"If you don't do it before I've even finished speaking, do you know what I'm going to say next? That's rude. You are so rude. As your classmate, your deskmate, and your roommate,
Miss, deep down in my heart I am very ashamed of your behavior and your moral standards."
"But, my aunt, I have a lot of money. As long as you promise to do one thing for me, I won't argue with you and forgive your behavior."
"No way."
Ye Chenyu waved his hand and chose to refuse without hesitation: "I make the decision in my world, this is my style; it is my character to follow my own path and leave others with nowhere to go."
"besides."
"Don't talk so much that you sing more beautifully."
"Although your character is really not that good, with your famous reputation as the Little Demon Concubine, even the entire Huaxia University is playing around, what can a mere first-year archeology department do to you?"
"I don't need to think about it to know that in this New Year's Day program, there are many boys and girls who want to flatter you. As you said, there must be a small part of them that you despise others for being too stupid, but I
I believe most of them are because they are afraid of you."
"Just like what you did that time, with all your wacky ideas that made people miserable, even the four people in dormitory 23 couldn't resist your offensive. How could those weak-minded guys in the Archeology Department withstand it?
If I can afford your troubles, I will definitely be repaired by you to the point of wanting to die, and I will quit immediately without stopping."
"And you are naturally unwilling to let those people escape from your clutches so quickly. After you have used all kinds of strange methods but saw that people are avoiding you like a mouse before a cat, you feel that it is boring and there is nothing that excites you.
, but saw me return to Huahai City, so I have been thinking about ways to torture me to make your depressed mood feel better."
"It just so happened that the New Year's Day Art Performance of Hua Xia University gave you a chance to play with me. It happened that my beautiful wife and sister and I didn't go home last night, so you deduced that you would be able to see me in the first professional class today.
, that’s why you specially bought breakfast and showed great attentiveness to me, hoping that I would obediently fall into your trap, right?”
"..." After a long moment of silence.
"Wow, Xiao Chenyu, you are so smart, you actually told me all the plans I had in mind!"
Zhan Lan looked stunned and covered his mouth in shock.
Ye Chenyu pursed his lips and said: "I'm talking about Xiao Lanlan, you set traps on me once, twice, three times and four times. I'm not an idiot. I can't even figure out this trick. How can I be a fool?"
"Besides, don't think that your plans are perfect every time. It's just that I don't want to expose you. Otherwise, do you really think you can trick me so many times?"
"Everyone says that you will gain wisdom after a hard time. This is true."
Zhanlan made comments for a while, as if all the "cheating" things before had nothing to do with her. She shied away completely, showed her cute little tiger teeth, and smiled mysteriously: "But this time, you guessed most of them right.
, it can be said that I guessed the beginning and the process correctly, but I guessed the ending wrong.”
"Um?"
Ye Chenyu looked stunned: "How to say?"
The classroom was already empty, and as expected, "Lady Zhan", who was not ladylike at all, sat on the desk, holding her pink cheeks in her hands, waving her calves, and said: "Originally, I
That’s what I thought too.”
"Studying in college is so boring. All those boys are so timid. Just a few days ago, for example, didn't they just catch a snake and put it in the classroom? They were all so scared that they cried for father and mother.
Yes, there were even a few guys who were so scared that their pants and crotches were wet, it was really embarrassing.”
"Not to mention those girls, none of them are naturally beautiful. They spend all day discussing what clothes to wear, what powder to put on, what lipstick to wear and go to someone's bed. It's so disgusting that I want to vomit."
"In comparison, Xiao Chenyu, you are much better. You can resist beatings, endure beatings, are easy to bully, and are never angry. You are definitely my best punching bag. Hehe, with such a good thing, of course I
The first thing that comes to mind is you."
"..." Ye Chenyu felt a tightness in his chest and blood surged: "We have been together for half a year, but in your mind, labor and management are just a punching bag? You're cheating!"
"But..."
When the conversation changed, Zhan Lan pouted and said, "Last night, I suddenly received a phone call."
Ye Chenyu: "Whose phone number?"
"Qin Yi's."
"Who is Aunt Qin?"
"Oh, it's not my aunt's aunt, it's the happy Yi, Qin Yi, she's my mommy!"
"It turned out to be aunt. Then...what did Aunt Qin say?"
Zhan Lan shrugged her pink nose and vomited her bitterness: "She said she wanted to perform with me on New Year's Day, but she worried me to death."
"You don't even know. That woman Qin Yi has such a bad head, she's like a little sister. Every time I go back to Zhan's house, it's like I'm the mommy and she's the daughter, and she has to be taken care of.
And she has a very vicious mouth. If she knew that I was in Huaxia University and couldn't even perform well, she would definitely let me transfer to Yenching University."
"When the time comes, it doesn't matter if you leave Huaxia University, but what if you leave Yaoyue Apartment, Sister Liu Qing, Sister Xiangxiang, Sister Peipei, Sister Yuting, Sister Yujia, and of course you?
Tell me, are you willing to let me leave?"
"Give it up."
Ye Chenyu nodded matter-of-factly.
"Ah ah ah, Mr. Ye, my aunt has fought with you. I love you so much, but you can't bear to rub salt into my wounds?"
Someone is about to cry: "Sister, what do you love about me? I can't change it, can't I change it?"
"no."
Zhan Lan jumped off the desk, stood in front of Ye Chenyu, put her hands across her waist, and said confidently: "You will be mine for the rest of your life. No matter how powerful you are, you are only Sun Wukong at most. I am the Goddess of Mercy. If you chant the tightening curse, you will be killed."
Just obey me."
"I will obey you, uncle." Ye Chenyu didn't buy it at all: "Is there a Guanyin Master like you who looks like a lolita?"
"No matter what, you have to form a group with me and come up with a show. And I have been thinking hard for several days and have already thought of a show."
"I'm too lazy to talk to you. Your mother wants you to perform, and it's not my mother who wants me to perform. If my mother, who doesn't know where she is, really wants it, I will do it even if she asks me to play a bastard."
After speaking, Ye Chenyu turned around and left.
"Don't leave."
Zhanlan ran in front of Ye Chenyu and blocked the way with her arms spread out.
At this moment, Ye Chenyu refused to accept anything, so she had no choice but to bite her teeth tightly: "How about... how about I touch it for you?"
ps: Chapter 00, please subscribe and get a monthly ticket, please support me!
