Three hundred and fortieth chapters under the skirt scenery nosebleeds
Chapter 344: Scenery under skirt, nosebleeds
Because of Ouyang Mingyu's shame, Zhang Yiming and Ouyang Fengde also restrained their obscenity a lot. In an instant, the three of them looked at Zhang Yiming with fiery eyes.
"Hey, I know you are not fascinated by my handsome appearance, but please allow me to tell you a few words first." Zhang Yiming chuckled, then glanced at Ouyang Fengde and Yu Xin and said, "You two, too.
He is someone I trust, so
I don't mind telling you some of my secrets, but you have to promise not to leak them out. Otherwise, it will not only bring death to me, but also some trouble to you, and even death.
There is no guarantee of disaster!”
Zhang Yiming said solemnly, what he said was not a joke. Whether it was the secret treasure book or the thing he got from the black iron jade box, they were all rare treasures that shocked the world. If someone knew about it, they would definitely
Will arouse covetous heart! This is why Zhang Yiming has always been cautious and never exposed these secrets of his to the outside!
Hearing Zhang Yiming speak so seriously, Ouyang Fengde frowned. He didn't expect Zhang Yiming's so-called secret to be so secret! Although he himself would not leak it out, there is no guarantee that it would be leaked out inadvertently! Sometimes people can't.
, there will also be some loss of heart![
Yu Xin's face changed slightly and she said, "Then I don't want to know. Since the secret is so important to you, don't tell us." Yu Xin said worriedly. From her eyes, Zhang Yiming saw worry and
care.
"Haha, I'm just reminding you not to tell others casually. It's not that serious. You see, Mingyu knows it, and I'm fine too!" Zhang Yiming smiled, then turned his palm over,
Four jade bottles appeared.
"This..." Ouyang Fengde and Yu Xin both widened their eyes. Zhang Yiming didn't have anything in his hand just now, so why did he suddenly have four more jade bottles?
"Haha, these things have always been stored in my body. To tell you the truth, I know some magical immortal arts. Sister Yu Xin, you must have seen some of them that I used to perform in the Black Thunder Boxing Stadium.
A magical trick, right?" Zhang Yiming laughed.
"You mean that magical trick where you suddenly disappear? I was very curious at the time, but I never had the chance to ask you." Yu Xin said, her face also turned slightly red, and then she secretly glanced at Ouyang Mingyu,
Seeing Ouyang Mingyu looking at her with a half-smile, her face suddenly turned redder, and he hesitated: "I...I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious."
"Hey, Sister Yu Xin, it's okay if you're interesting. Anyway, you've taken a liking to this guy. How about you follow him?" Ouyang Mingyu said with a joking smile.
"Uh... Mingyu, stop making fun of me." Yu Xin's face was on fire and she said quickly, but after hearing Ouyang Mingyu's words, her heart pounded. She doubted what Mingyu actually said.
Is it true...
"Ahem, you better listen to me! We have to go to school in a while!" Zhang Yiming coughed twice and said.
"Hey, it's rare for you to be serious. Why, are you still ashamed? Or do you think our beautiful Yu Xin is not good enough for you?" Ouyang Mingyu rolled his eyes and said, he was helping this bastard, but he didn't appreciate it anymore.
.Because he misunderstood Zhang Yiming before, Ouyang Mingyu wanted to do it
She wanted to make some compensation. Anyway, she had already seen that Yu Xin was interested in Zhang Yiming, and how could Zhang Yiming, a pervert, have no thoughts about Xin? It was just that the two of them had not talked about their thoughts, so she wanted to help. Unexpectedly, Yu
Before Xin said anything, Zhang Yiming was embarrassed and changed the subject first.
"Ahem, of course not. But we are really pressed for time, aren't we? Hehe, and besides, don't you want to go to school after taking the Marrow Cleansing Pill? But your appearance and temperament will undergo huge changes, and you will definitely be fascinated.
Damn those perverts in school!" Zhang Yiming laughed.
"Well, that's a good idea. Let me listen to you first. If after I go to school, a nice handsome guy chases me, and if I like it, I will dump you first." Ouyang Mingyu laughed.
.
"..." Zhang Yiming's brows darkened, and he hummed: "Then I will add some ingredients to your marrow cleansing pill to turn you into an ugly monster, and you can only stay with me for the rest of your life."
"How dare you, huh. Besides, if I turned into an ugly monster, would you still want me? I don't believe it. Now, let's talk about the marrow cleansing pill!" Ouyang Mingyu rolled his eyes and said.
Zhang Yiming's expression became serious, and then he became solemn again and said: "This marrow-cleansing pill is what I took out from the iron box you gave me, Grandpa Ouyang. And it is something from ancient times!
"
"What? Things from ancient times?" Ouyang Fengde was shocked when he heard this. As an archaeologist, he was naturally very interested in those legends from ancient times. Although there was no data available for verification, he
But he always believed in the existence of the prehistoric era! Unexpectedly, Zhang Yiming told him today that the black box he picked up was from the prehistoric era!
