"What hurts? The pain?"
Bai Mochou was stunned for a moment, suddenly realized, and rolled his eyes in anger:
Where did Shi Yue learn fresh words? Although it is a bit evil, it sounds a bit bullshit.
Bai Su also listened clearly from the side.
She was stunned for a moment, twisted her waist resentfully, and gently grabbed Shi Yue's waist. Her face turned red and spread to her pink and white neck. She covered her mouth and giggled shyly.
Shi Yue glared at Bai Su fiercely and said helplessly: "My lady, why are you smiling so happily? Do you know what it means to be so painful?"
Bai Su blushed, glanced at Shi Yue, and smiled and said in a daze: "Why don't I understand? I'm not a child. My grandmother has shown me the "Eighteen Classics of the Imperial Girls"."
"The Eighteen Classics of the Imperial Girls"? What's that thing?" Shi Yue became interested when he heard the name of the book: "Can you lend it to me?"
Bai Su smiled so hard that the sky was full of red clouds, and her tender hands waved her hands repeatedly, "No! No! That's a book that girls read. Men can't read. If you read it, you will learn bad things. I can't push you into the sea of ​​suffering."
Youlan crawled out at some point, hugged Shi Yue's other arm, smiled like a flower, glanced at Shi Yue, and argued to Bai Su: "My master is so bad that I am breathable. Look at your "Eighteen Classics of the Imperial Girls". Maybe you can become a little purer..."
Shi Yue curled his lips disdainfully: I have seen all the Eighteen Touches, what is the Eighteen Quarter?
Seeing that Youlan had never read the Eighteen Classics of the Imperial Girls, Bai Su was determined to show off her knowledge and show her superiority! She smiled and asked Shi Yue, Youlan, and said, "I ask you, do you know how painful it is?"
Youlan smiled and did not answer.
Shi Yue was a little curious and shook his head: "I only know that it hurts, but I don't know how painful it is. Su Su, do you know?"
Bai Su smiled happily and showed off: "Have you ever experienced the pain of a broken rib?"
Shi Yue nodded. His ribs often broke in his previous life. Although the pain was painful, he could still bear it.
Bai Su's eyes turned, her face turned red, and said with a good look: "Then let me tell you, according to the description of the Eighteen Meridians of the Ugly Eighteen Meridians, the pain is a very severe pain, which is equivalent to breaking 3,200 ribs at the same time, so painful, hehe... how? Is it very vivid?"
Bai Su smiled happily, but her wonderful eyes looked down at Shi Yue, her cheeks were ashamed as the waves, and the breath they emitted was boiling and hot.
Shi Yue jumped and covered his crotch with conditioned reflex.
I thought to myself that the pain of the egg is so smooth. It seems that I must be very careful and must not let others kick my egg.
Youlan smiled disdainfully, shook Shi Yue's arm, and explained: "Master, what she said is not vivid enough and not specific enough. I'll tell you one more and you will understand better."
Shi Yue nodded, Bai Su also raised her ears to eavesdrop, but her eyes were still staring under Shi Yue, as if she was very curious.
Youlan smiled mysteriously and whispered: "I have read a book, which is described like this, hey! Master, can you imagine how painful it is when a woman gives birth to a baby?"
Shi Yue nodded: "That was a heart-wrenching pain."
Bai Su turned her face, pouted and said to Youlan: "Does the pain have anything to do with a woman giving birth to a baby?"
"Of course there is!"
Youlan stretched out her little hand and gestured exaggeratedly: "I tell you two. Giving a woman a baby is equivalent to the pain of breaking twenty ribs at the same time, while egg pain is equivalent to giving birth to one hundred and sixty babies at the same time."
scare!
So scary...
"It hurts so much?" Bai Su was so scared that her face turned pale. She shook Shi Yue's arm, and her head was shaking like a rattle, and she said aggrievedly: "Would I not give birth to a baby in the future?"
