Deep in the jungle, cool and clear!
Bald head squinted his eyes, holding a stingy smile, pinching Sanmao's red face, and said with a slutty smile: "Little Russian, you'll take off your clothes so hot! There are no outsiders here..."
"No! I never take off my clothes in front of others. I am a eunuch and I want to guard the rules in the chapel." Sanmao endured the creepy slutty and acted like "I want to refuse but I want to welcome you."
"What breaks the rules? It's going to be so hot. This is outside the palace, and there is no need to follow the rules..." Bading induced: "Look, I took off my clothes and showed you a look."
The bald man took off his armor and took off his close-fitting sweatshirt.
Looking at Sanmao's bloated belly and yellowed chest hair, it was hard to imagine that he was a first-class martial arts expert.
The moment he raised his arms, a smell of sweat came, and Sanmao felt like vomiting when he smelled it!
Bathing his head threw a "smile look" at Sanmao, and he wanted to reach out and take off Sanmao's eunuch's costume.
Sanmao cannot take off his clothes, otherwise wouldn’t he, a fake eunuch, expose his true body in front of the bald head?
Sanmao pretended to be scared and stepped back, and said to Sha: "General Xie, you are so hot, take off your pants, no one here anyway..."
Sanmao has excellent acting skills. His eyes are staring at the bald crotch that is bulging with high speed. He is still saliva, showing a drooling look.
oops!
This little eunuch is also good at this! Good! So good...
Sanmao's strong hint gave Bading a signal of excitement, Bading mistakenly thought that Sanmao was also a master of this.
Looking at Sanmao's eyes staring at his crotch, he thought Sanmao wanted to check the scale under his crotch first.
The bald head was very excited by Sanmao's "expected" eyes.
"Yes! It's so hot, I'll take off my pants first." Bath was too busy to take off my pants. When the pants were taken off to the calf, it happened to be inconvenient to walk.
Sanmao had a stern eyebrows and was about to kill someone.
At this moment, I suddenly heard a scream from outside the forest outside, and the soldiers shouted: "There are assassins, there are assassins, hurry up and put together the team!"
Any assassins?
Bading was stunned. The thought of trying to make Sanmao chrysanthemum deep in his heart disappeared. He bent down and wanted to lift his pants and go out to check the situation of the battle.
Sanmao did not expect such a sudden crisis situation?
Seeing that the prey is about to be successful, how can it be interrupted by a sudden crisis? If this task cannot be completed, will the cheap brother-in-law be laughed at by the big teeth after going back?
No!
You must not give up halfway.
Sanmao had an idea, grabbed the pants that Batou raised up, stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, and said temptingly: "General Xie, are we not happy yet? Why are you out?"
"General Xie doesn't have to worry. No matter how powerful the assassins are, can they still beat regular troops by ordinary bandits? Moreover, General Xie also knows the power of Eunuch Sun. As long as Eunuch Sun is here, it can beat ten thousand people.
ah."
"Ah? This..."
Bading raised his pants in a panic and wanted to go out to fight.
But looking at Sanmao's delicate and beautiful child, she captured Sanmao's numb and expectant eyes and tender little mouth, and her heart was so itchy.
I remembered that the old eunuch Sun, the old eunuch, had reached the realm of kung fu. Isn’t that a drizzle still going to deal with a few bandits?
What's more, there are more than 500 soldiers guarding it?
The bald man thought that something big might not happen, and the big hand that raised his pants was frozen there, but thinking that as a general, I always felt that it was inappropriate if I didn't go out to deal with it.
So, he decided to lift his pants and be a wise general who uses his head to decide his butt.
Sanmao saw that he couldn't succeed and had to use his trump card.
"General, don't!" Sanmao had a sweet childish smile on his face, and his little hands had already hugged his thick waist.
The little hands are very clever, touching and catching the waist at the back of the bald waist, making it extremely provocative.
Then, a pair of small hands followed the fat on both sides of the bald waist and abdomen and touched the fat chest covered with black chest hair bit by bit.
His hands, holding his pants, immediately froze there, squinted his eyes, his expression was full of intoxication, and his beard moved with his mouth, which was very funny!
Brine and tofu, one thing is reduced to another.
Who would have thought that such a big man would be extremely comfortable to be danced by a pair of boys' hands?
Sanmao was doing the tricks with all his heart, enduring the urge to vomit, and his small hands gently slid around his chest.
Looking at the numb look of the bald man, he had no intention of fighting the assassin again.
Sanmao felt that the time for assassination had come.
Staring at Bading's intoxicated face full of beard, he opened his tender little mouth, poked out his little tongue, blurred his eyes, and leaned towards Bading's chest.
Bading looked at Sanmao's little tongue poked out with satisfaction, thinking that Sanmao was really good at serving people, and actually wanted to use his tongue to lick and suck his chest.
He squinted his eyes, raised his head, turned a deaf ear to the fighting outside, and was waiting for Sanmao's little tongue to serve him.
Sanmao stared at Bald Head's cheek, poked out his little tongue, and moved to Bald Head's chest tenderly.
Ten inches...
Eight inches...
Three inches...
The most critical step in assassination has come.
Sanmao's small heart couldn't help but pound.
This was the first time Sanmao killed someone independently, and he was a general who was famous for a while and had much more powerful skills than himself.
When Sanmao pouted his little mouth and his little tongue poked out, he was only an inch away from his chest, his confused eyes were filled with excitement and expectation.
At such a delicate moment...
Sanmao turned his tongue and blew it, and the narrow and tight knife in his mouth easily pierced into the bald heart.
puff……
Sanmao flipped up in the air with a thunderous momentum and retreated three feet before he stood up. His heart was thumping excitedly, and his red face was full of excitement, and he looked at the bald one without blinking.
Zhang Youzi’s rough face in the fog.
Strange changes!
When I was about to enjoy the ultimate happiness, I couldn't help but feel cold in my chest, and then there was a severe colic in my atrium.
Later, I saw Sanmao standing three feet away, looking at him with disdain.
The bald head suddenly rushed to the point of being dizzy and weak!
"What's wrong with this...?"
Sanmao felt relieved, hugged his little shoulder, looked at the bald look surprised, and said with a smile: "What else can you do? Don't you want to have fun? I'll send you to the West to the Western Paradise, looking for it.
Go happily, there are many monks and friends on it, so you can do it casually.”
Bading felt a twitching heart, which hurts and is very entangled. Drops of hot liquid flowed onto the belly.
I touched the bald head casually and realized it was blood.
Looking down, I saw a tight dagger inserted into my heart, revealing only a cold cleat tail.
"You...you actually assassinated me?"
It was not until this moment that Bading realized that he had died inexplicably in Sanmao's hands. He felt sorry for his peerless martial arts but died so humbly.
"I'm so awesome!"
Sanmao clapped his hands and laughed: "This is my masterpiece. People laugh at the knife. I am hiding the knife in my mouth. Hehe... I mean! I mean..."
Battalion widened his red eyes, looked angry, and wanted to fight Sanmao desperately.
But the heart gradually stopped beating. The once bear-like power dissipated with the wind. He leaned on the big tree and watched Sanmao's bad smile gradually become blurred. Finally, he closed his mind unwillingly in humiliation.
Eyes.
When he was dying, he still held his pants tightly and wanted to lift them up and die more gracefully.
Chapter completed!