"Little bastard, it's not easy for me to stretch you to such a big size with just a handful of shit and pee, isn't it?"
"Old man, if you have something to say, say it quickly. If you have something to say, say it quickly. Don't follow me and follow the trick. It's not like I don't know your tricks. [ /Look?. ?"
"Ahem! Don't you want me to make it a little more mysterious?"
"To say it, or not to say it? If you don't say it, you will be defeated."
"This is what you said. Okay, Master wants you to go to college."
"Did you make a mistake? Old man, what kind of university did you let a person who has never studied in school go to? You are making fun of me, right?"
"Although you haven't called me master for so many years, we have been together for so many years, and I have long regarded you as my own grandson. I can still survive these years, but what about ten or twenty years?
If at some point I pass away and you don’t even know what the outside world is like, I won’t be able to rest in peace even if I die! It’s only a matter of time before I go down the mountain, I just want you to adapt to this society in advance.”
"Old man, are you really not joking?"
"very serious."
"No, old man, you and I have been together for so many years. Do you think I'm not good enough so you want to drive me away? Oh, I know. You must be angry that I stole a century-old bamboo leaf that you have treasured for most of your life the day before yesterday. What a big deal.
I'll just give it back to you, you're so stingy and you still look like a man?"
"Again, I'm not kidding."
"..." After a long pause: "Old man, do you really want me to go down the mountain and make a living?"
"That's right."
The old man said: "Remember, when you go down the mountain this time, you first go to Huahai City to find a girl named Shangguan Xiangxiang. Your task is to protect her, and at the same time go to Huaxia University to sign up to study with her at the university. This mission is carried out
If you succeed, the Shangguan family will give you a huge commission. After training you for so many years, you are no worse than anyone else in poetry, lyrics, astronomy, geography, and you are even more outstanding in fighting and swearing. If you are dejected
Drive him back, dig a hole and bury yourself, so as not to be embarrassed."
"I……"
"What am I? Take your luggage and roll down the mountain for me. If you don't, I'll go crazy."
"..."
Rocking Moon House Apartments.
Outside the fence, Ye Chenyu, who was wearing a green shirt and robe and carrying a patch bag on his back, thought of the conversation he had with the old man before leaving, and he grumbled in his heart: Protecting the rich lady? Going to college? The old man doesn't know what's wrong with him.
, suddenly had a convulsion? But I have never seen him with such a determined attitude. Since he has come to this step, let's take it as it comes and take it one step at a time.
After gathering his thoughts and opening the note in his hand to confirm again and again that the address given by the old man was correct, Ye Chenyu stepped forward and pressed the doorbell outside the apartment.
once.
twice.
three times.
"..."
No news.
"no one?"
Ye Chenyu frowned slightly, pushed inadvertently, and unexpectedly pushed the fence open. He was stunned for a moment before stepping into the apartment.
Looking at it, he saw that the Yaoyue House Apartment was even better than he had imagined. There was a grassland in front of him. In the center of the grass grew a rare cherry blossom tree. A swing was blowing in the breeze next to the cherry blossom tree.
Lightly rippling.
Looking from a distance, the entire Yaoyue House is a complex building with a uniform white decoration, decorated with sky blue and pink colors, which gives it a unique feel.
"Is there anyone? Is anyone here?"
The small building in the courtyard was quiet, and Ye Chenyu's questions fell silent again.
He has lived with the old man since he was a child. Apart from the address given by the old man, he is completely helpless in Huahai City. The owner of the Moon Shake House pretends that he has traveled through mountains and rivers and gone through untold hardships before finally arriving in Huahai City.
It didn't matter that no one picked him up at the train station. After finally finding the apartment, he still couldn't find half a person. How could he not feel resentful in his heart?
Driven by this kind of mentality, this guy couldn't care so much anymore. He looked for a way up, shouted at the door of the apartment and knocked on the door. He didn't believe that he couldn't knock anyone out.
When Ye Chenyu stood in front of the last door that had not been knocked, he said to himself firmly: "If there is not a living person in this room, don't blame me for being rude. Fuck you.
The task is to set fire to the apartment and go back to Xiling Snow Mountain. Whoever likes to do this task can do it."
"Dong dong dong!"
After trying to pass, Ye Chenyu felt particularly calm and knocked on the door again.
"Crunch!"
There was silence for a while.
Just when Ye Chenyu was about to implement his plan, turned around to find some dry wood, lit a fire and escaped, the door finally opened.
"Who is it?"
In the room, a lazy figure walked out. The warm clothes vividly outlined the perfect body curve. The waterfall-like long green hair was draped somewhat loosely on the shoulders. The slender hand scratched his head, and the originally gloomy eyes were seen.
A swarthy figure suddenly had his pupils dilated, exclaimed "Ah", and tried to close the door vigilantly.
After finally knocking out a "living person" from Yaoyue House, how could Ye Chenyu miss this opportunity? He opened the door and said: "Sister, I..."
The most beautiful woman never took a close look at Ye Chenyu. Besides, even if she took a closer look, she would not give him a high opinion of his outfit. She blocked the door and abruptly interrupted Ye Chenyu: "Are you a beggar? I
I know. Just let go and I'll give you some food and money. If you want to force your way in, I'll call the police immediately."
beg?
Cio, does she regard me as a beggar?
Ye Chenyu is full of confidence: Although I can't say that I am a beautiful tree facing the wind, at least I am charming and unrestrained, okay?
"Sister, please listen to my explanation. I am not the beggar you say..."
"If you are not a beggar, then you are a thief? Okay, you thief dares to steal so openly, I, I, I... I will kick you to death."
The top beauty was very anxious. The TV station just reported yesterday that there was a murderer who broke into a house and robbed her. She was looking at Ye Chenyu's dress. This... couldn't this guy be the criminal?
Immediately, the top beauty turned her defense into offense without thinking, and suddenly kicked Ye Chenyu's crotch with her vaginal leg.
What a harsh kick.
Ye Chenyu has been with wild beasts since he was a child. He has been forced to practice martial arts by his old man since he could walk. His awareness of dangerous auras is different from ordinary people. He was shocked in his heart and reacted quickly. He clamped his legs on the most beautiful Qinglian Xiao
Satisfied, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief: Xiao Chenyu was saved.
"Evil thief, let... let me go."
The top beauty did not expect that Ye Chenyu would react so quickly. She was a master with red and black belts in Taekwondo, but she was caught by the guy in front of her with just one move. This made her even more convinced that Ye Chenyu was the burglary and murderer. She was eager to survive and struggled involuntarily.
How could Ye Chenyu have imagined that he would be assigned so many identities by the beauty in front of him for the first time? The harder the top beauty struggled, he had to increase his control for the sake of his little Chenyu, but with such a posture
It was so awkward that I lost my center of gravity and fell towards the most beautiful woman.
What kind of move is this?
The brain of the top beauty paused: There is no such move in the Taekwondo she practices?!
"Plop!"
There was a crisp sound as they fell to the ground at the same time.
Ye Chenyu pinched two soft things with both hands. He knew what they were without even looking. With a sorrowful voice, he looked at the frightened and pale face and collapsed: "Sister, you have to believe me.
