Why is this woman here? Thinking about it, it's near the Metropolitan Police Department, Feiren suddenly understood something.
The skunk looked at Feiren in front of him and couldn't help but feel a little funny because she was just waiting for the instructions and was bored to come up deliberately. However, this woman is also a master of acting. She clearly felt it was interesting, but she did not show it on her face.
Instead, he had a pretty face and said coldly: "Sir, what are you [Huh]? Pay attention to your hands..."
Only then did Feiren realize that his big hand had already climbed to the other party's peak when he was slightly surprised, and there was no drop of coffee in that place: "Sorry, this lady, you look like a friend of mine, so you are distracted.
,Wowhaha..." As he said that, he took the opportunity to withdraw his hand and began to pretend to be stupid and scratch his head.
Seeing this, the skunk couldn't help laughing out loud, and then gave Feiren a blank look and said angrily: "Old-handsome... I'm wearing a uniform that I bought at a nearby adult video store. You see,
Could it be that I thought of some movie plots?”
Feiren quickly waved his hand and denied, "Uh... no!" In fact, the reason why he did not discover the existence of the skunk immediately after entering the store was entirely because the skunk happened to go to the bathroom at that time, and there were no one around.
There is hostility, so I don’t care much about this aspect.
As for the reason why Skunk was able to get up and was not discovered in advance by Feilun, one is that Feilun is mostly focused on the small conference room, two is that Skunk secretly used her superpowers, and three is that time is real
By chance, when Feiren turned his head to spray coffee, the skunk happened to cross the boundary of his absolute safety range to meet him. So the coffee star fell into her arms.
It is also because of this that when the coffee sprayed on the skunk, Feiron was actually on guard in secret. It was just not showing it. To put it simply, Feiron and the skunk were pretending, but they were smelly.
Itachi didn't see Feren being pretending, but Feren had guessed that the woman was pretending in front of him. The difference between the in and out was a little big.
I didn't notice that the man was pretending to be a skunk, and saw that Feiren was so embarrassed that he waved his hand. He couldn't help but laugh again, rolling his eyes and said, "It's fine. If you really do, I will call the police. There is a police station there.
!” As she said that, she also pointed to the Metropolitan Police Building outside the floor-to-ceiling window.
When Faren heard this, he complained in his heart: Then you can call the police! But he said, "Don't do it!"
"Then you have to pay..."
"What are you paying for?" Feiren pretended to be stunned.
"Idiot. Of course I'm paying for my clothes!" The skunk said coquettishly, and naturally sat down at Faren's opposite seat.
"Pay for the clothes?" Feiren was stunned for a moment, then pretended to be generous and said: "No problem, how much does your clothes cost, I will pay you twice!" But in fact, he began to be distracted and used more, while paying attention to the small meeting.
The situation in the room was fooling the skunk while also guarding against her killing her.
"Hmph, pay me twice? Is it great to have money?" The skunk looked cold and looked disdainful.
"Uh... your clothes always have a price, right?" Feiren pretended to be embarrassed, but his senses "see" the fat senior police officers at the police station were discussing what Mixue Koda said in the video.
"What does Officer Koda mean when she deliberately mentioned her brother's jealousy mean? I think there is something strange here!" Honda Shigeru was born in a criminal past, and when Shizumi asked everyone to discuss the information contained in the video. As Koda, he used to be
The immediate boss was the first to stand up and throw away the bricks and jade.
Seeing him start, other police officers also began to join in. After all, none of the people who could be promoted to police officers were fuel-efficient, and each of them was not lacking in IQ. In just two seconds, police Tanaka, who had always been with Honda, was
The chief examiner said: "Honta Jun mentioned the key point. This is indeed one of the doubts, but the brother of Officer Koda should not be the key point."
"Tanaka said a lot!" At this time, Sada Police Inspector also spoke. "I think the key point should be Mia or Koda's desk is weird?"
Ida heard this and said, "Since that's the case, why don't you ask the police officer named Miyu to come and ask her to help analyze and analyze!"
"Okay, I'll do it now!" The confidential secretary beside Ida responded, went out immediately, handed over the matter to the guard outside, and then waited at the door.
At the same time, seeing Feiren's embarrassed look on his face, the skunk said, "No more, if you dirty my clothes, you must report yourself first, right? If you find a way to escape, I will be fine."
Call the police!"
If Feilun really believed such a naive statement, he would be an idiot, but he still pretended to be stupid: "My name is Wang Jie, this is my passport!" As he said that, he really took it out of his arms (hidden ring).
This passport was handed over.
The skunk glanced at the spreading passport, and the name on it was clear at a glance. The man in front of her was indeed called "Wang Jie". She immediately wanted to reach out to get her passport, but Feiren took the passport back first: "What are you doing?"
