Just as the pot spirit was speaking, the originally ordinary broken pottery pot suddenly shone with a dazzling and gorgeous light. [ka" /Look! .,
Looking along the place where the light shot out, I saw that the entire broken clay pot seemed to be transparent at that moment, and a looming figure suddenly appeared, as if it wanted to break through the fairy light sealing talisman, but it was blocked by force.
He turned back and cursed angrily: "mlgb, Saint Xianxia, don't let me break through the Xianxia seal and reshape my body, otherwise when I return to the fairy world, I will have to tear your fairy robe to pieces and take it off.
Your pants, I asked you to come across the river and sing the song of the backyard flowers. Didn’t I just peek at you taking a bath once and... I also attempted to have sex? As for annihilating my body to ashes with a slap,
Spiritual consciousness was put into this broken pottery pot and sealed for hundreds of years? Damn it."
"..." The girls were a little confused.
But Ye Chenyu, who heard the spirit shouting loudly, was quite interested and his eyes were full of energy.
In the eyes of everyone, they saw that the flower monk was wearing a nondescript, somewhere between Buddhist and Taoist...short-sleeved attire.
That's right.
This flower monk’s outfit is so ‘fashionable’.
Based on the analysis of his tone, it can be concluded that this spirit is the existence of an immortal who fell from the immortal world to the mortal world. However, his Taoist and Buddhist robes have obviously been changed and are no different from the sportswear that people in modern cities wear in summer.
He has straight eyebrows and a fleshy and red face. He is as chubby as a piece of shit... well, like a meatball. His eyes are so small that they are barely narrowed into a line. At this moment
Blowing his beard and staring, instead of giving people a sinister look, it actually makes people feel very funny.
When he first saw this guy who didn't look like a Taoist priest or a monk, Ye Chenyu's first feeling was that of intimacy. For no reason, he felt like he had found a close friend in his heart. His eyes shone and he lay down next to the broken clay pot.
, excitedly said: "Hey! Are you really the legendary master Tian Boguang who is rampant, picks flowers and hunts for beauty, specializes in spying on women from good families taking baths, and steals the breasts, clothes and underwear of top-quality beauties?"
"Tian Boguang?"
"Boy, are you insulting me?"
The spirit body frowned angrily, put his hands on his waist, straightened his back, and said in a majestic manner: "Tian Boguang, you are not worthy of carrying my shoes. If I tell you my name, I'm afraid that your mental endurance is not strong enough, and you will be killed directly."
Scared to death."
Ye Chenyu pursed his lips.
If in the past, such a noisy thing suddenly came out of a broken clay pot, it might really scare him.
However, since having the experience of destroying the Prison Palace, and seeing the terrible methods of the Prison Destroyer Legion that destroyed the heaven and earth, and blocked the sky and the sun, and gradually stepped into the threshold of the world of cultivation, Ye Chenyu's heart became calmer.
: No matter how awesome your origins are, can you be as awesome as the ancestors of the Prison Destroying Queen?
"Then you should tell me. I would like to know how I was scared to death."
"Then listen carefully."
The spirit body snorted coldly, with an arrogant look on his face: "I am the only one in the immortal world, the supreme and unparalleled one. I have picked countless stunning beauties. I travel across the eight wastelands and have no rival for nine days and ten places. I am known as the most powerful flower picker in history.
Huanxi Zun."
"Boy, do I have a big background? You are just a mortal. Do you ever feel like your heart has been frightened to a halt? Yes? That's right. This is what it should be. In the entire fairy world, who has heard of this Taoist?
I dare not shy away from my honor..."
"Sorry, I really don't."
Su Liuqing and the other three women rolled their eyes.
They have always believed that Ye Chenyu was so shameless and narcissistic that it would be difficult to find someone who could surpass him.
But compared with the flower monk in front of me, the latter is obviously better. As he was talking to himself, you ask, where did he find the heroic feeling?
And Ye Chenyu's words from the bottom of his heart made Huanxi Zun even more angry and jumped in the seal of the Immortal Light Seal Talisman. He was furious.
"Boy, I think you have a blind eye and don't recognize Taishan."
Lord Huanxi snorted coldly: "If you open the sealing talisman planted by Saint Xianxia and release this Taoist master, this Taoist master will give you a set of heaven and earth's supreme immortal magic, let alone in this human world, even if you are
In the fairy world where there are many masters, you can run rampant and occupy a place."
"unnecessary."
Ye Chenyu grinned and looked at Huanxi Zun like an idiot: "You just said it yourself, you were slapped by that immortal Xianxia Saint, and your body was completely destroyed by the slap, even the gods knew
The spiritual consciousness has been sealed in this broken pottery pot and cannot be broken. It is obvious to judge the superiority and superiority. Even if I want to learn the immortal method, I will naturally have to learn the immortal method of the Xianxia Saint. I don’t need to learn the magic method like you.
thing?"
"Asshole, you little bastard, do you mean to say that none of my Taoist skills can be used anywhere?"
Saint Xianxia is obviously a pain in the heart of Master Huanxi. This guy Ye Chenyu just wants to have trouble with him. He repeatedly pokes his sore spots and gets angry: "I am happy to use the Supreme Hehuan Gong to collect yin and replenish yang, Dianluan
It is extremely normal to fall over a phoenix, shake the world, and dominate a thousand women in one night. Once you practice cultivation, your level will soar rapidly, and you will become supreme and invincible."
"That bald head is floating in the air. Just a freehand shake of the head can make countless stunning women's hearts flutter and take the initiative to throw themselves into their arms. It is easy to achieve beautiful things, and it is a miraculous craftsmanship."
"There is also my Taoist's unique secret technique, the magical skill of escaping for nine days and ten places. As long as I want to leave, I can count on both hands the people in the Eight Desolations who can stop me. Do you dare to say that you are not strong?
"
Ye Chenyu raised his eyebrows. Just hearing the names of the immortal spells mastered by Huanxi Lord was awesome enough, especially the phrase "Conquering a Thousand Women in One Night" was even more domineering, but he still didn't believe it: "If it's really that powerful,
, why was it okay to be slapped by that Saint Xianxia?"
Huanxi Zun choked, gritted his teeth and said: "You bastard, I will give you another chance. If you mention that girl's name in front of me again, we will be incompatible. Either you will die or you will die."
After a pause, Huanxi Zun said with a burst of grief and anger: "Why was this Taoist killed by her with just one move? ***, it wasn't because that girl was too beautiful. Although I have countless maidens, Saint Xianxia
However, she is one of the ten most beautiful fairies in the fairy world. She has beautiful appearance, extraordinary temperament, and high cultivation level. Even her physique is top-notch. If I can practice double cultivation with her once, my cultivation level will be able to reach a higher level.
, I was immediately shocked and couldn’t move my feet.”
"So...so this Taoist *** was killed by her without any resistance."
