Chu Nan is one of the legendary figures in Jianghu Internet Cafes, but if you think that he is so famous because of his brilliant record, you would be wrong. His legend comes from his name.
xx once said that the protagonist of every legendary story must have a legendary reputation. What, you ask me who xx is? If I knew, I wouldn’t fight xx!
Chu Nan is naturally not his real name. After all, no stupid father would give his son this name. His real name is Chu Xingnan, but it turns out that he is not called Chu Xingnan either. At first glance, it sounds like
It's really confusing. It is said that a Taoist priest passed by Chu Nan's house not long after he was born. It is also said that the Taoist priest's "Taoist practice" was well-known at that time. In addition, his parents were a little superstitious, and it was popular in the area at that time.
It is a custom for Taoist priests or monks to name newly-born children, so Chu Nan's parents specially invited this magic stick to come in. It is said again, I guarantee, this is the last one to say, that Taoist priest
He touched Chu Nan's Tianling Cap with a deep expression, then counted his fingers like those Maoshan Taoist priests in TV movies, and said, "It's incredible, it's incredible, there is a purple energy coming from the south, this is a
The aura of wealth and honor. If this child goes south in the future, he will definitely have great achievements, so let’s name him Nan Xing.” Chu Nan’s parents, who were a little superstitious, immediately happily agreed and gave the Taoist magic stick at the same time.
I presented more than ten pictures of Mao Zedong.
Originally, although the name Nanxing was common, it was not wrong. But the Taoist priest probably didn't ask the family what their last name was and just gave it a random name. That was his fault.
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Chu Nanxing, for the ignorant pupils who have just entered elementary school, they may not realize the abnormality of this name, but by the time they reach fifth or sixth grade, these children begin to become impure. Everyone
He started dragging out his name until the elder shouted, Chu Nan - OK, Chu Nan - OK. When I was in junior high school, I started to get more serious. Even the patriotic-looking Xiaohua from the next class came over and asked, Chu Nan
, are you good or not? In response to this, Chu Nan wanted to cry but had no tears. He simply hated the idiot who gave him such a bad name. He even thought tragically that if this name would become a question in high school,
It becomes a negative sentence directly.
He decided to prevent such a tragedy from happening before he could get his identity card.
Others want to change their fate, but he wants to change his name!
However, Chu Nan's superstitious parents resolutely rejected Chu Nan's appeal to change his name. They felt that since the name was chosen by a profound master, how could it be changed casually? Changing it would be bad luck and unlucky. Chu Nan said, OK, no.
If you ask me to change my name, can I change my surname? Zhang Nanxing, Wang Nanxing, and Li Nanxing are also acceptable? But I can’t call him Chu Nanxing. Of course, the consequence is that I will be detained in front of the memorial tablets of the ancestors of the Chu family and spend a long time thinking about it.
This is not possible, and that is not possible. Chu Nan felt that his originally brilliant and colorful life was about to be ruined by a name. But suddenly, he had an idea: You said you won't let me change my name, and you won't let me change it either.
If you change the last name, OK, I won’t change it. Can I change the order and change the line? Nan Xing becomes Xing Nan, the characters remain the same and the meanings are similar.
Chu Nan felt that this was the first time he discovered the breadth and depth of Chinese characters after studying Chinese for so many years.
Chu Nan's parents thought about it, and it seemed that the meaning was indeed the same, so they agreed to play. But for Chu Nan, it was like receiving an amnesty. Think about it, Chu Nan Xing changed into Chu Xingnan, a virgin changed into a male, and the character remained the same.
, but the meaning is very different. Moreover, Chu Xingnan, a handsome man, is such a great and bright name. He feels that in the future, his sons, grandsons, great-grandsons, descendants and grandsons will definitely have the same name.
I will be grateful for the wise and great decisions I made.
Although Chu Nan successfully changed his name, things did not seem to be developing as he had imagined. As the saying goes, good things never go out and bad things spread thousands of miles. When he entered high school, many of his junior high school classmates were like him.
school, it turns out that the new name Chu Nan has not yet promoted itself, but the name Chu Nanxing has spread throughout the school, ranking first on the school's celebrity list in just three days.
Chu Nan felt that his life was simply a cup on the coffee table.
When he went to college, Chu Nan deliberately enrolled in a school outside the province, and he was also very smart. In high school, he read the book several times while others were picking up girls, so he always had good grades and was admitted to the first class of City A.
The key point. Moreover, Chu Nan was very lucky to find that none of his high school classmates were in the same school with him. In this way, no one would know that he had the name Chu Nanxing. Chu Nan began to feel very happy,
I am finally saying goodbye to the "virgin" era and entering a new "manly" era. I can't help but feel: how fresh the air is and how beautiful the world is.
But, unfortunately, none of Chu Nan's high school classmates passed the exam. However, when he introduced himself to the class on the first day of school, an elementary school classmate appeared out of nowhere. What's more terrible is that, in
Before Chu Nan recognized him, he yelled directly at Chu Nan in front of the whole class: "Hey! You are not Chu Nan - okay? (This guy also deliberately dragged the middle part of his name.
for a long time, for fear that others would not be able to understand what it meant) I am your elementary school classmate, Weiwei, demo, don’t think that I won’t recognize you just because you wear a new vest.”
In this way, less than a week after enrolling in school, Chu Nan became one of the top ten most influential people in A University Niangdu Tieba, and has been at the top of this list for a long time.
Chu Nan thought to himself that his life was really about to be called a sanitary ware.
But tragedy is a tragedy, and life must go on. People in universities can be divided into three categories: the first category, eating + sleeping + studying; the second category, eating + sleeping + picking up girls or being picked up; the third category
, eat + sleep + play. Chu Nan obviously does not belong to the first category of nerds. Although he also wants to be in the second category, it is a matter of mutual consent. After all, no girl would introduce her boyfriend to others.
At that time, he said: "My boyfriend's name is Chu Nan." Therefore, Chu Nan was left with the third category, and he gradually liked to squat in the Jianghu Internet Cafe near A University to play games. At least in terms of games, he could
You can just pick any awesome ID without having to worry about your own name. Of course, Chu Nan also has his own computer in his dormitory, and the configuration is very high-end, but the school shamelessly forces all dormitories to use the campus network, and the tragic network speed,
In the words of a certain silver man from A University: Damn, it takes a week to download a high-definition love action movie from an island country. I’ll wait until it’s over, and people will already be pissed off.
