Shi Yue followed the little maid, admiring her perky butt while making some insinuations to find out information that would be useful to him.
I thought that if I happened to travel back to a dynasty that I was familiar with, I would dress up as an expert who could predict the future and play tricks on me! Wouldn’t my life be much more comfortable?
But what he learned from the little girl's mouth made him very disappointed.
This dynasty is called Dayan, which has never appeared in history. It seems that when he traveled through time, history was in chaos!
But the only useful information is that this Xiong Mansion is the residence of Xiong Qishan, the Minister of Industry of Dayan State, and Mrs. Ninth is his youngest and most beautiful wife.
Somehow, when he suddenly heard the news, he suddenly felt jealous: How could a man marry so many beautiful wives? Bah... you are so exhausted, you old bastard!
Although the room Xi'er placed him in was a bit simple, it was clean, tidy, and fully equipped with commonly used items and furniture.
She simply tidied up the room for Shi Yue and then left.
Alas... I'm finally clean!
He lay exhausted on the squeaky wooden wooden bed, sighing loudly, and the past scenes came one after another...
Shi Yue was a weak man in his youth, but as his name suggests, he was as strong as a rock. He was known as the desperate Saburo, so he was also called Shi San.
Before traveling through time, he was a national treasure-level agent who was accustomed to seeing strong winds and waves, and who played life and death battles. His mental reflexes, physical fighting skills, and miraculous flying knives had already reached the pinnacle of mankind.
There will definitely not be more than thirty of them in China!
Such an outstanding and dangerous person was supposed to carry out an arduous and dangerous mission, but his boss gave him a very absurd order - to pick up girls and ask him to seize Miss Allen from the CIA Secretariat and obtain top-secret information!
"Boss? Why me? I refuse, I only know how to kill people, and I am still a virgin..."
"The military orders are coming, how dare you refuse? Who told us that in our special agent brigade, you are the only one who is handsome, understands foreign languages, and has the most money? I really want to go, but it's a pity that you have a Wu Dalang figure, which can f**king enchant you.
Blonde pussy?”
Military orders are hard to disobey!
Shi Yue, full of grievances, transformed into a beautiful spy.
After carefully studying "Lei Gong's Guide to Picking Up Girls", "The Pick-Up Artist", "The Plum in the Golden Vase" and other masterpieces, his understanding was greatly expanded and he began a arduous journey of beauty.
Miss Allen's arrogance and flashiness, vigilance and intelligence made Shi Yue suffer repeated defeats and defeats. He thought that if it weren't for the execution of his mission, he would have shot this bad-tempered bitch.
Bizarre encounters, funny chats, heart-warming gifts, romantic dates, and all the efforts, finally succeeded in capturing Miss Allen's heart.
More than a year of hard work has almost turned him into a veritable master of picking up girls, although he himself is still in the fog.
In the villa, a crazy bed war came to an end!
Ellen, with her attractive white body naked, fell into sleep contentedly, but Shi Yue, armed with a simple stethoscope, spent half an hour and finally successfully opened her password box.
He quickly found the top-secret document he needed, turned on the camera on his special watch, recorded it, and quickly sent it out.
Hey... I'm finally relieved. Being a beautiful spy is really hard work!
The art of picking up girls is much harder than killing someone.
Looking at Allen's seductive figure, he curled his lips and thought of a prank. He turned on the invisible camera in his watch again and recorded a sexy video as a gift to his comrades.
He was done, and just as he was about to bid farewell to Miss Allen's seductive body, hundreds of American agents with weapons and nuclear weapons had already swarmed in and rushed in.
Shi Yue was naked, only wearing a pair of big pants, and had nothing to rely on.
After he tossed and turned and killed twenty agents with his bare hands, dangers arose one after another. He had an idea and jumped out of the window to escape: I can't beat you, why don't you run away?
It's a pity that he forgot that this is the 100th floor...
