As the girl approached, Xiaodao couldn't help but feel disappointed on his face, because this was not the legendary 34e girl with big boobs, or even the complete opposite. This girl was quite flat, so flat that she could even park a plane.
"Damn! It's not this!" Xiao Dao spat depressingly.
On the contrary, Chu Nan looked at the other party several times and said, "I don't think so. Just because the characters in the game are particularly big in certain places doesn't necessarily mean that they are the same in reality."
When Chu Nan said this to Xiao Dao, he thought it made sense. Combined with the fact that the 34e girl had never dared to make a video with him, he immediately leaned towards Chu Nan's statement, and then asked: "What should I do?
?Shall we go up and ask?"
Chu Nan smiled and said: "How to ask? Are you a 34e girl? How embarrassing would it be if you weren't?"
Xiaodao nodded, feeling that it was right. If she admitted it wrong, the other party would think she was laughing at her.
Seeing that the woman had already walked out of the door, Xiaodao said quickly: "Come on, follow me. Let's just see if she is going to buy supper. If so, there is more than 80% chance that she is a 34e girl."
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Chu Nan coughed a few times and said, "Are you planning to play the tail end of an action movie..."
Chu Nan continued: "But then again, how could she be in our community by chance?"
Xiaodao rolled his eyes at Chu Nan: "Your IQ is hopeless." After saying that, he walked out of the guard room and followed him.
There are very many colleges and universities nearby, so at night the area near the school gate is filled with various vendors selling late night snacks. Although it is a bit late at this time, there are still quite a lot of people, mainly students.
The three of them followed the woman for a while, but it seemed that they were following the woman a little too obviously, and she was noticed by the woman. They stopped and looked back from time to time, which made Chu Nan and others feel quite embarrassed.
Xiao Dao kept complaining to Chu Nan and Glasses: "You two are too bad at your level. You can't even pretend to be better."
"Hey, it seems you are following too closely. The two of us are behind you."
Xiaodao looked at Chu Nan and his glasses, who were two meters away from him, speechlessly, and said, "Is that so..."
Chu Nan and Glasses nodded at the same time.
But just as the three of them were arguing about who was at fault, the woman in front who was suspected to be a 34e girl suddenly said something to a uniformed person who was patrolling nearby, and then looked at Chu Nan from time to time.
Chu Nan's face turned pale, and his expression was a bit stiff as he said: "I'm helpless, now I'm really being treated as a gangster."
Xiaodao's expression also changed, and he quickly said: "The situation is not right, leave quickly!"
But the uniformed man in front easily let the three of them go and shouted quickly: "You three, stop!"
"Run!" Xiao Dao shouted. He reacted very quickly. He turned around and ran away. He must have done this kind of thing many times and was already experienced.
Chu Nan was depressed and cursed in his heart: Damn it! If you run away, don't you tell others that we are guilty of committing crimes?!
But as soon as the uniformed man saw the knife turning around, he ran away, whistled "beep, beep," and chased after him.
"I was killed by you!" Chu Nan also ran after the knife, but the glasses did not expect such a scene. He stood there for a moment, unable to react, and was at a loss. He was immediately caught by the uniformed man.
Real.
Chu Nan saw that this was not good. There was nothing like that in the first place. As a result, the glasses were arrested. Wouldn't that be more unfair than Dou E? He quickly stopped the knife and said: "Don't run away, don't run away, the glasses are arrested."
Caught."
Xiaodao looked at it, leaned in, and couldn't help but stop. The two of them were ready to go back and explain.
When the man in uniform saw the two of them running back, he couldn't help but was stunned and said with a smile: "Ha! Don't you see that they are quite loyal?"
Chu Nan is so depressed. He is a good citizen. If he is caught and imprisoned for a few days because of this bad thing, and other people in the school know about it, he will be even more shameless in the future. He quickly said: "Brother, you
Misunderstanding, we really are not..."
How could the man in uniform listen to Chu Nan and immediately shouted: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding of what? Misunderstanding and why are you running away? If you don't have something wrong in your heart, why are you running away?"
Xiaodao also said: "It's not that we have something wrong with us, we were scared by you."
When the man in uniform heard this, he became even more annoyed: "We are serving the people. If you don't do anything bad, what are you afraid of us doing?" As he said that, he took out the handcuffs and prepared to cuff all three of them.
When Chu Nan saw it, he was immediately stunned. Fortunately, Xiaodao was smart and immediately said to the uniformed man: "I think you misunderstood. In fact, we are acquainted with that girl, and we were just joking with her."
How could the man in uniform believe it? He sneered, then turned back to the woman standing far away and said, "Miss, do you know the three of them?"
The woman shook her head decisively.
The man in uniform immediately turned around and sneered even harder: "What? Is there anything else you have to quibble with?"
