Ye Chenyu felt a chill on his back. He swallowed and almost cried: "Yuting, if we have something to say, can we talk it over? If I remember correctly, I shouldn't have done anything that was harmful to the world, people, and gods, right?
Do you want to do this to me?"
Zhang Yuting pursed her lips and smiled, charmingly: "Really? Oh my, it seems that I really blamed you wrongly!"
"That's necessary. [!"
Ye Chenyu patted his chest and said, "Have you ever seen a man as reliable as me? Have you ever seen a man as responsible as me? Have you ever seen a man as hardworking and uncomplaining as me? No!"
"Indeed not."
Zhang Yuting said without hesitation: "Because I have never seen a bastard who is less reliable, less responsible, and less willing to work hard than you. He only knows how to eat and drink, pat his butt and leave."
"Depend on."
"Am I as miserable as you say?"
"More than unbearable?"
Zhang Yuting stared at Ye Chenyu with hot eyes and said fiercely: "Just tell me, after you blew me up, did you call me to ask if it hurts? Did you take any medicine? Is the injury healed?"
"That's because I asked you for your phone number and you didn't give it to me."
"Excuse, this is just an excuse. Do you think that if the captain of the Divisional Criminal Police Brigade of a municipality has his asshole penetrated by a man younger than himself, his self-esteem will not be so slightly affected?"
Ye Chenyu: I really don’t see where you were hit. It’s obvious that you enjoy it very much and feel very comfortable.
"If I don't give you my phone number, why don't you know how to ask other people? Don't talk about my sister Yujia, so many of my colleagues in the Huaxing District Branch all know my mobile phone number. What else could you say if this isn't because you are unreliable?
?”
Rolling his eyes, Ye Chenyu grinned and said, "Come on."
"Who doesn't know that your beautiful appearance, family background and personal abilities are the most outstanding among the entire Huahai City Police? Men who have a crush on you or have a crush on you can all be queued up in Fulin District. Let me tell those people
This guy wants your phone number? I’d be surprised if I didn’t get eaten alive.”
Zhang Yuting was stunned for a moment, then realized this and couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.
However, she soon realized that she was here to cause trouble and accuse him. Ye Chenyu was so cunning that he almost avoided the topic in just a few words, and suddenly his face turned serious again.
"Okay. Let's forget that matter. Let's talk about the second matter."
"Let me ask you, you were inexplicably missing for a whole month and returned to Huahai City. Why didn't you contact me? Or go to the Huaxing District Branch directly to find me? Or do you think that you only exploded my anus but never entered it?
That place pierced that membrane, so you think you don't need to be responsible for me?"
Someone was sweating profusely and couldn't stand the girl's invincibility.
Ye Chenyu said with pain: "I said Yuting, we can't be gentler and civilized when speaking, how can we call it bursting chrysanthemums? Even if you want to describe it, just describe it as if I picked your little daisies.
?”
"Besides, I have never thought about not being responsible for you, but I think your personality is independent and free. If it were my mother-in-law's, it would make you think I have no spine, right? Just say, with your personality, you like
Is that the kind of man who keeps nagging about gains and losses all day long and talks about how I love you and you love me?"
"That's true."
Zhang Yuting: "A man should stand upright, dare to act, be clean and tidy, mother-in-law and mother-in-law are the most annoying. Okay, you have passed the test. Then let me ask you one last thing..."
"besides?"
Ye Chenyu wanted to die.
He managed to deal with the first two questions with great difficulty. Who knows what kind of questions this fierce and violent policewoman can ask? If his answer doesn't satisfy her, I'm afraid he won't talk about his late life.
The "Kitchen Festival" will be ruined by her soon.
"Isn't it impatient?" Zhang Yuting is full of murderous intent, very much like a dominatrix, but this dominatrix... is so beautiful that it makes people drool!
"Patience, patience, patience. Your Majesty, sir, please ask me."
Hearing Ye Chenyu's voice, Zhang Yuting nodded with satisfaction and continued: "Let me ask you, when I proposed that my little sister and I would live in the Yaoyue Apartment, why did you shake your head? Because you were afraid of us.
Are you bothering you and the other girls from kissing me, or do you think we sisters are purely disruptive and don't want to see us?"
"Did I shake my head?"
As soon as he heard Zhang Yuting's words, Ye Chenyu knew that his previous sneaky methods were exposed to her sight. He had to sigh, "It's not that our army is not strong enough, but because the enemy is too cunning." If he was worried about a fire in the backyard
It was okay if his thoughts were exposed. He didn't even think about it and just pretended to be crazy for a while, looking confused.
"Ye Chenyu, don't pretend to be my wife. If you confess, you should be lenient, but if you refuse to be strict, if you don't answer this question honestly for me, I will go out immediately and tell them that you raped me in the interrogation room of the Huaxing District Branch.
Violent."
"You have to think clearly, whether it is Liu Qing, Xiangxiang or Lanlan, or even Song Peipei, they are all queens of famous families. Even though they have seen too many tragic families married by political interests, it does not mean that
Their eyes can tolerate a man with corrupt character and morals, and the worst we can do is break up."
Suddenly, Zhang Yuting smiled: "I think it's too smart. This method is indeed feasible. If this is the case, you will belong to the two sisters Yujia and me. Then you don't have to worry about powerful enemies trying to steal a man from you.
.”
Ye Chenyu was in a cold sweat: "I said Yu Ting, please do your best and let me go."
"I admit that I did have hints at the time, shook my head, and thought about objecting. It's not that I don't want to see you two sisters. Think about it, for any man to be able to have a romantic relationship with a pair of sisters... Bah, this
You think I haven't said this. In short, I really want to see you. But, you think, fairy sisters, Xiangxiang and Lanlan have always been together. Song Peipei is from a military family, and his military rank is not low.
The firepower is strong. Looking at you two sisters, your firepower is fierce enough. I won’t say it, but have you ever thought about Yujia? She is so gentle and can only be bullied? "
"You mean you are doing this for our sisters? Ye Chenyu..."
Whoosh!
Ye Chenyu took a step forward, suddenly got angry, hugged Zhang Yuting in his arms, blocked her mouth with his own, and followed her up and down, making her soften immediately.
This guy couldn't help but feel embarrassed: How could it be so easy to find me to accuse me?
