As an omnipotent national treasure-level special forces soldier in his previous life, in order to perform all the sudden tasks, I have dabbled in books of all kinds and various ancient works, and read various ancient masterpieces. Although I can't write real things no matter how I do, I occasionally feel and feel it, and I can be called a typical "high-minded and low-key"...|
He has also dabbled in the books about couplets - although he has never eaten pork, he has also seen pigs run away.
It is precisely because of the extensive reading volume that he remembers many ridiculous and unforgettable connections. At this time, he will use his heart at will, and he will feel shocking.
In order to show that the couple he made was so in line with the artistic conception, Shi Yue deliberately asked Fu Qiang to pretend to be a waiter and boil water outside the window, performing a short story full of life interest.
Therefore, according to this little story of the swallow being lingered by smoke, the "smoke along the gorgeous eaves and smoke swallow eyes" has emerged forever.
The talented man who can stand here to watch the battle can be called a master with extensive talent and knowledge. He even casually caught a talented man. Compared with the layman Shi Yue, he can experience more professionalism and more profoundly how exquisite this forever must be! How profound!
The reason why the "smoke-edge and smoke-swallow eyes" can be called "absolutely throughout the ages" is determined by its beautiful artistic conception and professional skills.
In terms of artistic conception, the simple seven words depict the swallow's unbearable life charm, beautiful, simple, and warm!
From a professional perspective, "Smoke Along the Eaves, Smoke Swallow Eyes" is not only homophonic with seven characters, but can also be disassembled into the four concise words "Smoke, along the Eaves, Smoke, Swallow Eyes!", which are still vivid and full of vitality.
This is a rare "turn type" in the couplet. It is precisely because of the addition of this format that the upper couplet has become even more difficult!
Of course, how could Shi Yue, the soldier, know the twists and turns of the mountain road?
Anyway, he only knows that this first couplet is difficult and perverted. It has been hundreds of years, and countless talented men, but no one can match it...|
Shi Yuecai didn't believe that Zeng Tong's wisdom could surpass the talented people of all ages, and he met this couplet in an instant - a couple that he had not been able to match for hundreds of years, and you could get it right in just one stick of incense. You could think of it with your toes and know that this was impossible.
As for this couplet! Hehe... I am the only one who knows it.
Shi Yue made up his mind: I can't match the bullshit couple you once told, but if you want to break your head, you can't start with my Shi San's couple.
I just want to torture you with this spiritual victory method...
After hearing this forever, Zeng Tong became stupid in an instant.
Just now, he was too excited and became crazy. Now, because his mind was too shocked, he stood there blankly, becoming a fool!
At this time, Zeng Tong's trembling heart leisurely lifted from his chest to his throat, stuck there, beating anxiously.
A terrifying question surged in my mind: Why is this happening? How can this happen?
Isn’t this guy Shi Yue not good at making a match? Why... How could he come up with such a tricky and strange, unheard-of-ever strange pair?
Faced with the huge contrast of Shi Yue's transformation from a low-energy person to a super strong man in an instant, Zeng Tong fell into infinite panic again.
Thousands of talented men in the field fell into silence, either lowering their heads to ponder or concentrating on their minds. The sound of teasing and ridicule just now disappeared without a trace,
Yan Jing, Sanmao and Youlan hid at the end, waved their fists excitedly, and shouted silently.
Yan Jing suppressed his extremely comfortable smile and sighed: "Look! Is my master awesome?"
Sanmao said proudly: "That's my Sanmao's cheap brother-in-law, of course he is extremely powerful..."
Youlan smiled like a peony flower with a delicate face, and the blush was full of beauty. She lit up Sanmao's forehead and said with a grudge: "What 'cheap brother-in-law'? Remove the word 'cheap', and my sister is upset..."
Hong Xing, Bai Su and Li Xianyu finally breathed a sigh of relief. The three of them held hands and leaned against the back of the corridor column, looking at each other and laughing.
After experiencing the roller coaster-like ups and downs given by Shi Yue, the three beautiful girls, especially Li Xianyu, deeply felt a feeling of happiness that nourishes the heart.
The little loli hugged her arms, squeezed her seductive and firm breasts, her charming eyes were full of smugness, and she looked at the three Hongxing and said coquettishly: "Three sisters, look at me, right? You just eat carrots and worry about it, and worry about it to pieces!"
"Who is the Big Brother? Humph... I slept with the Big Brother every night, so I naturally understand the benefits of the Big Brother better than the three sisters."
The three sisters of Hongxing would not care about the little loli. After experiencing the hidden worries about their lovers together, the relationship between the three girls seemed to be closer.
Bai Mochou held the fragrant tea, his eyes widened like a copper bell, and he opened his mouth in surprise, staring at Shi Yue in a daze.
Suddenly, he burst into laughter again. Half of the fragrant tea in his mouth choked in his throat, and half sprayed out again, splashing the judge beside him.
And the judge next to him is naturally Zeng Shan...
"Ahem...Absolutely! So absolute!"
Bai Mochou was choked by Xiang Ming and was blushed. He kept coughing, and even rushing to applaud, "What a great nephew! Good son-in-law! Haha... all-round civil and military talents, I am a gangster who has successor!"
Zeng Shan Ben was stunned by Shi Yue. After being sprayed with tea on Bai Mochou, his face turned pale and ugly, even more than a dead person!
He stared at Bai Mochou with his eyes slanted, and shot out a cold and cold light, his lips trembled, as if he wanted to ask something, but finally he didn't say anything.
He felt disappointed and extremely painful: Fuck you, the soldier of Shi Yue bullied my son, you, Old Bai, bullied me, are you, your father-in-law and son-in-law, the nemesis of my fate and Zeng Tong!
Once this couplet is released, no one in the world can compete with it!
After a brief ignorance, Zeng Tong finally forced his impetuous heart to calm down and fell into deep thought.
He thought he was self-righteous and naturally had the urge to challenge his limits.
Shi Yue sat there, leisurely savoring the fragrant tea. His eyes slid across the window. Seeing Fu Qiang's cheeks being smoked by fireworks were covered with black and gray. He thought it was fun and he didn't laugh out loud.
Everyone was silent, and Shi Yue's laughter was heard in Zeng Shan's ears, but it was full of provocation!
Shi Yue didn't care about time. He knew that even if Zeng Tong had given him a year, he wouldn't be sorry, but... Bai Mochou, as the father-in-law, could see Shi Yue tightly.
Seeing the incense burned, Bai Mochou slapped the table with a "splash", slapped the table heavily, ignoring the tea splashing, and dyed Zeng Shan's body again, with a cold eyebrows, pointed at Zeng Tong and roared: "Zeng Tong, the time has come, let me meet quickly!"
Chapter completed!