The old Taoist is still unfinished, and seems to be very fond of this pair.
After closing her eyes and meditating for a long time, she finally came to her senses. Her face seemed to be unfurling with excitement. She asked Madam Ninth with a smile: "Female donor, what do you want to calculate?"
The Ninth Lady kept silent for a long time, with a blush on her face, and said to Shi Yue: "Little Shitou, are you hot? First... go out and cool down first!"
Shi Yue was reluctant: "How can that happen? I am your personal guard and I want to protect your safety...it's not hot at all..." Madam Ninth refused to listen to his nonsense and pushed him to the door.
Outside, he warned: "Don't eavesdrop!" and closed the door.
What on earth is this little girl going to say? She won't let me listen! Shi Yue was confused and stood under the eaves with his arms folded, watching the afterglow of the setting sun.
Madam Ninth felt anxious and said softly: "Old fairy, I want to ask...ask me...where is my lifelong happiness?"
"Please write a word!" The old Taoist seemed to have a clear understanding of Madam Ninth's thoughts. He smiled slightly and asked the little Taoist boy to get the pen, ink, paper and inkstone for Madam Ninth.
Madam Ninth thought for a moment and wrote the word "broken" on it.
The old Taoist glanced at it and couldn't help but laugh, and said thoughtfully: "It seems that the donor has already made an idea in his mind."
"Old god, please speak frankly!"
The old Taoist looked at the word "broken" and said with profound meaning: "There are only two ways to break the shackles and escape from the prison. First, you must see through the world and have a face that is not afraid of being criticized by the world; second, you must have a weapon that is willing to be used by you to do anything for you.
You protect me! Looking at the word 'broken', it is composed of 'stone' and 'skin'. The stone is a sharp weapon and the skin is a strong belief. The donor can think of this word, which shows that his wish is fulfilled!"
"Old god, are you serious?"
"How can a poor man lie to others?"
"Who is that sharp weapon?" Mrs. Ninth's eyes flashed with sharpness.
The old Taoist said mysteriously: "The donor knows it in his heart, does he still need to explain it to me?"
Madam Ninth's heart moved, and Shi Yue's solid figure and masculine appearance slipped into her mind: Could it be that my handsome brother is really the ideal husband given to me by God?
Shi Yue's knock sounded outside the door: "Open the door quickly, it's so dark and scary outside! If you don't open it, I'm going to break in..." Before the little Taoist boy could open the door, there was only a loud "clang" sound.
There was a sound, and a door had been kicked away by Shi Yue and split into two halves.
"You are so hot-tempered, why are you barging in here?" Madam Ninth rolled her eyes.
Shi Yue scratched his scalp and said with a smile: "I don't know why, but I felt panicked and felt that Madam Ninth was talking about me..."
"Don't talk nonsense, I...how could I talk about you for nothing?" Mrs. Ninth's face was angry, but her heart was pounding. Could it be that my handsome brother and I have such a tacit understanding?
He turned around and looked at the dilapidated door, and said apologetically: "The door was kicked in, but what can I do?"
The little Taoist boy looked worried, squatting next to the door, shrugging his shoulders, and actually squeezed out tears: "Master, the door has been kicked in. This is a treasure passed down by the ancestors of the ancestors.
Ah! It was so valuable, why was it destroyed like this?"
The old Taoist frowned and shouted: "Don't cry. Money is something external to the body. If it breaks, it will break. What's the big deal?"
Shi Yue sneered in his heart: This pair of big and small magicians are here to extort money again. I will never give you the money I took from you...
Mrs. Ninth was so happy that the old Taoist had solved her problem. She took out a banknote from her arms and handed it to the little Taoist boy. She said with relief: "Little brother, don't cry. It's all because of the big brother. Big sister will be cruel when she goes back."
I will repair it for you, here is a thousand taels of silver notes, keep it well and repair that door again!"
The little Taoist boy reached out and grabbed the banknote in his hand, but he still knelt on the ground and cried loudly: "Oh my door, how can a thousand taels of silver be worthy of your worth!"
