When Li Xianyu woke up, he found himself lying on his soft gums. He couldn't remember what had happened before he fainted.
Feeling a faint refreshing breath blowing slightly on his smooth forehead, Li Xianyu glanced upwards with charming eyes and found that Shi Yue was leaning over, his clear eyes were staring at him without blinking, and there was a guilty smile on his lips.
"Are you awake?" Seeing Li Xianyu wake up, Shi Yue's nervous heart finally relaxed.
Staring at Li Xianyu's aggrieved eyes, he said embarrassedly: "I... was a little excited just now, and I took a little heavier attack. Miss Yu'er, don't blame me."
Li Xianyu didn't want to look at Shi Yue's hippie smiley appearance, so he gave him a fierce look, turned his head, and said angrily: "You can strangle me to death! Your hands can not only kill the bastard of the Beicheng Gang, but also kill a poor woman like me who is weak and boneless!"
"I...I'm just a slut. Why do you do for provoking a demon like you for no reason? I...I'm so bad..."
As he spoke, tears couldn't stop falling from the corners of his eyes and dripped onto the pillow along his temples.
"Oh...Miss Yu'er, don't say that..."
Shi Yue felt very guilty. Thinking of pinching Li Xianyu just now, he rolled his eyes, and felt that he was too heavy to take action.
No matter what, this woman was also a little affectionate to her. How could she say a few angry words and just use such a desperate move!
Where did the special forces' super patience be thrown away?
If I see Lei Dong, I'm afraid I can't say it, right?
"If I don't say that, what else can I say?"
Li Xianyu glared at Shi Yue, turned his head and said angrily: "What am I? I think I am a Kyoto courtesan, who is so beautiful and charming. If a man is a man, he will whisper to please me in a low voice! But I was wrong. What am I considered to be in the eyes of some people? It's just a dog-tail grass! It's not even a flower."
"Not even comparable to that beautiful girl, even Hongxing is not as good as those kiln sisters in Wumei Pavilion. Maybe they are not as good as those kiln sisters who are mean to be cheap kiln sisters in Wumei Pavilion! You should be cruel and strangle me to death. No one cares about strangling me to death!"
"Miss Yu'er, I really didn't mean it, otherwise you can hit me a few times? I will never fight back!"
Shi Yue picked up Li Xianyu's smooth little hand and hit him in the face.
Li Xianyu was caught by Shi Yue's little hand, and he felt panicked. He hurriedly pulled his hand back and said angrily: "Don't take the opportunity to take advantage of me. I am a dog-tail grass, and it's not worth your influence on me."
Looking at Li Xianyu's coquettish look, Shi Yue sighed heavily and said slowly: "Miss Yu'er, don't just be angry. Although I made a heavy move to you just now, I should apologize to you. I don't care about the fragrance and jade. I deserve to die!"
"But you did hurt my weakness. The sweet girl is the pain in my heart. No matter who it is, if I touch it, I will go crazy."
"I don't believe it, just make excuses. You just look down on me in your bones!" Li Xianyu's plump lips raised high, but he didn't agree with it in his heart.
"Okay, anyway, I'll tell you the story of me and Jiao Niang!" Shi Yue smiled bitterly and sighed heavily.
"I don't like to listen. Don't tell me those stingy things, it has nothing to do with me!" Li Xianyu covered his ears, pouted his bright red mouth, and looked very disdainful.
"You have to listen if you don't listen!" Shi Yue grabbed Li Xianyu's little hand, preventing her from blocking her ears, feeling the warmth, softness and delicateness of the smooth little hand, and fell into affectionate memories.
"I was just Jiao Niang's little guard at the beginning, following Jiao Niang's butt every day. Seeing Jiao Niang's figure, big chest, thin waist and raised butt, I felt so greedy that I was itchy. I also fantasized about going up and touching it, and I felt comfortable."
"Rogue! You are a hooligan!" Li Xianyu's little hand was held in Shi Yue's hand, and a numb feeling came from the palm of her hand, which made her feel flushed and a layer of blush appeared on her cheeks.
She hurriedly pulled out her little hand and said angrily: "Strange hooligan, you're talking about yours. Why are you trying to grab my hand? She's so terrified, so annoying."
Shi Yue ignored the ridicule of Li Xianyu and said slowly: "Finally one day, Jiao Niang danced at Lord Kang's birthday party, stolen my soul, but Nan Batian walked over with a confused look on his face, trying to tease Jiao Niang at the wine table."
"I stood by and watched the girl being teased by Nan Batian, and would never swallow her anger. She rushed to Guan and was angry for the beauty. In one round, Nan Batian suffered a loss, but it also laid the root of disaster!"
"In just one round, Nan Batian suffered a loss? You are not bragging, are you? Nan Batian is still a very powerful guy."
Li Xianyu looked at Shi Yue's deep eyes and pouted, "But, you, the flower protector, did a good job, you beat him well! Nan Batian is even more bastard than you, and he once wanted to take advantage of me."
Shi Yue seemed deeply intoxicated and said to himself: "Jiao Niang is lonely and lonely, and she relies more and more on me, and she gradually becomes ambiguous with me. But the old bird in Xiong Qishan is not a thing. She always wants to sell Jiao Niang to Nan Batian for an official position. Jiao Niang and I are in great pain, so I came up with a countermeasure..."
Shi Yue talked about it for an hour and described all the trivial things about being with Jiao Niang vividly.
At first, Li Xianyu didn't care, but when he heard Shi Yue's words, he couldn't help but fall in love with it.
Looking at Shi Yue's eyes with sadness, Li Xianyu also forgot to get angry, sat up, shook his arm, and asked, "What happened later? What? Tell me quickly!"
Shi Yue realized that Li Xianyu suddenly became much more obedient, and suddenly realized in his mind: It turns out that she likes to listen to romance novels!
"What else can it be done?"
Shi Yue pushed Li Xianyu's hand aside and sighed: "Xiong Qishan is the Minister of Works, a third-rank official, and Nan Batian is Kang Shanzhen's godson. He is powerful. My sister and I are both small duckweeds. We can't twist our elbows. How can we defeat Nan Batian and Xiong Qishan?"
"What should I do? But... I'm so anxious!"
Li Xianyu tilted his head and frowned, "Then you should run away, find a place where no one is hidden, and live a happy life, won't it be good?"
Shi Yue shook his head and said resolutely: "How can that happen? If you love someone, you must give her freedom, a happy life, and a perfect life. I am a man who stands tall and upright. For the sake of my beautiful lady, no matter how hard or tired, no matter how dangerous or hard it is, I must straighten my back and support a brilliant sky for my beloved woman."
When Li Xianyu heard Shi Yue's words that were quite manly, he felt that this stinky hooligan seemed much cute, not as annoying as before!