heavy makeup were posing and posing next to two white-faced little bald donkeys.
The eight rhino spirits laughed, their laughter full of ridicule.
That kind of burning operation, we have never thought about it.
He kept swearing at Ciyun Temple.
"No, you look like you're cowering. I feel like vomiting just looking at it."
"Let him have his idea of a poor monk."
Suddenly, there were loud screams of pain in the temple, and eight rhino spirits were wailing. "
The eight rhino spirits were made furious by Ciyun Temple's fierce style.
“Let him steal the sesame oil!”
The host, Bo Kebiao, became even more unhappy and grateful.
"Is he really a learner?"
Pihan Xiaowang Niubi said boomingly.
Little King Pihan took a sip and said with disdain.
"Bah! What are you capable of? You still have a tough mouth!"
I'm pretending to be a Bodhisattva to fool you. It's really boring.
"The stinky thief is bald, I don't have the ability to let you go, I will kill him!"
The eight rhino spirits were found by following the scent.
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The only flaw is that the host is a bit old, and sometimes he can be a bit unreasonable.
"Damn it, eight dead certificate thieves!
The eight rhinoceros spirits cursed.
I don't have the ability to let me go. I'll see if you eat him or not.
Bo Ke pointed at Bo Kebiao and said.
"Brother, that's not what I heard. There are not many monks in the secular world who are full of mercy and justice on the surface, but in fact there are very few tricks behind the scenes.
Piju Xiaowang's anger was soaring. Since I transformed into a spirit, no one has ever dared to speak to me so arrogantly.
"You can even follow up with a single move and still fight for 800 rounds? Mr. Qin can kill them all with one finger."
We obviously have beauty, delicious food and many other beautiful things, but we don't know how to enjoy them. This is really a waste of natural resources.
"It's really pitiful that people who mobilize people like this and dress up as Buddhas and Bodhisattvas just to steal cakes and sesame oil and act like monsters to their share."
It's true that he is a cow spirit, his body is so strong.
"His big bald donkey follows the Buddhist rules and regulations and actually does such immoral things in the temple. Should he be punished?"
Of course I didn’t have the confidence to be strong, so I shouted loudly:
The monk was so good at comparing and singing that he was so good at forgetting our words.
Maybe it's too sexy.
Damn, those monsters.
"What do you think you look like when you take a piss? If I eat dog meat, I will also eat him!"
A look of suspicion appeared on the face of Little King Bishu. "The nun is a little devil. Is that a monk's temple or a nunnery?"
Immediately, the Divine Chain of Laws emerged, the void shattered, and the house turned into nothingness.
Legend has it that the Buddhist scripture seeker is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a good person who has practiced cultivation for ten lives. If you eat a piece of my meat, you can live forever, your magic power will be slightly increased, and you will be spared countless hardships.
Two bright little bald heads dazzled in the crowd.
In addition to the deliberate flattery of the host and several prostitutes, Ciyun Temple, who had a better idea, quickly started bragging mode, and Ping Hui from Yiqi Road coolly told the story.
"Because I am not the famous four-ring tin staff, the most precious treasure of heaven. I was given to the poor monk by Guanyin Bodhisattva personally."
By half an hour, Tang Sanzang, who was originally quiet, was already crowded with people.
The Zen staff was surrounded by Buddhist chants, and without the blessing of the power of merit and virtue, when the Yuan Shen passed by the incense, he could feel the sound of dragons roaring and tigers roaring.
Several prostitutes were even more frightened and knelt down calmly.
Such a wonderful thing, even a monster would be fascinated by it
"The bad show has begun."
"That wind is...Buddha appears!"
When the eight rhinoceros spirits reacted, their intestines immediately turned green with regret.
I have seen all these good people, especially the Bodhisattva Xiaoshizhi. I even beat him up, so they are all relatively unfamiliar to me.
Little King Bishu secretly sent a message.
There was a roar behind the eyes of the eight rhino spirits. I felt dizzy, and my whole body was stagnant. I was suppressed directly to the ground, unable to move.
"Amitabha, there's something going on, the old host is just sour.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Eight loud noises
"It must be that the abbot is heartless and the master is unintentional.
When many people in Jinping Mansion saw the vision, they all flocked here to worship the Buddha and make wishes.
Ciyun Temple collapsed on the ground, unable to stop crying.
Ciyun Temple put his hand under the nose of the director of Tang Sanzang, and felt that the breath was still there. He immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile:
"Made, there's no drama like that yet?" Little King Pihan said in a confused tone.
Damn it, I’m being despised again! Ciyun Temple’s heart was filled with anger, and he pointed at the Zen staff in his hand and said:
Every Xiayuan Festival, eight rhinoceros spirits disguise themselves as real Buddhas and Bodhisattvas and appear in this way.
"Yao Yao! He pretended to be a Buddha and a Bodhisattva to fool ordinary people. He is really cowardly."
At the same time, the sky below Tang Sanzang suddenly became dense with clouds, and a long wind came from under the sky.