Shi Yue was so angry that he didn't even fight. After all, he was deceived by this little Taoist boy. Seeing Madam Ninth's kindness, she seemed to want to pay for it again.
He hurriedly took the first step, squatted next to the ear of the boy on the path, and whispered in a sinister voice: "Calf nose, isn't a thousand taels of silver enough? If you dare to pretend to blackmail money again, huh... then break the door, that's what you will end up with, I will
Put your foot down and kick it in half!"
The little Taoist boy stuck out his tongue in surprise, shed his tears, and his mournful little face immediately turned cloudy, revealing a harmless smile.
Damn, your face-changing skills are so authentic. Have you ever been in the Qingcheng sect?
When I was feeling strong, a faint scent of orchid came again. I looked back and saw that the old man was constantly rubbing his withered palms. I thought that the scent of orchid must be coming from his sleeves.
It's also strange that Shi Yue's nose is so sharp, just like a police dog, he can also distinguish the slightest bit of fragrance.
When crouching down, his eyesight was at the same level as the old Taoist's sleeves. Inadvertently, he could just see the snow-white skin inside the sleeves. He admired the alluring scenery hidden inside twice. Shi Yue was already sure that this tough-nosed old Taoist was.
Dressed up by a woman!
Shi Yue was still very curious about the wonderful performance of the old Taoist just now. He stood up and approached him. His eyes were full of narrowness and he said: "Old god... no... old god, can you do it for me?"
Last hexagram?"
The old Taoist seemed to be quite hostile to Shi Yue's evil eyes, or he was resentful for ruining the good thing of extorting money! He snorted and said disdainfully: "I only calculate fortunes once a year. The donor wants to tell fortunes, but he still has to wait.
next year."
You have a good temper even though you are a smart old man? Huh... In front of me, no matter how angry you are, you have to hold it in.
Shi Yue circled around the old Taoist twice and said mysteriously: "Old immortal, I am not very talented, but I want to count your life for you. What do you think?"
The old Taoist frowned, an uneasy look flashed in his eyes, "I would like to hear your advice!"
Shi Yue smiled happily, leaned down next to the old Taoist's ear, and said in a very low voice: "I just calculated with my fingers, you, the old Taoist, are actually a female!"
The veteran seemed to be unaccustomed to such a close distance. His ears felt itchy and numb, and he subconsciously dodged to the side. When he heard Shi Yue say such words, he couldn't help but be stunned, and his originally confused and narrow eyes were filled with panic.
The boss shot out a stunning and enchanting shot, but then he seemed to realize something and hurriedly took it back.
"How about it, old fairy, am I right?" Shi Yue paced leisurely, looking like he had learned the truth.
The old Taoist sighed, a smile secretly appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said with a pun: "Donor, the secret of heaven must not be revealed, but since the benefactor wants to predict the future, I will make an exception and give you another divination!"
Shi Yue nodded with satisfaction! If I had known this, why did I do it in the first place? You know, brother, I don’t like catching people’s tails the most...
The old Taoist coughed lightly: "Donor, please write an inscription!"
Shi Yue thought for a while and actually wrote the word "broken".
Madam Ninth looked over and couldn't help but feel embarrassed, thinking that Shi Yue had just overheard the conversation between her and the old Taoist, so she wrote a bad word, and felt embarrassed and ashamed in her heart.
He stepped forward and pinched his waist hard, and said coquettishly: "Smelly stone, you are really dishonest, why are you eavesdropping?"
Shi Yue grinned and said with a wry smile: "Mrs. Ninth, why do you use domestic violence indiscriminately? Where did I eavesdrop?"
"Domestic violence? Who is your family?" Mrs. Ninth's retracted little hand couldn't help but pinch Shi Yue's thick waist again. Seeing him grinning in pain, her heart was beating wildly!
Seeing that he denied eavesdropping on her conversation, and his expressions did not seem to be fake, I secretly wondered how things could be such a coincidence, and the two of them actually wrote the word "break" at the same time?
Could it be...that there is some divine will in the dark?
When the old man saw the word "broken" at first, he stared in surprise, opened his mouth, and raised his head blankly. He remained motionless for a long time, and his withered head seemed unable to move.
Chapter completed!