The moment he jumped down, he was filled with infinite nostalgia for his young life.
Am I...going to die?
The howling wind blew past his ears, and suddenly, a confused white mist surrounded him.
For a moment, his mind went blank. When he woke up, he saw a bear roaring in a mighty manner, and the bear became his soft flesh pad for free...
He grinned bitterly, and through the dim light, his eyes swept over the dusty lattice windows, the old bronze mirror on the dilapidated table, and the candlestick covered with wax.
Everything is so strange!
Apart from a pair of big pants, the only thing left after traveling through time with him is this special solar spy watch on his wrist, right?
Although he was a strong man, at this moment, he couldn't help but shed a tear of farewell for his comrades and the bizarre world that he would never see again.
This is a brand new era!
All the honors in his previous life have disappeared with the wind; in this life, he has just arrived and is penniless. The only thing that accompanies him is a pair of colorful trousers.
Facing this antique colorful world, he is full of confusion and ignorance!
From now on...where will I go?
I, Shi Yue, am a person with pursuits and ideals, and I will never live behind this charming woman for a long time, because in his perception, beauty is synonymous with arrogance, willfulness, unrulyness, and pettiness.
While sighing and melancholy, the thin wooden board could not bear his weight and was crushed to pieces.
He stood up like a carp and was about to lose his temper on the shabby little bed when a crisp knock on the door interrupted him from venting his anger.
When he opened the door and took a look, Xi'er appeared in front of him with a thick bedding and a smile on his face. Four young men followed behind him, carrying an exquisite big bed, sweating profusely from exhaustion.
"Sister Xi'er, what do you mean?" Shi Yue looked curious.
Xi'er chirped and said: "Mrs. Ninth knows that the bed in this house is crude, and is afraid that it won't be able to withstand your big body, so she asked me to make a new bed for you..." As she spoke, she hurriedly ordered the boys to change it for Shi Yue.
Shi Yue thought to himself: What a coincidence! Could it be that Mrs. Jiu and I have a tacit understanding?
"Sister Xi'er, what are you doing holding the quilt?"
"Although it is summer in Kyoto, the wind is strong at night and it is still a bit cool. Madam Ninth is afraid that you will catch a cold, so she asked me to add some quilts to you to keep out the cold..." Xi'er leaned down and neatly made the bed for him.
"Sister Xi'er, why are you still carrying two pieces of clothes?"
"This is what Madam Ninth has prepared for you. You can't be naked and only wear a pair of big pants to protect Madam's safety, right?"
Xi'er's soft eyes drifted over Shi Yue, with narrow-mindedness and shyness in her eyes. Two sets of clean gowns were placed neatly on his bedside. With a secret smile, she led the four boys and ran away in a hurry.
out!
The long gown made of linen fabric is rough, but it is simple and refreshing!
Shi Yue had not yet worn an ancient gown, and he was so curious that he was too busy to put the clothes on. He reached for the hidden bronze mirror and turned it around in circles!
A vague silhouette in ancient costume appeared in the mirror.
With broad shoulders, a nipped-in waist, and a slightly swaying hem, he is very handsome. Only his simple cropped haircut makes him a little more abrupt.
He was beautifully dressed in a brand-new gown, lying on his strong gums, gently stroking the freshly scented bedding with his big hands. A warm feeling of leaving his hometown and being cared for by passers-by lingered in his mind.
Madam Ninth's charming and seductive style, her curvy figure, her red lips, and her tenderness and anger filled his whole brain in a daze.
Tsk tsk... What a caring little girl!
On the first day after time travel, Shi Yue passed by with nothing to do. During this period, several martial arts servants greeted him, and he always smiled with a lukewarm smile.
It's late at night and it's hard to sleep alone.
He jumped up to the roof and looked up at the quiet moonlight and the bright stars. Only then did he truly feel that the world was still the same world and he was still himself.
They come, the security!
Unconsciously, he has gradually integrated into this new era.