Shi Yue left the soft and fragrant body of the girl and finally pulled back to reality from her beautiful fantasy.
Looking at the little girl's face, which was still angry, but still had a bookish aura, she sighed sadly: "Miss, I'm really sorry. I just lost my mind and treated you as another woman..."
"Hmph... What a fake excuse, are you pretending to meet me?" Xiao Niuer didn't understand Shi Yue's thoughts, and subconsciously regarded him as a bold and arrogant bad guy!
Seeing Shi Yue's face turned red and he was about to go, there was a little melancholy in his expression. When she felt soft, she wanted to give way to Shi Yue.
But looking at his clear eyes, although red, there was a hint of joy. After a change of thought, he felt that it was Deng Tuzi who deliberately disguised himself as he deceived him.
The girl opened her arms unwillingly, blocked Shi Yue's way, and said, "Let me explain it clearly, do you admit that you are a disciple?"
"Miss, I'm really not a disciple..." Shi Yue stopped, bored around the side, so he didn't mind quarrel with her.
"You still don't admit it? You can correct your mistakes, and it's great to be good! You don't learn well at a young age and still feel so righteous, don't you feel ashamed?"
Shi Yue didn't want to argue with her. Listening to the girl's soft and soft voice with magnetic voice, he felt very comfortable, just like a yellow oriole singing happily.
The girl didn't stop talking, and the cherry mouth grew lotus flowers. She talked about the great truth in a long and long way, but she didn't feel tired.
Shi Yue, who said nothing, finally said, "Miss, are you a teacher?"
"How do you know?" Xiao Niu'er didn't expect the man in front of her to see through her profession, and she felt a little surprised.
Shi Yue shrugged disdainfully: "Thank you for your teachings, I remember it in my heart. Can I leave now? My ears are calloused."
"Don't leave!"
The girl was reluctant to give in, her eyes widened, and she stared at Shi Yue straight: "What's your attitude? I kindly tell you the truth about being a human being, why do you still think it's in front of you? Just like you are a careless person, if it's my student, I will slap your palm hard."
Shi Yue reached out and said, "Then you fight! I'll leave after the fight. I don't want to owe you anything."
"You...you are really hopeless." Although Xiao Niu'er was well-educated, she looked at Shi Yue's big hand and wanted to take the folding fan and hit it hard.
He also felt that Shi Yue was not his student, and he beat someone for no reason and did not match the style of a scholar, so he let it go angrily.
"Are you reluctant to fight?" Shi Yue smiled: "You reluctant to fight, I'll help you fight!"
He reached out and grabbed Xiao Niu'er's white wrist, ignored Xiao Niu'er's almost powerless struggle, aimed the folding fan at the palm of his hand, and waved it twice.
Slap...
Looking at the two red rafters on the palm of his hand, Shi Yue said disapprovingly: "Okay, you hit me now and have calculated it. We have already reached the level. Should we let me go, right?"
"You... are making trouble! Who... who asked you to grab my hand?" The girl took out her handkerchief and wiped her wrists that were scratched by Shi Yue. She stared at her red eyes, but she still held back her anger and did not scratch Shi Yue's face.
"The saint said: Do not look at me without courtesy, do not touch me if you are not close. Why do you stare at me unruly? Why do you grab my hand without my consent? Do you know that men and women are not close to each other? You are not virtuous or qualities, and you have no cultivation and are so despicable. You must change..."
As he spoke, he was full of long and long stories. Shi Yue felt his head wide, and suddenly remembered Tang Monk in "A Chinese Odyssey" in his previous life.
This girl was so mean and preached, it was really a good match for Tang Monk. Or Tang Monk had to find a small rope to hang himself after listening to the girl's long speech?
Shi Yue frowned tightly, his head swollen, and he begged for mercy politely: "Auntie, I know I'm wrong. I repent and reborn from now on, and become a new person..."