Xiaodao immediately shouted to the woman: "Sister 34e, I am Xiaodao, this is the red maple leaf, we met in Glory."
Chu Nan and Yan Jing repeatedly praised Xiao Dao for his wit, thinking that once they said this, the other party would definitely say that it was indeed a misunderstanding.
But the fact made the three of them completely disappointed. When the woman heard this, she became even more angry and said: "Who is the 34e girl? You three are perverts!"
Xiao Dao suddenly opened his mouth, he actually recognized the wrong person... This is going to be the end of the damn thing!
At this time, many people had gathered around, pointing at Chu Nan and the others. It is a characteristic of Chinese people to love watching the excitement. Even the gatekeeper of the community ran over. When he saw this scene, he immediately turned to
The man in uniform said: "Yes, comrade, I was very suspicious that the three of them were hooligans who were planning to have evil intentions against that lady. They came to me a few minutes ago and asked me if I had seen anyone with huge breasts."
A woman passed by."
When Chu Nan heard this, he immediately had the urge to vomit blood, then glared at the knife and said, "Damn it, this is all your bad idea!"
After hearing what the community guard said, the uniformed man immediately smiled very proudly and said: "Now that we have the witness, what else do you three have to say? Take out your ID cards."
"I didn't bring it with me..." Chu Nan, the knife, and the glasses said. The three of them just came down to have a late-night snack and brought their ID cards.
"I knew you would say that, so follow me back to the station." Then he took out the walkie-talkie and started calling.
"You're so young, I really didn't expect that..." an aunt shook her head and said.
Chu Nan and Yan Jing suddenly had the urge to bury themselves in the ground. Xiao Dao was thick-skinned, so he didn't think it was a big deal.
Chu Nan hurriedly whispered to Xiao Dao: "If you know anyone who is relevant, call me quickly."
The knife spread out his hands: "Nima, if I had any connections, would I still be so miserable..."
When Chu Nan thought about it, it was right, and both he and the glasses came here to study from other places, so it had nothing to do with it.
Then, Chu Nan suddenly thought of a name: "Bump Man! Bump Man!"
Chu Nan immediately dialed Aotu Man's mobile phone. The first thing Aotu Man said was: "You three bastards, how long did it take you to buy a late-night snack?"
Chu Nan said speechlessly: "Boss... come down here, it's a big deal! It's a big deal!"
Upon hearing this, Ao Bu Man frowned and said, "Xiao Dao was hit by a car?" Fortunately, Xiao Dao couldn't hear the voice on the phone, otherwise, he would have hit the wall before he was hit by the car.
"You should come down first and then talk." Chu Nan urged.
So within two minutes, the concave and convex man also came down in a hurry. When he saw the formation and there was another man in uniform, he frowned and asked: "Comrade, what's going on?"
The man in uniform took one look and asked the concave and convex man: "Who among the three of them are you?"
"Boss!" Ao Bu Man said directly.
"Boss? That means you admit to being the mastermind behind this matter?"
The concave and convex man was also really defeated, staring at him in surprise, as if to say: "Damn! Comrade People's JC, do you think you are Sherlock Holmes or Edogawa Conan? Your logical imagination is too rich, right?"
After understanding the situation with Chu Nan and Xiaodao, the man in the uniform did not say anything more to the man in uniform. He directly dialed a few numbers, and then a minute later, the man in uniform answered the phone with an immediate attitude.
He made a 180-degree change and apologized to the concave and convex man again and again: "I'm sorry, it seems this is really a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding, I'm really sorry." Then he turned to Chu Nan, the knife and the glasses.
He said: "You three can go." Finally, he said to the surrounding spectators: "Okay, okay, this is a misunderstanding, please stop watching, there is nothing interesting to see."
After watching the people around him gradually disperse, Chu Nan breathed a long sigh of relief, and Xiao Dao also said repeatedly: "The boss is still awesome! The problem can be solved with just one phone call!"
The concave and convex man glared at them fiercely: "Didn't the three of you come down for a late-night snack? You even started to play tailgating...and...your taste and taste are a little too bad...you are too hungry, right?"
, not even letting go of someone so mediocre..."
Fortunately, the woman had already left, otherwise, she would probably go crazy if she heard what the man said.
Chu Nan quickly said: "This... is not like this. This is all Xiaodao's bad idea. Let the glasses find out that the 34e girl from Fengwu Jiutian Guild lives in the same community as us, and then... he
You want us to come down and guard together..."
The bump man looked at Chu Nan in surprise, then at the knife, and then suddenly smiled and said: "I can't tell, you still have some detective reasoning ability, damn, why don't you spend this ability on business?
Come on, why are you squatting here?"
Then, at the same time, a female voice suddenly laughed and said: "Hahahaha... you actually... actually followed an airport... hahahaha..."