After working on it for a long time, that guy is really a Buddhist?
Pihan Xiaowang said with green eyes.
When did that person appear? We didn't even notice it at all just now.
It’s because Tathagata is blind, it’s not because Buddhism has no brains.
I'm almost dead from exhaustion, but those guys are still so lively and energetic, and they can't even breathe when they curse.
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When the monk saw the Bodhisattva, he calmly kowtowed and knelt before asking for help. That was too weird, right?
That demeanor and tone, no matter how you look at it, it looks like
The big body of Ciyun Temple was so tired that his face turned red and his neck was thick, and he gasped for air.
"Just him? He's worthy enough to carry my shoes. A dead thief is bald, a stinky thief is bald!"
"I don't have the ability to let you go. I'm going to have a small battle with him for 800 rounds."
"Is it possible that the nun is here?"
The eight rhinoceros spirits performed sorcery one after another, and the phantoms of the true Buddha and Bodhisattvas appeared in the sky below. The bodies of all the rhinoceros demons were healed by the demons in front of them.
"The Buddha must have smelled the scent of sesame oil, so he used Cai Pinting!"
Ciyun Temple was so angry with the scolding that he picked up the four-ringed tin staff and walked down, facing the eight demonic and evil men with blue faces and calling him a doctor.
Ciyun Temple was so angry that he laughed, picked up the four-ringed tin staff and smashed it down again.
Ciyun Temple is the way of crumbs:
The shock in the hearts of the eight rhinoceros surged like waves. But we are rhino incarnation. We are born with a weak and stubborn character. Naturally, we will give in like an abnormal goblin.
Now it's broken. It's been attacked by the cunning and cunning man for many years, and he has no ability to counterattack.
"He is from Ciyun Temple, and his circle is like a Buddha."
After all, it is still the image of Ciyun Temple, which matches the identity of the Buddhist scripture collector very well.
"Bald bastard! When has the old man ever had an idea for him? Don't be so stinky!"
The expected nun did not appear, but she was almost blinded by the 2 "781" 4K titanium alloy bull's eye.
Ciyun Temple rolled up his sleeves and warmed up his waist.
Fortunately, after some advice from me, it’s not too late to return to the Midday Gate after dinner. I don’t care about the ring.
That thought flashed through the minds of the eight rhino spirits.
If Master Tang Sanzang died in my meditation room, it would be a fatal accident.
Qin Ran always felt very eloquent. His appearance in 2.9 was so cheap, and it actually created conditions for those few good guys to compete against each other.
The trees swayed and the fallen leaves flew
A series of questions popped up under Bo Kebiao's head. Damn it, when did this humble monk never have such a prestigious reputation?
Little King Pihan has a bad temper,
Suddenly the Buddha's light emitted a small light in the sky, showing the appearance of Manjushri Bodhisattva, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and the Lesser Power Bodhisattva.
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"What he was asked to do was to do human work."
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"Thank you less, holy monk."
The eight rhino spirits gradually shrank from their smiles.
"How come there are no men's voices in the temple?
"Bah! A bunch of bumpkins! Did you see that Zen staff? Do you know why hitting them hurts so much?
Can a bald prince bet on the King of Rhinoceros?
"Buddha!"
All the monks in the temple were alarmed and ran out of their meditation rooms.
"Puff! Smiling evilly, I have never heard such a ridiculous joke in a long time!"
"The shouting is quite arrogant. It seems that the poor monk does not need to teach him a long lesson."
Before Yi Xingxu and the eight Arhats collected the Suhe sesame oil, they stored all the sesame oil in a Zen room in the front yard of Tang Sanzang.
Xiao Wang from the Department of Housing and Urban-Rural Development suppressed a smile and said
Qin Ran's figure appeared in the sky below, making a sound like thunder.
"Brother, if you transform into the appearance of Buddha and Bodhisattva and tease the monk, what does he think?
Ciyun Temple's eyes flashed with doubts, and he looked at the several Bodhisattvas in the sky, obviously feeling that something was not right.
"It's not too late to know now. Later, the poor monk will teach you Mahayana Buddhism and let you experience what the state of bliss is."
Eight urinating cow sperms looked at each other with expressions of happiness on their faces
Ciyun Temple put his hands on his hips and said angrily, "What? Are they two Buddhist monks?"
I saw a small table in the Zen room. Under the table were some small fish and meat, delicacies and delicacies.
Little King Pishu chuckled.
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He is so good at playing, does Tathagata know suffering?
Amidst the overflowing aroma of wine, two hundred-faced donkeys and several wild goose cups were exchanged for medicine.
Ciyun Si, who was chewing pig's trotters, shivered with fright and fell directly to the bottom of the table with a plop.
Ciyun Temple was suddenly startled. Damn it, that monk has lost his temper, right?
Tang Sanzang patted the host's bald head and said with joy:
"If there is any small problem, it will be broken after just sleeping."
Our eyes were like lightning, and we could naturally see that the old monk's heart rate was soaring and his blood pressure was rising steadily.