How could Shi Yue have thought that this woman who was so beautiful that people would salivate would fall out of love faster than turning the pages of a book? The corner of his mouth curled up, showing an unpredictable smile: I'm so anxious, you little bitch, but you can't eat it, just walk around in circles
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While he was thinking hard about how to answer...
Madam Ninth's face changed again in the blink of an eye, her eyes suddenly flashed, revealing a narrow look, and she said with a sweet smile: "I guess you must be penniless and can't afford clothes to cover your body, right?"
"Ah?" This little girl asked herself, which play is she acting in?
Shi Yue was happy to be at ease, and nodded pretending to be depressed: "Beauty, you are so right, I am so broke, and my underwear was all stolen..."
Beauty?
Tsk...what a unique title!
Falling from the sky, there is a sense of beauty everywhere, it is really fun and tight.
Madam Ninth smiled in her heart, and said in a persuasive way: "You are so poor that you can't open the door. You want to enter the Xiong Mansion to be a guard. The doorman looks down on you as a poor person and won't let you in, so you sneaked in secretly."
Come in, yes or no?"
Ah? Be a bodyguard?
Shi Yue was immediately surrounded by Madam Ninth, and he waved his hands hurriedly: "No... I don't want to be a guard..."
Hearing this, Mrs. Ninth hurriedly stamped the three-inch golden lotus. Huanen's cheeks were filled with blushing doubts, and she shouted in a sweet voice: "Come here, this person breaks into the Xiong Mansion without permission, and I will beat him to death with a stick!"
More than a dozen boys, wielding knives and clubs, came to kill with grinning teeth...
Oh my god! Who are you trying to scare?
When I show off my power, you all have to lie on the ground and cry for father and mother. Shi Yue clenched his fists and a trace of disdain flashed at the corner of his mouth.
Just when he was feeling unyielding, there was a rumble in his stomach - he was actually hungry!
A very cruel reality lay before Shi Yue's eyes:
He knew nothing about this dynasty, and his mind was filled with blanks. Now that he has traveled here, what should he eat, what should he wear, what should he look like?
Not to mention, my stomach is growling with hunger, where can I go to get food? We can't cover our faces and rob people on the road, right? We are a good young man who has contributed to society!
Well... let's find a place to settle down first, sort out our thoughts, and then make further calculations later.
Thinking of this, Shi Yue changed his smile and waved his hands repeatedly: "Beauty, you misunderstood. I just wanted to be a bodyguard of the Xiong Mansion. I just fell a big somersault. I was so dizzy that I forgot...
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He smiled and stared at the beauty in ancient costume wearing tulle in front of him, smelled the faint fragrance of bamboo, and thought about it:
This little girl has big breasts and buttocks, and skin as good as snow. How can she be such a disaster to the country and the people? Especially that flower-like smile, it’s so charming! It makes people’s hearts itch and gives rise to the urge to commit crimes.
"I'm just telling you! I don't believe you are unwilling to serve as my lady's personal bodyguard!"
When Madam Ninth saw Shi Yue's appearance, a playful and proud look flashed between her eyebrows. She waved her sleeves, and a group of boys rolled down with swords, guns and sticks.
What? To be a bodyguard for the curvy little girl in front of me? Or a personal bodyguard...
Shi Yue couldn't help rolling his eyes, thinking about having to follow a fragrant beautiful woman around every day, and his scalp was numb: "Your sister! My hard days are here again. Even if I travel through time, I still have to deal with such a beautiful woman."
Dealing with a pretty chick is so scary!
Humph... I'll quickly change my job once I figure out the path.
The dim-eyed Butler Wang coughed lightly, narrowed his eyes and asked: "Shi Yue, do you know martial arts?"
"I won't, I..."
Before Shi Yue finished speaking, Butler Wang waved his hands helplessly and said, dumbfounded: "How can you be a bodyguard if you don't know martial arts? I'll reward you with some money, so hurry up and get out..."
"It doesn't matter if you don't know martial arts, what I value most is loyalty!" Madam Ninth actually took the initiative to block Shi Yue's knife, with her charming eyes and a narrow smile floating on his solid chest.
Come and float.
