"I'm so angry. These people should really kill each other quickly. Friendly reminder, please search the first updated website for this book on Baidu."
Yan Jing returned to the palace, became furious, smashed the study to pieces, drank a lot of wine, and was completely drunk.
I have never been so humiliated in my life.
At ten o'clock in the night, Shi Yue finally appeared in the study.
"You... who are you? Get out. I am... I am the emperor. Without my order, how can you... how dare you come in? You... you also bully me. Do you believe that I will kill you with one sword?"
Yan Jing was so dizzy from drinking that she didn't even recognize Shi Yue. She looked at a figure shaking in front of her and became angry. She took a sword and stabbed it crookedly.
"It's no use."
Seeing Yan Jing's drunken appearance, Shi Yue became really angry. He walked over and picked up Yan Jing and kicked his butt hard several times.
"Ouch, it hurts!"[
These kicks were really hard.
Yan Jing was thrown off the horse during the day, which made her back hurt. Now she was kicked hard by Shi Yue several times. Tears of pain came to her eyes. Her drunkenness suddenly became much lighter, and she could only see Shi Yue's face clearly when she screamed.
, shook his head hastily: "Master, don't hit me! I was wrong, I won't drink anymore, I was wrong, I won't drink anymore, don't hit me, my butt is swollen..."
Yan Jing is the emperor after all, Shi Yue will not beat Yan Jing too hard, he will just kick Yan Jing awake.
"master……"
Yan Jing felt that he had failed, and the title of emperor also made him lose his sense of existence. He sat on the chair, crying, and his shoulders were twitching.
Looking at Yan Jing's disheveled appearance and smelling the pungent smell of alcohol on his body, he sighed in his heart and said, "Are you still the emperor? Are you just crying like this? You are a worthless thing."
"Are you crying just because you are promising? Are you so sad if you are not promising?"
Yan Jing pounded the table angrily, gritted his teeth, and said: "They are all soldiers of the imperial court, soldiers of Dayan, I am the emperor of Dayan, why should they entertain me? In their eyes, am I the
A monkey being played in the street?"
Shi Yue laughed loudly: "If you are regarded as a monkey in their eyes, no matter whether you are juggling in the street or not, you are still a monkey. You are being fooled today, but you were never fooled before."
Yan Jing was startled when he heard the words, and seemed to have some realization.
Shi Yue added: "But since you are regarded as a monkey, you are not a stupid monkey. Do you know what kind of monkey you are?"
Yan Jing wiped her eyes and was still choking: "What kind of monkey am I?"
Shi Yue said: "Have you forgotten the "Journey to the West" I told you before?"
"ah!"
Yan Jing said: "I am the Monkey King, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King."
"That's right, you are Sun Wukong who is making trouble in the sky."
"Haha, master, that's Tang Seng. He talks to me about some great principles all day long, and he is also an evil Tang Seng who likes women."
"Go, get out of here."
Shi Yue kicked him and said: "Look, although Sun Wukong is just a monkey, he is so powerful. He makes a big fuss in the sky, never dies or sleeps, or falls into reincarnation. Not even the Tathagata can kill him. He has been pressed under the mountain for five hundred years.
, you still have not changed your true nature, and you have to understand the perseverance and perseverance in it. Now, what else can't you bear with this humiliation? "
He was talking about truth, but he was mocking himself in his heart: Everyone can tell the truth, but when it comes to him, it is difficult to bear it. For example, when Jiang Chuan yells at him and wants to rape his woman, he should not kill her in anger.
Him?
Yan Jing's insult was much worse than his own. He didn't cry on the spot, which was already very good. If it had been any other ordinary child, he would have been throwing tantrums and wallowing in it - who made him the emperor? He just had to stop haste and use patience.
.
To educate people, we need people like Shi Yue, who does not just talk about big principles dryly, but tells stories and makes analogies.
Yan Jing naturally likes Sun Wukong, and also yearns for Sun Wukong's unrestrainedness. He wiped his nose clean and said: "Master, you are so kind. I originally thought I would be sad for three days and three nights, and then kill a few more people to relieve my hatred. I didn't expect to hear this.
The master's words saved me a teapot of tears, hehe..."
"That's right, it doesn't matter who your master is." Shi Yue saw that Yan Jing was getting better, and he naturally felt that Yan Jing's child was teachable.
Yan Jing said again: "Besides, I still have a master, right? What is this called? This is called the darkness before dawn, and I know it well."
"There are a lot of farts."
Shi Yue hummed: "You have really been tricked like a monkey today, but you have to remember that the person tricking you is behind your back, and what you see with your eyes may not be true. You must have Sun Wukong's piercing eyes, otherwise, you
He is really a stupid monkey who cannot tell the difference between friend and foe."
Yan Jing frowned and said: "Master, what you mean is that the people who are teasing me today are not those like Hao Jian and Luo Dongsheng?"
Shi Yue said: "I can only say that they are stupid monkeys."
Hearing this, Yan Jing clenched his fists and said angrily: "I understand, it is Tian Fen who is behind this, but why does this guy do this?"
Shi Yue said: "Sun Wukong is much smarter than you."
"Ah? I understand."
Yan Jing slapped the table heavily and said: "Tian Fen is trying to draw a red line between me and the black-clothed guards! How could this guy come up with such an insidious plan? This person really should not be underestimated. He must be
Get rid of it."
Shi Yue said: "Just thought of this thing? Then what?"
"Then?"
Yan Jing held her head and thought about it carefully. She was startled and asked faintly: "Is Tian Fen about to take action?"
Shi Yue casually rewarded Yan Jing with a blow to his head, and laughed and said, "Congratulations, you are smarter than Sun Wukong."
Yan Jing covered her sore forehead and said worriedly: "Tian Fen also wants to take action, what should we do? Master, do you want to kill those thousands of households first and let Tian Fen become a widowed man?"
"Bad idea."
Shi Yue said: "Although you are the emperor, you are still able to kill important officials? Do you still want to hang out in the future?"
"What should we do?"
Yan Jing said: "You can't kill? Do you have to watch Tian Fen rebel? You can only wait? Is there such a useless emperor like me?"
Shi Yue smiled: "Why are you anxious? These thousands of households are the pillars of Dayan. They cannot be killed. The only one we want to kill is Tian Fen, and I have my own way to conquer these pillars. Think about it, Tian Fen can kill these thousands of people."
I treated the household members as one of my own, and only after waiting for the trouble to start, I discovered that they are all my people. How embarrassed should Tian Fen be when he saw this scene?"
"Master, you are so despicable."
"Get lost."
"Master, if you have any good plans, tell me."
"I haven't figured it out yet, how can I tell you?"
"Master, do you care about Yin?" Yan Jing looked disdainful, "Ignore those thousands of households for now, let's talk about how Master should deal with Tian Fen."
Shi Yue said: "If I don't take action, someone else will."
"Who is it?" Yan Jing's eyes widened.
"Stupid."
Shi Yue rewarded Yan Jing with another piece of corn, snorted coldly, and said teasingly: "It's time for the little playboy to show off his skills."