"Barbecued meat? Is it still delicious?" Qin Ran suddenly realized, and his face was full of vigilance: "Prince Peng really wants to eat me!"
"Who wants to eat you? How can I, the golden immortal of the Great Holy Temple, be like a low-class wild monster, greedy for food and drink?" King Peng rolled his eyes at Qin Ran angrily, "It's all a metaphor! Or is it?
An inappropriate analogy!"
"Comparing me to a barbecue, you don't want to eat me..." Qin Ran touched his chin and frowned: "I'm sorry for my stupidity, but it's really hard for me to understand the meaning of King Peng."
"You guys are so stupid!" King Peng sneered, folded his arms, looked up at the sky, and said proudly: "I have made it so clear, but you are still so ignorant? I really don't know how you practice.
Immortal! Let me ask you, there is a saying among you in the mortal world: What is food, what is it?"
"Food and sex are nature." Qin Ran thought for a moment and replied, "Food and sex are what human nature requires."
"It's not too stupid." King Peng nodded happily and said, "Comparing you to a barbecue, you are food. After eating, what is your higher nature?"
"Color." Qin Ran's face was expressionless.
"Exactly." King Peng clapped his hands, coughed twice, and his eyes wandered again: "When I was in Huaguo Mountain just now, when I first saw you, I thought of barbecue. But I am a golden person.
Immortals will not be greedy for such low-level desires. So, ahem, do you understand?"
Although she ranks third among the seven saints, if the ranking of the seven saints is based on the thickness of their skin, then as the third child, her skin may be a little too thin in some aspects.
He looked a little shy and his tone was a little awkward.
However, she still held on to her aura, maintaining the aura of a veteran ruffian who was not stingy.
"I understand." Qin Ran nodded expressionlessly again: "King Peng is pestering me like this, so it turns out that he doesn't want me to take you to heaven. The so-called going to heaven is just an excuse. King Peng's real intention is
Want to sleep with me!」
At the same time, he complained in his mind: "I'm not the real Tang Sanzang, why do these famous banshees and immortals all want to sleep with me?"
Liuli'er obviously stayed in the evil realm of the Daughter's Kingdom for too long and was infected by the Daughter's Kingdom, where the whole country is obsessed with nymphomaniacs.
What is the reason for this golden-winged roc eagle?
Just when he was realizing the absurdity, Demon King Peng, who was told the true meaning by Qin Ran's words, blushed slightly on his pretty face, but his aura was still strong: "Hey, I look at you, you are also a gentle man, why are you so vulgar in your words?
?It’s true that this great sage wants to sleep with you, but can’t you say it in a more tactful way? Like a happy marriage, a red star moving, a marriage made in heaven, etc.?”
Qin Ran's face was expressionless, and he complained in his mind: "You have frankly admitted that you want to sleep with me, and you still blame me for speaking vulgarly?"
The Peng Demon King continued to talk to himself: "That's what I think. You see, I am a born divine bird..."
Qin Ran thought to himself: "Just now I said I was a wild bird, but now I am a natural divine bird."
"As for you, you also have a mysterious and wonderful body. I have a gut feeling that if I get married to you, the offspring I will give birth to in the future will be uniquely loved by heaven and earth. Not to mention Daluo Jinxian, it is possible to attain the Tao of Hunyuan. You see,
Our descendants have attained the enlightenment of Hunyuan, so as parents, can’t we, as parents, be supported by our children and become immortal for all eternity?”
Qin Ran said expressionlessly: "Prince Peng has long-term thoughts and I feel ashamed."
King Peng waved his jade hands, his pretty face turned red, and he smiled with force and said: "We immortals can't just look at the present, we need to take a long-term view. Don't look at the fact that except for a monkey, there is no chaos in the three realms. But the world is in chaos.
When calamity comes, what should we do when the calamity of gods and gods comes?
"In order to make a long living and plan for happiness, you need to make preparations in advance. Well, since you and I are in love, it's better to choose a day than to hit it. Today will be a good thing!"
"In the blink of an eye, our friendship has risen from a very good relationship to a heart-to-heart relationship? Although I have experienced the fast pace of the demon fairy, but... I never expected that one of the seven great saints, the Demon King Peng, would actually want to bring someone with him.
Wave rhythm!"
Qin Ran felt funny in his heart, shook his head and said, "Prince Peng, are you a little too hasty? It hasn't even been an hour since we met, right?"
"Hasty?" King Peng raised his index finger and shook it: "Yue Lao pulls a red thread, and it only takes one breath.
It only takes one breath for Princess Hongluan Xing Longji to secure a marriage. It only takes one breath for Tianxi Star and Emperor Zhou to secure a matchmaker.
"We've known each other for almost an hour, and you still think you're careless? By the way, when the Jade Emperor's daughter Weaver Girl came down to earth and married that cowherd, it was just a matter of stealing some clothes. Compared with her, I'm so big
Sheng is already very reserved."
Qin Ran smiled and said: "Listening to what King Peng said, I feel that King Peng knows everything about heaven. Didn't he just say that he doesn't even know where the gate of heaven is?"
"This is not important!" King Peng said flatly.
When her lies were exposed, her expression remained unchanged, and her eyes did not even flicker. This shows that she is thick-skinned and worthy of being the third among the seven saints.
King Peng stared at Qin Ran and spoke affectionately: "The important thing is, sister, I am the Golden Immortal Great Sage, with the appearance of an immortal, but you still resist me... Hey, are you not giving me face?"
Imagine a tall and graceful beauty, looking at you with affectionate eyes, and asking you in the tone of a senior gangster: Are you not giving me face?
How would you feel?
Anyway, Qin Ran just felt as if there were millions of grass and mud horses running towards and roaring away in his heart. He really wanted to do something inhumane to a certain poor dog.
"I don't even know why I suddenly became so popular." Qin Ran couldn't help but fell into deep thought: "There must be something fishy about this matter... Could it be Yuelao, Princess Hongluan Star Longji, Tianxi Star Zhou
The emperor... really pulled the strings for me, decided my marriage, and secured my matchmaking, right?"
Because he felt so unreliable, Qin Ran couldn't help himself and began to become superstitious. Of course, there are gods and immortals in the sky who care about marriages, but they can only care about the marriages of mortals, not the marriages of immortals!
While he was deep in thought, King Peng said categorically: "If you don't speak, I will take it as your acquiescence. A man should make a promise worth a thousand pieces of gold and be stubborn and unrepentant. Since you have made a promise, let's forget about this matter between us.
It’s done!”
As she spoke, she crossed her arms and walked towards Qin Ran with a ruffian's pace, and said with a smile: "Come on, Mr. Lang, give me a smile. How about I give you a smile?"
?」
"..."
Qin Ran looked at the sky speechlessly.
The Seven Great Sages... what exactly are they?
Sun Wukong is shameless and shameless. In order to make a fortune, he will not let go of even small immortals. He can make threats but cannot miss gifts.
The Demon King Peng talks to herself. She is obviously a great beauty, but she behaves like a senior ruffian. Who did she learn from those little ruffians teasing good families? It is so unreliable, no wonder she can be the third wife of Sun Wukong.
sister!
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Please remember the domain name of this book:.The Moral Record of the Mortician