A playful voice surged up from the bottom of my heart: Big liar! Those muscles are as hard as iron and glow with a bronze luster. Who would believe you if you say you don’t know martial arts? I will not be fooled by you!
She walked up to Shi Yue and encouraged her boldly: "What other skills do you have? Let me see you. If you are not good at martial arts, why don't you come up with some literary skills? Why don't you write a poem to open everyone's eyes?"
Composing poetry?
Okay, my hands will be so wet that I will scare you to death.
Shi Yue turned around and looked around, and saw the clear water of Minghu Lake rippling in the wind on the left side of the courtyard, and a big toad playing playfully on the lotus. He felt it was doubly interesting, so he chanted: "
Daming Lake, Minghu is big;
There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake;
There are toads on the lotuses;
One poke! One jump!"
As soon as this poem came out, it was shocking! The maid, old woman, and housekeeper stood there silently, at a loss; the bear with a broken rib had just woken up, and when he heard this poem, he felt excited, rolled his eyes, and fainted again.
Die.
"Giggle..."
When everything was silent and silent, a burst of crisp laughter came out leisurely from Madam Ninth's cherry mouth, like the sound of nature, teasing the heartstrings.
She was holding her belly, laughing so hard that her hair was trembling, and her temples were fluffy.
The plump and warm mass on the chest sways with the charm of the figure, shaking violently, exuding dynamic vitality, soft and straight, it is spectacular!
Shi Yue scratched his scalp with a look of disdain: Girl, just smile if you want! But why do you smile so gracefully? But you still smile at me...
The old housekeeper was so shocked by Shi Yue that he dropped his crotch and wet his pants: This poem can kill people!
He tremblingly took out the silver, closed his eyes and kept urging: "Shi Yue, I have ten taels of silver here. You can eat and drink for two months without worrying about it. Hurry up and disappear in front of my eyes!"
Shi Yue also knew that he would not be able to serve as a bodyguard at the age of 19, because this Qiu Ba poem was too earth-shattering.
However, a crooked poem and blackmailing ten taels of silver are so damn powerful!
He quickly took the money and ran out shirtless. Before leaving, he cast a nostalgic glance at Madam Ninth: Busty girl, Brother Shi, see you again!
"Hey... don't run away, stop him!" When Madam Ninth saw her handsome brother trying to escape, she became so anxious that her face turned red, she beat her chest and stamped her feet, and hurriedly said something to stop him.
More than a dozen boys swarmed up and surrounded him.
Brat, a poem made me sick and want to run away? Let’s see how we deal with you! All the boys were waiting for Madam Ninth’s order to spread their arms and rush towards this arrogant savage.
Shi Yue saw the young men gearing up, looking as if they were sure to defeat him. He felt a little angry in his heart. He clenched his fists and bit his lips. A cold light suddenly flashed in his eyes.
Not good! There is murderous intent!
The boys looked at each other in fear, but they didn't know where the murderous intent came from. They just felt the cold breath slipping across their cheeks, their hearts trembled, and they all involuntarily took a big step back.
Madam Ninth moved the three-inch golden lotus and hurriedly ran to Shi Yue.
Opening his arms to bully Shuang Saixue, like an eagle guarding a chicken, he stared at Shi Yue closely and said angrily: "Why are you running away? Is this lady so ugly when she smiles?"
She has an excellent figure and a small face, only half a head apart from Shi Yue.
Their eyes were facing each other, barely ten inches apart. The beautiful eyes were filled with sparkles, staring at Shi Yue unblinkingly and boldly.
Shi Yue could almost see the traces of water in her eyes, which were soul-stirring, her lips parted, and her warm breath blew on his ears, tickling and tingling.
Her tenderness and anger made Shi Yue feel hot in his heart.
He didn't dare to look any further, so he lowered his head slightly, and what he saw was a deep groove vaguely extending from the middle of the plump chest, which was so white that it dazzled the eyes and exuded a charming aura.
The seductive scene in front of him is enough to make any man's blood boil. Even if he has undergone rigorous training, he cannot escape his instinctive reaction.
"Beauty...don't...don't be like this..." Shi Yue yelled softly, but tried his best to control his panic emotions.