"What are you doing? Of course, I'm mortgaged your passport to me, and I'll pay you back after you compensate me for my clothes!" Skunk said for granted, "But I didn't expect that you were so silly, that you were not Japanese!"
"You are the Japanese!" Feiren said again, and then said smartly at the right time, "I will not hold a passport. What if you take my passport to do something bad?"
"Oh, you're pretty smart!" said the skunk sneering, "But you've got my clothes dirty. I'll ask you to compensate for it, right?"
“Not too much!”
"Okay, I don't want money, I just want you to pay for my clothes!" The skunk began to give Feiren a difficult problem.
"What does it mean?" Feiren pretended to be stupid.
"It's very simple. You can buy a piece of clothing that fits me now and pay me for it. If it doesn't fit, you have to buy it again!"
"Ah?" Feiren deliberately said, "Can you buy it yourself if I give it money?" But as he spoke, he had already divided his spiritual sense and scanned the skunk's body shape. What's wrong with this woman with a weird nickname
He has a very hot figure, and his height is about 9058:590, which is so good.
"No!" Skunk shook his head firmly, "I only need clothes and no money!"
Feilun suddenly turned into a bitter face, then his eyes turned and asked, "Where did you buy this clothes?"
"How can I tell you this!" the skunk stared, "Go quickly, or I'll call the police!"
Feiren had to leave the coffee shop with his head down and looked cowardly. After witnessing all this, the skunk couldn't help but smile: "Hehe, this person is so funny... It's a pity that I am destined to be a fellow traveler!"
After Feiren left the cafe, he found the nearest adult video store nearby with a glance, and walked straight over. As soon as he entered the store, he smelled a strange smell. He immediately found several very shriveled and obviously underage boys.
They were lying in the corner and each of them was holding a box of videotapes and shooting pistols at the cover.
"Wow!" Feiren couldn't help but curse, and turned around and saw the store owner smiling at him in a despicable way: "Sir, what do you want to buy? I think you must need some tools, right? After all, like you
There is no need to videotape or something for successful people…”
Feiren waved his hand and planned to say the shop owner, saying, "I heard that you have uniforms here, right?"
"Yes!" The owner's smile suddenly became even better. After all, video tapes have guided prices on each plate, so they can't make much money. Instead, they have various uniforms and tools, which are of high quality.
There are all inferior ones, and the amount of oil in them is at least several times that of videos sold. "Haha, which type do you want? stewardess, nurses, teachers, maids, or doctors?"
Feiren frowned slightly and said, "Are you just these?"
"There are others, such as leopard print. As long as you can report the type, we have it here!" said the store owner enthusiastically.
"Is there a one-piece tight leather jacket?" Feiren asked pretended to be professional, "it's the kind of person who secretly sneaks in if some poison searcher!"
"Yes, but there are many types of leather jackets, from artificial leather to shark leather. Which one do you want?" The shop owner began to shine with his eyes, "Of course, the best thing is shark leather, which is completely the top method of swimsuits.
, but the price is high!”
"It's okay, just have a pair of shark skin, height 170, 300, 300, 300, 58:590..." Feiren began to report the figure of the skunk.
"One Seventy? Are you talking about metric length?"
"right!"
"Then wait for me to remember, and you have to convert it, and then I'll help you go to the warehouse behind you to check it out!" As he said that, the store owner quickly recorded the data and then sang: "Yui, stop chatting online,
Come and help me check out the store!"
"It's here, it's annoying!" As he spoke, a little girl with heavy makeup turned out from the inner room. At the same time, the shop owner waved to Feiren and went behind.
Originally, Feiren was planning to say hello to the little girl, but she didn't expect that the girl would immediately shout when she saw the naughty kids who were wiping in those corners: "Fake,!"
The little boys who were obviously about to be ejaculated were frightened by the roar. Feiren was sweating wildly when he saw this, thinking that this little girl was tough enough. When the little boys put on their pants and ran away in panic, they put on their clothes.
Later, he approached the little girl and said, "Girl, how old are you?"
The little girl in front of her was so thick that she couldn't tell how old she was, but she shocked Feiren as soon as she opened her mouth: "Why are you looking for help and socializing? No problem, I'll just make a fuck
Ten thousand, one hundred thousand at night!”
Feiren was sweating wildly, but he curled his lips and said, "Aren't you?"
This did not make the little girl feel embarrassed at all. Instead, she glared at her and said, "Uncle, if I do, you will have to give 200,000 yuan in one shot!"
Faren: "…"
"What kind of expression do you have? It's normal price, uncle!" the little girl said calmly.
Feiren was speechless again and asked for a long time: "Do your dad know you are like this?"
.(To be continued)
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