Shi Yue had a strong sense of existence in his heart by teasing Youlan with a charming look.
Shi Yue looked at Sanmao who lowered his head and thoughtful, and added jealousy, "Some people, even if they are gone, are real men."
Sanmao frowned and pondered for a long time. His little hands were drawing circles on the ground, his eyes were filled with grievances, and he looked at his crotch pitifully, whispering: "Is there no other way?"
Shi Yue shook his head: "There is no other way. If you don't want to, you won't get the news about Ouyang Liufeng! If... if you are really embarrassed, then forget it, and continue to let your sister be chased."
"Don't!"
Sanmao stood up, clenched his fists, and a stern cold light shot out from his dark eyes.
Staring at Shi Yue in a daze, his mouth tightly pursed, and he said resolutely: "Brother-in-law, then you should take good care of my sister. For the sake of the master, for the sect, for the sake of my sister, and for the sake of my sister, I will accept it too..."
Shi Yue's heart trembled. Unexpectedly, Sanmao was young and had a righteous demeanor under the clever and naughty appearance.
He stretched out his thumb and exclaimed: "Sanmao, good, brother-in-law, sister is proud of you."
Sanmao sighed, touched his bird carefully, reached out to Shi Yue and said, "Brother-in-law, give me all this money?"
Shi Yue was curious: "What do you want to pay for money?"
There were tears in Sanmao's eyes: "I am still a virgin, and I have never experienced the taste of a woman! There were so many young junior sisters who threw themselves into my arms. For the sake of junior sister Caixue and for my chastity, I ruthlessly rejected them."
"Now that birds are gone, since I am a man, I can't help but taste the taste of women. If you give me tens of thousands of taels of silver, I will go to the slim waist pavilion and sleep on the womb in the Huamanlou. If you sleep with ten or eight, it will be a man."
Shi Yue and Youlan heard this and looked at each other, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Sanmao looked aggrieved: "I'm going to be a eunuch. Why are you an adulterer and a silver wife so happy? Okay, do you think I'm in the way and get me away? You two can do whatever you want?"
"Ph... what nonsense!"
Youlan pulled Sanmao to the edge of the bed, touched his little head, tears flashed in her eyes, and sighed: "Sanmao has grown up, Sanmao is a famous man, sister is so happy..."
"Sister, why are you crying?" Sanmao also cried: "If I lose my bird, will I become a woman like Sister?"
ah?
Youlan was stunned for a moment, but she didn't expect Sanmao to ask such a tricky question.
Shi Yue pulled Sanmao over, rubbed his little head randomly, and smiled and said, "Sanmao, you are a real little man. My brother-in-law lied to you just now! Who dares to cut your bird? My brother-in-law took his bird down and picked it up for you, what are you afraid of?"
ah?
What was going on? Sanmao looked at Shi Yue and Qingmei Youlan with a puzzled look on his face, and vaguely felt that he had been fooled by the two of them...
Youlan covered her mouth and said angrily to Sanmao: "The bad guy is playing tricks on you! Haven't you seen it yet? Who dares to attack my Sanmao? Can I, a sister, spare him?"
Sanmao looked at Shi Yue again and said expectantly: "Brother-in-law, are you kidding me?"
Shi Yue smiled and said, "If I dare to let you be a eunuch, your sister wouldn't have let me be a eunuch! This deal is really a loss."
"So... it turns out you lied to me...hahaha..."
Sanmao covered his bird and suddenly burst into laughter. A nervous heart finally relaxed. Looking at the "lost and regained" bird, a deep sense of happiness in his heart inexplicably.
Men, it’s the happiest thing to have birds…
Waiting for Sanmao's excitement to pass, Shi Yue said: "In a few days, find a suitable opportunity. I will send you into the palace. You are young, have no signs of men, have no beard, and have a very crisp voice. Judging from the appearance alone, you will not be discovered."
"I will look for the old eunuch you saw today. If you walk the way for you, you can be a fake eunuch without having to clean yourself. And my little apprentice eunuch can take care of you."
Sanmao thought of the gloomy expression of the grandfather Sun's smile, trembling, and said aggrievedly: "Is he... reliable? Will he be slanderous to his brother-in-law and be true to me?"
"Will your brother-in-law still lie to you?" Shi Yue snorted and said, "If you become a little eunuch, you must secretly approach Concubine Jing, try to do things by her, and then take the opportunity to get information about Ouyang Liufeng."
"But remember not to let anyone know about this, even the eunuch Sun and the little eunuch cannot know about it, otherwise there will be big trouble."
When Sanmao heard this, he nodded repeatedly, with a red light on his face that "the great responsibility is given to this man."
Shi Yue looked at Sanmao's excited expression and couldn't help but come forward and instructed again: "There is another point, you must remember that there are many palace maids in the palace, all of whom are pretty faces and gorgeous skin, and they are all fascinating beauty embryos. You little pervert, don't attract bees and butterflies randomly. If you cause trouble like Ouyang Liufeng, you will disappear."
Sanmao patted his chest and curled his lips, "Brother-in-law, I only have Junior Sister Caixue in my heart, Humph... You treat me as such a fickle! Mrs. Jiu who eats delicious food and salivates at my sister, you are the real big radish."
Shi Yue was told to the point and really wanted to catch him and beat him up, but thinking about Sanmao's righteous appearance just now, he was embarrassed to start.
Youlan pouted her little mouth, and her face was red and her ears were hot when Sanmao squeezed her. The touch was taken away just now. She was so angry that she pinched and twisted at him, "Sanmao, you can't spit out ivory in your mouth. I want to see who dares to eat me?"
As he spoke, his eyebrows and eyes were clear and he glanced at Shi Yue secretly, with the excitement of expectation hidden in his eyes.
Shi Yue nodded in his heart when he listened to Sanmao, and blinked at Sanmao again, "But, don't be too pretentious. If any palace maid hooks away your soul, don't rush to force the king to take the blame. Let me tell my brother-in-law first, my brother-in-law will help you with whatever happens..."
"Really?"
Sanmao jumped three feet high, his face shining with excitement, his eyes dripping around, Qiqi Aiai said, "Good brother-in-law, what should I do if I fall in love with the Emperor's Imperial Concubine?"
"I told you everything, I can only be a palace maid!"
Shi Yue snorted coldly, "If you dare to make a name for those imperial concubines, then your little bird will really not be able to be saved. My brother-in-law will destroy his relatives for justice..."
Sanmao was scared and dared not have any inappropriate thoughts again!
Looking at Shi Yue, Youlan and his two faces were filled with bad smiles. Sanmao leaned against Youlan with deep intentions and snorted: "Sister, if I really enter the palace, you and your brother-in-law will be much more free!"
Youlan was trying to figure out what Sanmao meant, but she heard Sanmao wink at her and whisper to her: "I'm leaving, my sister's chance is here. You can seduce your brother-in-law and pretend to be a scene of being forced to the slap in the face of being forced to the lord!"
The sound was not loud or small, but Shi Yue could hear it...
"Sanmao, is my sister that crazy?" Youlan stood up and pushed Sanmao to the ground.
Looking at Shi Yue giggling, his little face blushed, and the sky was filled with red clouds: "Why are you laughing? You are not a good thing either, be careful of my silver needle... Get out quickly."
Shi Yue was about to leave, Youlan covered her plump chest and said softly: "Bad guy, wait... help me correct my ribs before leaving..."
The soft voice and sweet Shi Yue's bones were so crispy.
He grabbed Sanmao's neck casually, threw it out, and then closed the door...