Hearing this, His Majesty Li Er suddenly smiled, and the more he looked at Su Chen, the more he liked him!
Sure enough, Su Chen is always a sharp-tongued person.
"Don't worry. Even if something happens, I won't be afraid. I, Lao Li, still have some status in the family!"
His Majesty Li Er patted Su Chen on the shoulder and said, "Aren't you still worried about my work, Old Li? How many times have you seen your inventions and strategies? Have you ever been discovered by the Holy One?"
"Is it possible that those aristocratic families are more difficult to deal with than the current Saint?!"
Hearing this, Su Chen's eyes lit up and he said, "That's right! Lao Li, I think so, Liuli, don't sell it to aristocratic families!"
"I'll just give you some of the best ones, and you can just give them to His Majesty Li Er!"
"Ah...ah, why?!"
Upon hearing this, His Majesty Li Er's face changed. He himself was still short of money, but he still gave it to himself. Aren't he too busy?!
"Hey, you don't understand this."
Su Chen smiled and said: "Think about it, you can't afford to offend this thing if it's sold to a famous family, but it's different if it's offered to Li Er!"
"Based on my understanding of him, if you dedicate this to him, he will give you a great reward!"
"For example, if you say you spent one million dollars to buy this, he will definitely give you back two million dollars!"
"He, Li Er, is the emperor. Even if Liuli depreciates, it is still an unintentional act on your part. As an emperor, he will argue with you?!"
"If you dedicate it to him, not only will your life not be in danger, but you can also make twice as much money. Isn't this the best of both worlds?"
What Su Chen said was so elated that the spittle flew onto His Majesty Li Er's face.
After listening to Su Chen's "perfect plan", His Majesty Li Er's mouth twitched slightly, and he was stunned.
He thought Su Chen could come up with some good ideas for him, but he ended up letting him trick him!
Co-authored, in the end he is the best to bully?!
In an instant, His Majesty Li Er's good mood suddenly disappeared, and his face turned as dark as a coal miner's.
He even felt a little heavy in his chest, as if he was about to vomit blood...
"Lao Li, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing His Majesty Li Er's dull expression, Su Chen was very puzzled. Could it be that his perfect plan was not perfect enough?
It shouldn't be, Li Er is just such a person, he is easy to deceive.
"I'm fine."
Hearing Su Chen calling him, His Majesty Li Er came to his senses and said in a deep voice: "You said selling this kind to aristocratic families is a disaster, but if you offer it to the Holy One, it will be fine."
"Do you mean that the Holy One is easy to bully?!"
The more His Majesty Li Er talked, the angrier and angrier he became, and the more he talked, the more aggrieved he became.
All day long, Su Chen wanted to trick himself. What's wrong with this?!
Facing Lao Li's question, Su Chen chuckled and said, "Lao Li, don't think I'm being harsh. I'll tell you some things directly."
"It doesn't matter that you aristocratic families are still living a prosperous life now, but in a few years, Li Er will take care of you."
"Even if you want to rebel by then, you will be easily defeated."
After hearing this, His Majesty Li Er's expression became slightly better.
If he, the emperor, is seen by the people as someone who can be bullied at will and has no dignity, then he will really explode with anger.
"Since His Majesty is so powerful, why do you still want me to trick His Majesty?" Li Er asked in confusion.
"This is not for your own good!"
Su Chen said earnestly: "Don't worry, you cheated Li Er, he may be angry, but he will never do anything to you."
"He just wants to save face and suffer the consequences."
As he spoke, Su Chen complained in his heart, "Isn't His Majesty Li Er just trying to save face and suffer the consequences?"
If a small country that doesn't know how to run out of the Horn Gada comes to express its surrender, it will directly reward the enemy. It will look like a rich man, fattening up the enemy alive, and it will make you angry just looking at it!
"And think about it, if His Majesty Li Er really takes care of you, who will give him treasures in the future?"
"You've already given me a gift, but you still have to lose your brain. Isn't this nonsense?!"
"If he really takes care of you, wouldn't that be tantamount to telling the world that he is a petty person?"
"So, you can feel free to trick Li Er. You will definitely make a profit without losing money, and you don't have to worry about your life."
Su Chen had a smile on his face, saying it was easy, but His Majesty Li Er was completely stunned!
This...how does this little bastard know me so well?!
His Majesty Li Er was stunned. Su Chen's analysis of him was actually all right!
If something like this really happened, his response would be almost exactly the same as what Su Chen said, he would just break his teeth and swallow it.
Now, His Majesty Li Er is even more angry!
Didn’t you say you just want to farm?
Why are you still studying to trick the emperor?!
He has a good skin, but he does some inhuman things!
It took a lot of effort for His Majesty Li Er to make himself feel better.
His Majesty Li Er said in a low voice: "Although your method is good, its feasibility is too low."
"Think about it, giving His Majesty so much glass at once will definitely attract others' attention."
"So, even if I give His Majesty a gift of colored glaze, I won't be able to give much, and I won't be able to make much money."
"Old Li! You don't believe me!"
Su Chen pointed to a dragon-shaped glass on the wooden frame and said, "Believe it or not, as long as you go back and bury the dragon in the soil for a while, then polish it to make it look old, and then give it to Li first.
Your Majesty!"
"Just tell him that this is something auspicious that symbolizes the dragon's veins!"
"Tell him again that you spent 1.25 million yuan to buy it!"
"With Li Er's temper, he will give you at least 2.5 million yuan!"
"You're still hesitating about such a good thing that costs nothing and benefits a lot?!"
"Perhaps when Li Eryi is happy, he might be able to give you a title!"
If there is really a master in this world, it can only be Su Chen.
As a high-quality time traveler, although the system he brings is a bit unreliable, with his super high IQ and rich knowledge, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is omniscient and omnipotent.
Especially he knows the history of the Tang Dynasty very well!
Therefore, after saying the above words, he still felt that it was not satisfying enough, so he became more and more enthusiastic, and the spittle flew to Li Er's face.
"Old Li, just listen to me and give Li Er a few gifts!"
"Even if you don't try to trick Li Erbi, sooner or later he will give away all his possessions to foreigners!"
"Isn't there a saying that the rich water should not flow to outsiders?"
"I was tricked by you, but it was for the benefit of the people and the development of the country!"
"If you are tricked by a foreigner, that's called capitalizing on the enemy!"
For some reason, after His Majesty Li Er heard these words, most of the anger in his chest disappeared in an instant.