Shi Yue was stunned: Does it have anything to do with me if you love to have children?
Youlan was reluctant to hear this and sneered: "Su Su, you are so unreasonable! What does it have to do with our master?"
ah?
Bai Su was scared just now and accidentally said what she said in her heart. Her face was so shameless and beautiful, and she also blamed herself for being useless: Could this bad guy have heard what I was thinking, right?
Alas... It's so embarrassing.
Bai Su secretly glanced at Shi Yue, and saw that he was still staring at the platoon with concentration, and he felt a little relieved.
At the same time, I felt a little resentful in my heart: Could this bad guy be careless about my unintentional "confession"?
Bai Su pouted, grabbed Shi Yue's sleeve, and muttered, "A bad guy indifferent..."
Shi Yue ignored her and continued to look at Zeng Tong's layout.
Youlan looked at Bai Su proudly, Qingmei's cheeks had a cramped smile, and she squeezed out: "Afraid of pain? I'm afraid of giving birth to a baby? It turns out that she is a cute girl, and she has never suffered any hardship."
Bai Su was unwilling to give up and said back, "Who said I was afraid? I...I am not afraid."
Youlan looked up at the sky: "I don't believe it!"
Bai Su clenched her fists, but shook Shi Yue's arm hard, paced her feet, and said angrily: "Xiao Lanlan, wait. As long as I find the person I like, I will give birth to ten, twenty babies to show you, so that you can know what a strong woman I am."
Youlan said excitedly: "What am I waiting for? If you have the ability, you will have a child now!"
Bai Su pinched her waist and said angrily: "Who am I... with? I also said you are afraid of pain, so you can give me a baby."
"If you are born, who is afraid of whom?"
"Then you give birth, you'll give birth now..."
...
The two of them shaking Shi Yue's arms while quarreling through Shi Yue.
At first, the sound was still pressing, but later the sound became louder and louder, and the decibels were getting higher and higher, all of which rushed into Shi Yue's ears.
Shi Yue shook his arms in anger, pinched Youlan and Bai Su's chins, and snorted heavily: "What a fuck you are. Without a man, how can you give birth?"
Youlan, Bai Su looked at Shi Yue with a grievance, pouted, and wanted to speak but stopped.
Shi Yue pushed both of them aside impatiently and begged: "Two aunts, I have a serious business! I'm watching chess! How can I have time to do with your postgraduate baby? Besides, giving birth is your woman's own business. You can study it while you don't bother me."
While talking, the two were pushed far away by Shi Yue.
Youlan stomped her feet hard, and actually pulled Bai Su's arm and said angrily: "Su Su, ignore this bad guy. Let's go over there to discuss giving birth. It's quiet over there, no one disturbs you."
"That's it! That's it! Let's ignore this bad guy Cai Shi San..."
Bai Su whispered while holding Youlan's arm intimately: "Little Lanlan, the book says, can a man and a woman give birth to a baby by sleeping in the same bed? This is so strange..."
"Uh... I don't understand either, oh, it's not good!"
Youlan suddenly frowned and her cheeks became hot: "I have been sleeping with the bad guy for a long time. Could it be that I am pregnant with the bad guy's child? I'm so scared..."
Bai Su also blushed and hesitated, "No, I... I seemed to have been suppressed by Shi San... What should I do?"
"Don't panic! Don't panic!"
Youlan comforted Bai Su, looked at the platform again, and lowered her voice: "Hongxing, a unclean woman, knows these things best. When I fell, I went to ask her and understood. I dare not go. I will wait for a while and let's ask her..."
Shi Yue vaguely heard Youlan and Bai Su's conversation, and his stomach and intestines were sore.
Women in this era have opaque premarital education, and they don’t even know how to give birth to a baby? I said so pitifully!
Shh!
Just now, a powerful boo came from the students.
Immediately afterwards, Zeng Tong said proudly: "Hongxing, why don't you leave? You are leaving! Go quickly..."
Chapter completed!