Seeing Shi Yue surrender and bowing respectfully to her, Xiao Niu'er finally showed a proud smile on her face: Who said that scholars cannot kill people?
Isn’t this agile guy also surrendered by his own hard work?
When Shi Yue saw the cunning look in the eyes of the girl, he knew that he had been fooled. Oh... it was too early to admit his mistake. This girl was testing me, but I was in a state of confusion and could not stand it.
Mistake! Mistake...
Shi Yue shook his head repeatedly and tried to leave. The girl stretched out her arms to stop him and raised her chin: "Don't leave."
"Auntie, I admit my mistake. What else do you want me?"
The girl pouted and said, "Tell me, who did the poem you just recited came from?"
This girl is indeed a scholar, and she is obsessed with that poem after all!
Shi Yue knew that the little girl was singing when she was urinating. He curled his lips, raised his head, stroked his hair proudly, and said with his chest: "It's what I'm doing! Hehe... It's three thousand feet down, and it's suspected that the Milky Way fell to the sky. Isn't it very appropriate? In the blink of an eye, it became..."
"You're so shameless!"
The girl finally couldn't stand Shi Yue's bragging, and stood up in a fierce manner, almost touching his cheek, and taught a lesson: "If a young man doesn't learn well, he knows it, but he doesn't know it. How could a disciple like you make such a magnificent poem?"
"You are obviously a soldier, but you are going to pretend to be a literati. Are you embarrassed? Are you embarrassed? Are you embarrassed?
Listening to the girl's humiliation, Shi Yue finally felt disdainful in his heart: Why did this girl's mouth look like a knife? I just recited a poem casually, why did she embarrass the black guard?
Shi Yue was angry and said angrily: "What's wrong? Girl, don't you believe me? Do you have to let me write a rude poem to listen to?"
The girl disdained and slapped her pink mouth and said shyly: "You are a soldier. Even if you want to write a rude poem, I'm afraid you won't have that ability!"
Shi Yue was aroused by Xiao Niu'er's unreasonable preaching, and felt more aggrieved, and snorted, "
Back then, he urinated three feet in front of the wind.
Now the shoes are wet.
I never have to rest for a night,
I used my hands to pick it up in March.”
"Shameless man! A vulgar embryo!" The little girl'er's face turned red with shame when she heard this.
Although she is an unconventional woman, after reading too much, how could she not understand the rude meaning of Shi Yue's words?
But she never thought that Shi Yue could really recite such a rude but philosophical poem!
Could it be that this kid is a talented soldier?
"Miss, are you trusting this time? Whether it is elegant or rude, I just need to be so surprised?"
"You know, there are people outside of people and there is heaven outside of heaven. Maybe you will meet a beggar on the road, dressed as the Jade Emperor? Although I am a soldier, I have a lot of connotations..."
Shi Yue was annoyed and ran back in a constant stream.
The girl blushed, endured Shi Yue's intentional sarcasm, covered her hot ears, and shook her head and said, "Okay, you are a naughty, you will do a rude poem based on your naughty and dirty urination behavior just now. If you do it well, even if I see the wrong person."
"What's the difficulty?" Shi Yue chanted: "
One boo two boo three boo four boo,
Five, six, seven, eight,
Nine shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shi Yue "shushed" here and looked at Xiao Nu'er's blushing cheeks with a smirk.
The girl thought he couldn't do it, so she stared at her eyes and said shyly: "What are you swearing? You can't swear, are you revealing it?"
Shi Yue laughed loudly, and was not teasing her, and chanted: "
One boo two boo three boo four boo,
Five, six, seven, eight,
Nine shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Splashing into the ditch to moisten the flower skin!”
"Splashing into the ditch to moisten the skin?" Xiao Niuer thought a lot in her heart, touched her charming cheeks, and reacted, and finally couldn't help but wave her fists: "You big villain, dare you humiliate me? I'll fight with you."
Five fingers form claws and scratch towards Shi Yue!