Chapter 1: A fist as big as a sandbag
"Dare I ask my brother's name?" Shi Yue asked, cupping his fists.
"Are you worthy?" The guard seemed to be quite unhappy with Shi Yue, his eyes full of hostility. He stood up and walked up to him. He was actually half a head taller than Shi Yue. He looked down at Shi Yue and said with disdain.
: "I was the one who found the golden necklace under that maid's pillow. What's wrong? You guys, do you still have any objections?"
Damn your sister! This person is so arrogant right in front of me!
Shi Yue controlled the anger that was about to erupt and still smiled slightly: "Brother, didn't you lie?"
"You...you fart!" A cunning look flashed in the big man's eyes, he rolled his eyes a few times, and roared menacingly: "Which birdman in this world dares to accuse me, the Titanic Tiger, of lying? My fists are as big as sandbags.
Hit him down and smash his head to pieces!" As he spoke, he kept shaking his iron fist in front of Shi Yue and sneered: "Are you afraid, you guy? Hehe... you must be afraid!"
"That tiger, I'm really a little scared!" Shi Yue was still smiling, but the strange look in Zhentian Tiger's eyes just now was caught by him, and he already understood the matter in his heart.
The general truth.
Madam Ninth, sister Xier, watch Brother Shitou undress the cow for you!
He was not humble and said with a smile on his face: "Since you didn't lie, then lead me in and point out to me the specific location where Jin Chuan was found and the specific scene. As long as it is consistent with the truth, Madam Ninth and I will enforce the law impartially."
, do you think it’s okay to hand over this little girl who stole things to the eldest lady?”
The eldest lady looked excited: "Are you serious?" But in her heart, she thought that this was Shi Yue trying to please her in disguise.
Shi Yue patted his chest and said, "Of course it's true. Which bird in the world dares to accuse me, Little Shitou, of lying? I'll hit him with a fist as big as a sandbag and smash his head to pieces!"
He imitated Zhentianhu's original words and blew the air, which made everyone laugh out loud.
The First Lady looked at the Ninth Lady with disdain and snorted: "You heard what your guard said just now, do you agree?"
Mrs. Ninth tilted her head and looked at Shi Yue, and saw him winking at her with a funny look. She felt more friendly and warmed to her heart. She nodded and said, "Just follow what Shi Yue said!"
With the approval of the two hostesses, Shi Yue carried the brocade box and walked into Xi'er's boudoir together with Zhentianhu, who was half a head taller than him.
As soon as he entered the house, Shi Yue smelled the aroma of a girl's home, which was faint and lingering. With the dim light, he looked around and saw that the house was in a mess with debris everywhere. It was obvious that he had just experienced a shock.
The baptism of Shan Hu and others.
As soon as Zhenshanhu entered the house, he started causing havoc. He strode to the head of the bed, threw the pillow on the ground, and made a very arrogant posture. He said in a loud voice: "You guy, look carefully.
When I entered the room, I just opened the pillow and found that the little girl had hidden the gold bracelet here. It's that simple. Is there anything to explain?"
He was talking to himself, but did not see Shi Yue's figure. Looking back, he saw Shi Yue leaning casually at the door, staring at him with a smile.
Zhenshan Hu was furious: "You ****, did you even listen to what Master Hu was saying? In short, the damn witnesses and physical evidence are all there, there is nothing to quibble about, come on, come on! Come with me to see the eldest lady for business
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When you speak, you have to rush out.
Shi Yue stretched out his arms to block the door. There was a bit of coldness in his smile. He lowered his voice and shook his head: "What the hell, your acting skills are really bad!"
Zhenshanhu was stunned for a moment, not understanding the meaning of Shi Yue's words.
Shi Yue had to explain like a mother-in-law: "Why are you pretending to be stupid? Why are you pretending to be stupid? How could a thief be so stupid? Is it just that the stolen goods were placed in such a conspicuous place, and then you, an idiot, found them all at once? How is it possible in this world?
Is there a thief more idiotic than you?"
"You called me an idiot?" Zhenshanhu's eyes widened.
"I didn't scold you, you are just an idiot!"
Shi Yue shrugged helplessly: "Even if you set up a frame-up, you still have to disguise the scene to look more like it, right? At least hide the gold bracelet in the cabinet or throw it under the bed. This is in line with common sense, you pig-like brain,
You are so reckless, what a huge idiot! How could the eldest lady trust you to do such a highly intelligent thing?"
"Yes...yes...ah...no!" Zhenshanhu suddenly realized that this wonderful argument sounded so damn reasonable.
But he came to his senses again in an instant, and shouted anxiously: "You ***, are you setting a trap for me? I have said that whoever dares to say that I am lying will be punished by my iron fist as big as a sandbag, but you are not cooperating.
I, you exposed my trick, wow! I'm going to blow your head off!"
Shi Yue was still guarding the door, the smile on his face had long since disappeared, and his whole body was full of energy. He said coldly: "Zhenshanhu, I have already guessed that this is a trick set by the eldest lady. If you betray me now,
Help me expose the eldest lady's conspiracy, and I will spare you, otherwise, I will blow your head off with my fist as big as a sandbag!"
"Damn it, you dare to imitate me Zhenshanhu and speak with the same authority as me? How could I spare you?" Zhenshanhu has a simple mind and well-developed limbs. As expected, he waved his fist as big as a sandbag and hit Shi Yue hard.
go!
In his opinion, thinking about problems with his brain is really a very laborious task.
He would never think about things that could be solved with fists. If the eldest lady had not forced him to do this, he would never have thought of such a classic method as frame-up.
Being able to hide the golden necklace under the pillow has reached the limit of his brain's thinking.
When everything is exposed, only solving problems with fists is his strength. His reputation as a powerful tiger is not in vain.
At least, his fists are really as big as sandbags!
However, the thunderbolt came out quickly, and the fist as big as a sandbag hit the empty space with a roaring sound. Zhenshanhu felt that his eyes were blurred, and the figure in front of him had disappeared, and he didn't know where he went.
"That tiger, I'll give you one more chance, or I'll blow your head off with my fist as big as a sandbag!" Shi Yue's sarcastic voice suddenly sounded from behind.
"Damn it, you still dare to imitate me? I will definitely blow your head off!" Zhenshanhu turned around, opened an arm, and blocked Shi Yue in the corner.
With a body like a tiger, he explodes with power like a tiger!
Waving his fist as big as a sandbag, he hit Shi Yue mercilessly. This time, Shi Yue would not be able to escape, so he could only enjoy his iron fist unwillingly.
However, there is only one chance. Shi Yue let him go once and will never let him go a second time.
The light was dim and the candlelight was shining. Although Zhenshanhu's punches were fast, he could not escape Shi Yue's eyes.
He dodged slightly, and although there was only half an inch between his eyelashes and the Earthquake Tiger's sandbag-sized iron fist, he managed to escape without any damage.
"Huh? Not hit?" Zhenshanhu was surprised for a moment, then punched him hard again and roared: "I'll blow your brains out..."
Before he could say the last word, Shi Yue arrived first. His big hand stretched out like lightning, as fast as a ball of light and shadow in the darkness. In an instant, his five fingers were like hooks, and he had already firmly clasped Zhenshanhu's neck.
Chapter completed!