"Cousin, Jie Jie Jie, cousin is here to see you..."
When Ye Chenyu and Shangguan Xiangxiang were excited and in a stalemate, a sharp and harsh voice suddenly sounded from outside the apartment.【‘
"Is that bastard here?"
Hearing the voice, Shangguan Xiangxiang's expression changed, filled with a greater sense of disgust than Ye Chenyu, and the rejection was full of emotions on her cheeks without concealing it at all.
"Do you hate the people who come?" Ye Chenyu asked.
Perhaps because Ye Chenyu stopped using his "poisonous hand", Shangguan Xiangxiang became more courageous and snorted: "I'm just as annoying as you."
"you hate me?"
Ye Chenyu looked straight at Shangguan Xiangxiang, pointing his finger at his nose, with an unbelievable look: "You shouldn't! Look at me, take a closer look at me, I'm so handsome,
I have outstanding looks, talents, and a genius. The most important thing is that even when I walk, there is a small whirlwind blowing behind me. I am so handsome that I am so handsome that I alarm the Party and Central Committee.
You actually hate me? Is there any heavenly law or royal law?"
"Are you a handsome guy? I think you are Cricket's brother."
Shangguan Xiangxiang rolled her eyes: Who are these people? I have seen narcissistic people, but I have never seen anyone so narcissistic that it makes people sick.
"Bang!"
Suddenly, a violent voice sounded, and the door that had not been closed was kicked open, and several figures appeared at the door of the room where the two of them were.
Ye Chenyu looked back and saw that all the people coming were wearing luxurious clothes and wearing gold and silver. The leader among them was not tall, only less than 165 centimeters tall, but his face was full of flesh and fat. His face showed a look of disdain for anyone.
With his sarcastic demeanor of disdain for everything, you can tell at a glance that he is the core of this group of people.
When seeing this person, Shangguan Xiangxiang, who was already in an extremely bad mood, showed no face at all and shouted: "Chen Long, who allowed you to come to Yaoyue House? Get out of here."
The fat man named Chen Long was obviously used to Shangguan Xiangxiang's tone, and he sneered: "Cousin, after all, I am also your cousin. Even if you have never called me, blood relationship is an ironclad fact, no matter what
Even if you don't admit it, you can't change it."
After a pause, Chen Long's eyes fell on Ye Chenyu and glanced disdainfully. Then he covered his nose with a look of horror, making a look of sudden realization, pretending to be surprised: "Beggar? Oh,
I understand, it turns out that my cousin disturbed my cousin's good deeds. I didn't realize that my cousin Xiangxiang, who has always been as clean as jade and self-contained, has such special tastes. She doesn't like the son-in-law who chases you with an army, but she has such a taste for this kind of stuff.
I’m so interested in living with this kind of garbage in an apartment.”
Ye Chenyu finally figured it out. The so-called cousins in front of him were totally wrong. Every word he said was thorny, but damn, what does this have to do with me? Could it be that I am the legendary lying person?
Shot? What's more, if you compare someone like me, who is astonishingly handsome as Pan Ancai to Song Yu, to rubbish, damn fat man, I tell you, even your mother will be punished by God, even if your grandma is lying in the coffin.
If you are to be struck by lightning from the sky, I will be like your ancestor.
Ye Chenyu refused on the spot!
The guy rolled up his sleeves, with a look of displeasure on his face, pointed at Chen Long, jumped up and scolded: "You have lacked calcium since you were a child, and you have lacked love when you grew up. Your grandma doesn't care, your uncle doesn't love you, the left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick."
, the donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.”
"If the water is clear, there will be no fish; if the people are mean, they will be invincible. That's what you are talking about."
"Get out of here, get out of here without stopping."
"Get out of here, get out of here as far as your thoughts go."
"Get out, always get as far away from me as possible."
"My world does not allow you to appear. Get out of my defense line with your hypocrisy."
Chen Long: "You..."
"You? What are you? You are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog with congenital Mongolian syndrome, an abandoned baby of the Everest snowman, a septic tank clogged murderer,
Chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance, hippos crushed by Noah's Ark, new volcanic vents, shamelessly large loudspeakers, the shame of the Eskimos, superorganisms living with cockroaches, semi-plants with rotten vitality that emit stinky
garbage man."
The origin of the noun "you just spurn", a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the most powerful waste material in human history, an old washing machine dropped by God by mistake, a brainless creature that can think, a scourge that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, and that our ancestors are marred by.
Shameful descendants, humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study, sedimentary raw materials with ten times the concentration of petroleum, and a disfigured Ronald McDonald.”
"I……"
"What am I? Anyway, one sentence: Don't let me see you. If I see you, I will destroy you. As far as your thoughts go, go away; as fast as the speed of light, just give it to me.
Roll so fast."
"..." The whole audience was shocked.
Shangguan Xiangxiang didn't expect this guy to be so "outstanding" in eloquence. With a look of admiration on his face, there were only two words that could describe her mood at this moment: relieve her anger!
"Son of a bitch, I'm going to kill you."
Chen Long is so angry. Where did this freak come from? He actually scolded himself so much that he couldn't even utter a retort?
"Where did you come from, you little bastard? You're so insensitive, do you know who you're scolding?"
"If you dare to scold Mr. Chen, you won't be able to leave Huahai City."
"Mr. Chen, let me go. I want to chop this thing into pieces. You are dressed like a beggar. Do you really think that you are an expert and invincible in the world?"
"Yes, we will kill him."
Seeing the backbone being so reviled, the bunch of mud-legged idiots couldn't hold back anymore and started shouting one after another.
Looking at Chen Long and these second-generation ancestors who were so angry that they almost wanted to inflict human destruction on themselves, Shangguan Xiangxiang was dancing in her heart, but she remained calm on the surface and looked at Ye Chenyu: "Hey, Ye, what are you doing?
?”
"Sister, let me say it again, my name is Ye Chenyu."
Shangguan Xiangxiang: "Ye Chenyu, didn't you say you are my bodyguard? These nasty flies from nowhere have disturbed my rest. I ask you to throw them all out now. This is equivalent to your joining the job.
Was there any problem with the last test before?"
Ye Chenyu was so moved when he heard that Shangguan Xiangxiang was finally willing to "take" him in. He almost crawled under her pomegranate skirt and patted his majestic chest muscles: "Don't worry, leave everything to me. You have to believe in the profession
It’s the best and it’s guaranteed to complete the task.”
