Shi Yue felt sour in his heart as he listened to Kang Shanzhen's inner monologue.
In his previous life, a close comrade-in-arms was on a mission and his penis was kicked off. From then on, he, who was gifted with special skills and outstanding in combat skills, became depressed and frightened. He was afraid of women and hid far away.
He never dared to mess with any women, he smoked and drank, and gradually deteriorated. After a few years, he retired and became anonymous.
If a man is hard in bed, he will be hard under the bed. If the man is soft in bed, he will be soft under the bed!
Even though Kang Shanzhen was in a high and powerful position, his manly body was as soft as a loach, and he could not get hard when facing a mature and charming woman like the Queen Mother.
The Queen Mother was obviously very surprised. She glanced at Kang Shanzhen with her beautiful eyes. There was no shame in her eyes. She hummed: "Although you were injured for me, I didn't let you save me. It was you who voluntarily saved me in the first place. Moreover,
Over the years, you have enjoyed my plump, white, and noble body, and you have also been rewarded. I don’t owe you anything, right?”[
"You...you actually said such a thing?"
Kang Shanzhen looked at the Queen Mother's noble face in surprise, and argued in disappointment: "Cai Zheng, do you think I just want to get your body? If that's the case, why would I pay such a huge price to save you? With my own
Right, I don’t know how many beauties make me come and go as soon as I call them, but I just love you. I only take one gourdful of three thousand weak water to drink. Don’t you understand this feeling?"
The Queen Mother smiled and said: "I understand."
Kang Shanzhen suddenly became excited, slammed the cuckold on his head to the ground, pointed at his heart, and said excitedly: "Since you understand my heart, why are you still sorry for me? You know I saw those two monks
Riding naked on the snow-white belly
When I "touched" your breasts and hunched my waist to penetrate your body, how much pain did it feel in my heart? I was so painful that I really wanted to kill you, and then "committed suicide". It was over once and for all, but I couldn't bear it, I couldn't do it.
Go away, Caizheng, I love you to the extreme."
Shi Yue listened to Kang Shanzhen's words and felt even more sad for him: Old Kang, you are really obsessed.
The Moon God snuggled into Shi Yue's arms, blew into his ear, and whined, "Look at how dedicated Kang Shanzhen is, how can he be so seduce women like you? The women around you can't even give a slap.
I can’t count them. How big of a bed will I need to make to fit them in the future?”
Shi Yue said with a smile: "If we can't fit it into one bed, we can sleep in separate rooms."
"How unsentimental is that?" Luna chuckled charmingly, "You must be so busy all night, getting off this bed and then getting into that bed..."
Shi Yue scratched the pretty nose of the Moon Goddess and joked: "I won't be able to get off my sister's bed anymore."
"You are so beautiful that I won't let you get on top of me!"
Luna held Shi Yue's face, smiled charmingly, and joked a few words with Shi Yue. Her mood relaxed and became much better than before.
"How much does it hurt?"
The Queen Mother chuckled and said, "What's so painful? If you can't use your body, why don't you be generous and let others enjoy it? You also know that I have a strong sexual desire, and what I seek is inseparable from a man. I can't live without a man for a day."
If you are happy, you will lose your soul and have no spirit. Kang Shanzhen, don’t you love me? Since you love me, of course you want me to be happy, right? Isn’t it what you like to see me be happy with others and enjoy happiness? Yes.
What's wrong?"
"Shameless, so shameless..."
Shi Yue spat silently: Is this the Queen Mother? She is more shameless than a bitch. To call her a bitch is to flatter her.
"you……"
Kang Shanzhen was silenced by the Queen Mother, her cheeks turned red, she clenched her fists, but could not speak. After holding it for a long time, she said: "I really didn't expect you to be such a heartless woman. Are you thirsty?"
, are you going to find a man? Are there not enough pleasure tools that I have made for you over the years? What kind of tricks have you never played before, and you have to go to a monk specifically? And you have to enjoy several at a time? You put me
Who does Kang Shanzhen think he is?"
The Queen Mother smiled and said indifferently: "Tsk tsk...listening to what you said, it seems that you really regard yourself as a love saint! Haven't you benefited from me? Otherwise, how could you have soared and sat all the way?
For being in such a high position, I have given you a lot of benefits."
"Fart! It's just fart!"[
Kang Shanzhen finally became angry and couldn't vent his anger. He roared: "You think I got promoted all the way because I slept on your belly? Fart! That's nonsense! I fought in the north and south, fought in the Western Regions, fought against Mongolia, and pacified the country.
Miao Jiang, there was no time when I didn’t work hard and sacrifice my life to fight and fight to the death in exchange for the high position I have today. On the contrary, I was burdened by you, but I left a bad reputation as a traitor and rebellious minister..."
Hearing this, Shi Yue's mind exploded: Kang Shanzhen was actually troubled by the Queen Mother?
Kang Shanzhen said: "I have been a soldier all my life. Although I have held a high position, I have never thought about seeking to usurp the throne. It is you who constantly encourage me, tease me, and use gentle traps on me. All kinds of tricks are endless. In order to prevent me from letting go
You get angry, satisfy your selfish desires and make you happy, and then you get to where you are today, step by step, against your will."
Women are wronging the country!
When Shi Yue listened to Kang Shanzhen's words, this sentence suddenly came to his mind.
The Queen Mother said: "Stop pretending to be pitiful. Haven't you enjoyed the benefits of rights? Haha... No one is beating you now. You can turn back. You can take off your armor and return to the fields. No one will stop you."
Kang Shanzhen looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's too late! It's too late! There is no turning back when we start work. Now, I can't turn back. Over the years, I don't know how many loyal ministers and generals I have killed. During the third watch of the night, Chang was captured by them in their dreams."
If I ask for my life, once I give up my power, I will be shattered to pieces? Will Xiao Yan let me go? Will the little emperor let me go? Haha... maybe only Bai Mochou will have some mercy on me."
When the Empress Dowager heard this, she frowned, a sharp look flashed in her eyes, like a shrew, and shouted at Kang Shanzhen: "Who is to blame for all this? Who is to blame? What are you talking about, little emperor?"
Want to kill you, Xiao Yan wants to kill you? Didn’t you ask for all this yourself? If you don’t listen to me, you will end up with such a tragic end."
"A few years ago, the late emperor was dying, and Xiao Yan had a good reputation. As long as you got rid of Bai Mochou, poisoned the late emperor, and kidnapped Prince Fu, our son could inherit the throne. But you told me that the one in this palace has not passed
My son is already dead, haha... This is really a ridiculous joke."
Kang Shanzhen said: "Don't ever mention this matter again."
Shi Yue was shocked: Oh my God! Kang Shanzhen and the Queen Mother actually have a son? Who is this son? Why have I never heard of it?
Luna said: "Didn't you hear what the Queen Mother said, old bitch, that their son is dead? It doesn't matter who he is."