Hearing Su Liuqing's idea, Ye Chenyu's eyes suddenly lit up. Without thinking, he held Su Liuqing in his arms and kissed her charming cheek: "Liu Qing, you are so talented.
Yes, she is indeed the daughter-in-law I consider to be, she can think of such a way.【 /:”
Ye Chenyu suddenly became very high-spirited. Regardless of the pain caused by Su Liuqing's subconscious pinch on his waist, he turned his head with a bad smile on his face: "Huanxizi, I think you should obey me obediently. Now this is the only way.
An opportunity is in front of you. It's up to you whether you cherish it or not. If you don't agree to recognize the Lord, I won't mind burying you and this broken pottery pot under the waterfall in this valley. In this life, there will be no light for 12,800 years.
Don’t even think about being born again.”
"no."
Huanxi Zun's eyes suddenly turned red and he glared at Su Liuqing with a fierce look: "You woman, you are so vicious. I, the Taoist Master Huanxi Zun, can do anything in the nine heavens and ten places across the eight wastes, how can I give this to a mere mortal?"
To be a humanoid toy pet?”
"How dare you speak harshly?"
But seeing Huanxi Zun's instinctive reaction, Ye Chenyu knew that although this guy could definitely conclude that he was indeed an immortal before, let alone other girls, even if he was at the peak of his transformation stage, in the eyes of others,
Those are existences that are worse than ants. In the past, they would not have taken a serious look at them.
But things are different now. This guy has been sealed in the Immortal Light Talisman for many years, and his power has been completely consumed. Although his aura is still arrogant, in fact, he no longer has any offensive ability.
For a guy like this who can't fight back when hit but can retaliate when scolded, he clearly has a dogged attitude. How can he have any idea of resistance?
Immortal?
Are immortals amazing?
Today I want you to experience what it feels like to be bullied by a dog when a tiger falls in peace.
What's more, Su Liuqing is Ye Chenyu's goddess. She holds it in her mouth for fear of melting, holds it in her hand for fear of breaking, and hides it in her heart for fear of disappearing. When will it be the turn of a spirit thing to glare at her?
Without thinking, this guy just held the broken pottery pot in his arms. Under the puzzled gazes of Su Liuqing, Song Peipei, Zhang Yuting and even the war puppet Xie Wufeng, he walked to a dark corner of the valley and condensed his right hand into
He punched the ground with his true energy and punched the ground. With a violent "boom", a punch mark was created on the ground.
Then, Ye Chenyu was seen throwing the broken clay pot into the pit, standing upright, whistling, and making a gesture like taking off his pants to pee.
"Little... boy, what are you going to do to me?"
Su Liuqing and others have realized what Ye Chenyu, an unscrupulous guy, will do. Although Huanxi Zun is an immortal in the immortal world, that happened hundreds of years ago. He fell into the mortal world since the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, and has gone through dynasties.
, has gone through the era of red artillery wars, and also experienced the rising sun after China's reform and opening up, and has received much more modern information than Ye Chenyu, but seeing this scene, he still didn't know what Ye Chenyu wanted to do to him.
, there was already a look of fear and anger in his expression, and he was so angry that his hair would explode, if there were any hair to explode.
"Can't you see what I want to do?"
There was a smirk on Ye Chenyu's lips, the zipper on his casual pants had been pulled down, and his hands had already made a 'picking out the bird' motion.
"Little bastard, do you know who I am and what my identity is?"
Huanxi Zun is already furious. What a shame, what a shame! Think about how prosperous he was in the immortal world. Although he was hunted down by masters who claimed to be upright, he always relied on his superb magical skills to be carefree and domineering.
, Zhang Guangaoshi, how has he ever been bullied like this and had to stand on his head to shit and pee?
"Aren't you the Huanxi Lord in the immortal world, an immortal?"
Ye Chenyu said with a harmless smile on his face: "But you haven't heard the song "I decide my territory" in the song. You have to understand that this is the human world, not even the world of cultivation. What a coincidence.
Unfortunately, I am just an ordinary person. The world of cultivation, the world of immortals, and immortals are too far away from me. In addition, I am a standard atheist. I urinate into a broken clay pot. This is not true.
Is this a normal thing?”
"mlgbd!"
Huan Xizun indeed received a lot of modern information, and there was no trace of sporadic celestial energy surrounding him while he was cursing. He was so angry that he jumped on his feet.
Although Su Liuqing only speculated based on Zhan Lan's online game session that there is a method of bloodshed to identify the master, Huanxi Zun knows best. Not to mention the fairy world, even the cultivation world has such a contract signed.
The agreement is not fair at all. Once it is signed, it is absolutely impossible for him to resist Ye Chenyu, because by then the blood and destiny will be connected. If the leading party who signed the contract does not unilaterally agree to terminate the agreement, no matter what his cultivation level will be after he is reborn,
No matter how high the level of cultivation is, one cannot resist.
He was delighted to be respected, but how could a great person who vowed to win over all the most beautiful women in the world be a slave to a mortal?
However, the current reality is cruel, and he has to...
"***, this Taoist has given up and surrendered. Isn't it okay for me to give in and agree to shed my own blood as my master?"
In the end, Huanxi Lord still couldn't resist Ye Chenyu's more rogue and dirty tricks. Once he collapsed and gave up, I never thought that our dignified Huanxi Lord would have a day like this? Who the hell did I mess with? I got stuck with such a person.
Evil star?
"This is the right thing to do."
Seeing that his goal was achieved, Ye Chenyu also took back his intended gesture.
In fact, Huanxi Zun didn't feel awkward, he felt awkward: he took out his penis and peed on a man. No matter how much he thought about it, the scene made his hair stand on end.
After being satisfied, Ye Chenyu zipped up his casual pants again and pretended to hold up the broken clay pot.
But it was at this time that I heard Huanxi Zun cry and howl again: "I have mysophobia, so your hands touched that thing of yours. Go and wash my hands first, otherwise don't touch me. I won't disturb you."
base."
"Boom!"
Ye Chenyu fell to the ground, looking back at the three Su Liuqing girls who were snickering, with a depressed look on his face: ***, you are actually despised by a spirit body, where will you put your face as the master in the future?
However, Ye Chenyu thought about it again, what does it matter if he suffers a small loss now? This Huanxi Lord is also an immortal after all. It is basically an encyclopedia of cultivation. When the time comes, he will be the master...tsk tsk tsk, he will definitely do well.