Chapter 269 Don't cry when you don't see the coffin
Yan Jing was startled and couldn't help but scream in surprise: "Sanmao, you are cruel enough..."
Sanmao had a good idea at first. He used to lift his vaginal legs and subdued Xiao Jingjing. Then he took the silver note and left casually, picking up girls and playing with girls!
However, I suddenly thought of the funny thing, Xiao Jingjing's body structure was the same as myself.
He is not a man at all, he doesn't have that treasure in his crotch.
Then won’t my penis pulling out my vaginal leg lose its effectiveness?
Sanmao is in a state of grievance!
A magical scene appeared...
I saw that as soon as I touched Xiao Jingjing's crotch, Xiao Jingjing wailed exaggeratedly, covered her crotch and rolled around the ground. Her painful appearance seemed to be like he really had that thing.
Pack!
Just pretend for me!
Sanmao looked at Xiao Jingjing with his hands behind his back and said disdainfully: "What are you pretending? You are a eunuch. There is no seductive thing in your crotch. How can you hurt? I just lost the situation and want to pay the debt. Don't you want to give me money? Sanmao, I am a lot of adults. At worst, I just don't want money!"
As he spoke, he squatted down again, looked at Yan Jing's eyes and couldn't help but burst into tears, and said with a look of praise: "I said Xiao Jingjing, your acting skills are really good, your voice and affection are both rich, more realistic than Sanmao, I act."
"Just this, you really make me look at you with admiration. If I hadn't been in a hurry to pick up girls now, I would have really wanted to learn from you and learn some real skills!"
After saying that, he turned around and wanted to leave!
Yan Jing rolled in pain, and her face was filled with tears.
How did he expect Sanmao to use such a heavy technique?
Yan Jing wailed and shouted, "Little Russian, don't leave. Come back for me. Who said I was pretending? I didn't act, you...you are responsible for me!"
Sanmao looked at Yan Jing relentlessly, and then pouted and walked back.
Sanmao squatted down, looked at Yan Jing, and said disdainfully: "Little Jingjing, are you crazy? Are you a eunuch? Do you know? What is the eunuch missing? You don't know!"
"To be honest, who else has that thing in the entire palace except the emperor? No matter how much you pretend to be, you are still a little eunuch who is not good at it!"
"I'm gonna..."
Yan Jing spat fiercely and choked and said, "I have it, I just have it. Do you believe it or not? I just have it..."
Sanmao was furious and kicked Yan Jing in the ass, and said timidly: "Xiao Jingjing, I originally thought that you are my brother-in-law and apprentice, so I will give you some face!"
"But you won't cry until you see the coffin, okay! I'll just take your pants off and take a closer look, wouldn't it be fine?"
Yan Jing’s dignified emperor, how dare you let others take off your pants?
If it spreads out in the future, how can he, the emperor, behave?
Yan Jing grabbed her pants and rolled around the ground, not letting Yan Jing take her pants, and for a moment she didn't feel how painful it was in the crotch...
The more Yan Jing refused to let Sanmao take off her pants, the more Sanmao felt that Xiao Jingjing was lying, wronging herself, and Wuniao drew an elephant's trunk and pretending to behave.
Sanmao refused to give in and started a hand-to-hand battle with Yan Jing.
Slowly...
After all, Sanmao took the lead.
When Sanmao took off Yan Jing's underwear and saw the soft stuff in Yan Jing's crotch, she couldn't help but look pale and stood there blankly.
Yan Jing was both angry and ashamed. Taking advantage of Sanmao's insanity, he kicked Sanmao hard in the crotch.
Now it was Sanmao's turn to roll around the ground, and his face was full of vigor!
Yan Jing held his pants while looking at Sanmao who was crying and tragically, and said with qi: "It should be! I don't believe me. When did I tell lies?"
Sanmao had a pain for a long time before finally urging his internal breath and suppressing the severe pain.
He sat on the ground with a look of surprise, looked at Yan Jing and said in a daze: "Who are you? Why are you in your crotch? "
Yan Jing blushed and said angrily: "You asked knowingly, don't you remember what you said just now? You said that only the emperor has that thing in the entire palace. If you don't have that thing, there is that thing. Who do you think I am?"
Sanmao widened his eyes and Qiqiai Ai said, "Xiao Jingjing, don't tell me, you are the little emperor who is shitty, everyone despises him, and flowers suffer from flowers..."
"You fart!"
Yan Jing took advantage of Sanmao's moment of being stunned and stretched out his foot, and returned the kick that kicked Sanmao on his butt, and said angrily: "It's true that I am the emperor, but where is anyone despised by others and the flowers suffer when they see flowers? It should be loved by others, and is it okay for flowers to bloom when they see flowers?"
Sanmao is really stupid this time!
No wonder this kid has a slight sense of kingly demeanor! He is so arrogant, even the general manager, Eunuch Sun, is so afraid of him?
Your sister!
Xiao Jingjing turned out to be really the emperor.
Sanmao looked dark and felt uneasy.
Thinking about how many old punches I have hit Yan Jing these days.
Today, Yan Jing’s baby was kicked again. It doesn’t matter if he kicked it, but he was afraid that he would be kicked and would not be able to give birth to a dragon seed, which would be difficult to deal with!
Moreover, I also became a palace maid!
This is a serious crime...
In principle, except for the Empress Dowager, the rest of the women in the palace are the emperor's women.
Oh my God! I actually drew the emperor's woman in front of the emperor. I was so brave. How cool it would be!
Sanmao thought about the heroic deeds he had done, and couldn't help but feel numb!
If you take out any of these sins, it is a serious crime of murder and the saying of destroying the nine clans.
Brother-in-law, where did you receive such a bastard apprentice? Isn’t this leaving me with nowhere to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth?
Thinking of this, Sanmao stood up.
He didn't even say hello to Yan Jing, but he swung his little arm and ran away in a hurry.
Yan Jing sat on the ground without moving, scaring Sanmao: "Where are you running? This is the palace, and there are big guards everywhere, and I have my eyeliner. If you run away, you will chop you into meat paste."
My God!
Chop it into meat paste, how can it be?
Sanmao was so scared that he stopped quickly, and cold sweat broke out from his forehead.
Yan Jing sat on the ground, laughed and said proudly: "Little Russian, are you afraid? Hurry up, kowtow to me, I might spare your life..."
kowtow?
At the critical moment, Sanmao was panicked, but he did not lose his mind...
Sanmao sorted out his clues, thought for a while, and had a trick on his mind!
He suppressed the panic in his heart and calmed down as usual: "I'm afraid of nothing! Xiao Yanjing, I can tell you that the more Shi is your master, the more Shi Yue is also his brother-in-law."
"Does my sister know? She was as beautiful as a fairy. She was fascinated by my brother-in-law on the bed and was dying. Shi Yue loved the house and the Wuwu. He attached great importance to me, my brother-in-law!"
"If you dare to kill me, just wait for my brother-in-law to turn against you? Maybe in anger, I will pull your head down as a chamber pot. Do you believe it?"
After Sanmao finished speaking, he stared at Yan Jing straight at him. Although his face was calm and normal, his heart was pounding and stuck in his throat, as if he would jump out if he accidentally did.
But I was thinking in my heart: Will this guy Yan Jing eat this trick?
Cheap brother-in-law, my life is in your hands, you have to be strong...