"Yes, it is something from the ancient prehistoric era. I said that I know some magical immortal arts. In fact, it is also the inheritance of the prehistoric era that I got by some chance in the past. Just like the sudden disappearance you saw me, it is actually
I used the Five Elements Escape Technique from the prehistoric era! Look!" Zhang Yiming chuckled, and then suddenly disappeared in front of the three of them!
"Ah! Zhang Yiming, where did you run to? Come out quickly!" Ouyang Mingyu suddenly shouted anxiously.
"Hehe, I'm here!" Suddenly a chuckle came from Ouyang Mingyu's feet, and then suddenly a head popped up from the ground and directly covered him under Ouyang Mingyu's nightgown...
Puff-[
The laughter suddenly stopped, and two sounds of blood spurting came from someone's nostrils!
"Ah! You! You! Why did you get into my skirt! You hooligan!" Ouyang Mingyu heard Zhang Yiming's voice and immediately lowered his head to look. He happened to see Zhang Yiming's nosebleeds and shouted in shame and anger.
With a sound, he ran away in panic.
"Ahem, the position calculation was wrong..." He just got up from the ground, wiping the nosebleeds awkwardly, but he thought inwardly: Magan, it's so exciting, I couldn't help but spray the nosebleeds...
Wearing a nightgown, Zhang Yiming's head was under the nightgown. Looking up, what he saw, do you need to explain more? You know, Ouyang Mingyu is a lingerie fanatic, and the clothes inside are quite...
It was hot, and today, she was wearing the legendary thong... The exciting scene made a certain brother Zhang suddenly bleed from his nose.
Impulsiveness is not just for rookies, even experienced veterans will be impulsive when they see some blood-swelling scenes. In fact, because they understand a woman's body better, the impulse becomes even stronger.
…
"Humph, if you keep doing this, I'll ignore you!" Ouyang Mingyu blushed and hummed shyly, seemingly angry.
"Hey, there won't be a next time. Didn't I just prove that I know the magic of immortality?" Zhang Yiming chuckled. He glanced at Sister Yu Xin again, and Yu Xin suddenly took a step back in fear, and then closed his eyes tightly.
Legs, as if Zhang Yiming would suddenly appear from under her feet.
"Hey, don't be afraid. I basically won't use this trick to spy on women. How could I, Zhang Yiming, do such a dirty thing?" Zhang Yiming said with a chuckle.
Yu Xin and the others looked at Zhang Yiming with stern contempt. This guy seemed to have been obscene just once, right?!
"Well, now you believe that I know the magic of immortality, right? Then you should have no doubts about the ancient things." Zhang Yiming returned to the topic with a smile, completely ignoring the contemptuous looks of the three women. As a professional wretched
Men, you have to have a good attitude of ignoring other people's looks. If you back off with just one look from others, how can you be worthy of the word "vulgar"?
The three of them nodded fiercely, and everyone got out of the ground. The floor was not damaged at all. Can you still believe it? This is not a magic troupe, but there are no cheating props!
"Now that you all believe it, I will explain to you the efficacy of the Marrow Cleansing Pill. I believe you will accept it. Moreover, I also have some techniques for practicing immortality. After you take the Marrow Cleansing Pill,
Just start practicing! Hehe, you will no longer be ordinary people in the future! If you become stronger, haha, you will be fairies in the future!" Zhang Yiming laughed.
When Ouyang Mingyu and Yu Xin heard this, their eyes lit up! Practice immortality and become a fairy? Who wouldn't be tempted by such a great opportunity? However, the two women now have no idea that a certain man has nothing to do with it.
Good idea. His so-called magic, ahem, is naturally not Hunyuan Jin or Ten Thousand Yuan Sword Qi, but...
"Hey, hey, hey, you brat, can you stop talking to the two of them? There's also me. You think I don't exist!" Ouyang Fengde said angrily, but his face was also very excited.
"Well, well, Grandpa Ouyang, you are already so old, why are you still bothering with this? You will never be able to become a fairy in your lifetime." Zhang Yiming chuckled.
"Bullshit! What's wrong with my age? As long as I work hard, I can become a fairy one day!" Ouyang Fengde said angrily, his face turned red with anger! This bastard kid, it's a shame that he gave up his precious granddaughter to him
He's crazy, this girl has such good things and doesn't even think about me at all!
"Huh?" Suddenly, Ouyang Fengde seemed to have something wrong, but he didn't think of anything wrong for a moment. He just saw Zhang Yiming suddenly burst into laughter!
Ouyang Mingyu and Yu Xin were stunned at first, but then they seemed to have thought of a funny point, and they covered their mouths and laughed. Ouyang Mingyu glared at Zhang Yiming fiercely, this guy dared to tease her grandfather,