The coachman who drove the carriage seemed to be deliberately trying to embarrass Shi Yue, shouting and driving the carriage faster and faster.
Shi Yue was grabbed by the ear by Madam Ninth, leaning forward, helplessly following the carriage forward and running like crazy. The weather was hot, and within a short time, beads of sweat appeared on his forehead like raindrops!
If the person in front of him pinching his ear was not a stunningly beautiful lady like Madam Ninth, he would definitely use his bastard fists to kill his tormentor.
Although he didn't bother to meet the beauty, he squinted his eyes at the arrogant coachman and thought evilly in his heart: How dare you beat up a drowned dog? I'll find a stick in a moment and pop your anus hard.
Madam Ninth saw that Shi Yue was in such a state of agony that she even had beads of sweat pouring out. She was 70% happy, but also 30% distressed!
She let go of her little hand, took out a clean silk handkerchief from her cuff with a proud look on her face, handed it to Shi Yue, and said coquettishly: "Smelly stone, wipe your sweat quickly, don't make me smell bad!"
This little girl just hit me with a stick and gave me a carrot. She is really good at winning people's hearts!
Shi Yue reached out and took the neat handkerchief, put it to his nose and sniffed it gently, exclaiming: "It smells so good! It smells the same as Madam Ninth..."
Beautiful brother is so brave! How dare you openly tease me?
Madam Ninth's heart was beating uneasily, she pouted her lips and shouted angrily: "Asshole, do you need it or not?"
"Yes, why don't you use it?" Shi Yue chuckled, and gently wiped his forehead with the soft handkerchief, which was as comfortable as the gentle touch of Mrs. Ninth's little hand!
Smelling the bamboo fragrance in the handkerchief, I felt a little moved. After wiping away the sweat, I magically put the handkerchief into my pocket.
Madam Ninth was shocked, stretched out her jade hand, and said nervously: "Give it back to me, hurry up...you...you can't use this handkerchief..."
Shi Yueguang smiled, showing his white teeth: "Hehe... the handkerchief is dirty and smells like a man. Wash the little stone before returning it to Madam Ninth!"
Mrs. Jiu was so angry that she was shaking all over, and the blush on her face became brighter, spreading to the back of her ears and neck, as if the breath of gentle and sweet meat was evaporating.
At this time, the driver was driving faster and faster. Shi Yue trotted all the way and said angrily: "Brother driver, are you in a hurry to reincarnate? Driving so fast? I have to use my two little legs to run."
Looking at Shi Yue's aggrieved look, Madam Ninth couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggle!
Shi Yue admired the crisp and melodious laughter, raised his eyebrows and said: "Mrs. Ninth, I am yours, how can you bear to torture me like this?"
"Bah...that's nonsense, you are not mine!"
Madam Ninth blushed like a blooming rose. She didn't dare to joke with him anymore, for fear that some shocking and weeping words would come out of his mouth again. She quickly lowered the curtains, covered her hot face, and whispered: "
That’s fine! I’ll get you a mule to ride on next time you go out.”
"Why a mule?" Shi Yue looked curious: "They all ride big horses, how majestic they are!"
"Because... you are as disobedient as a mule!" A joking voice came from the sedan, followed by the giggles of the two beauties.
Shi Yue was immediately speechless and stood there dumbly, watching the carriage run further and further away...
Little girl, do you dare to play tricks on me?
While he was looking at the ocean and sighing, a clear voice came from behind: "Brother, the carriage is already far away, why don't you hurry up and chase it?" The voice was loud, but a little immature.
Shi Yue looked back, and a thin boy of fifteen or sixteen appeared in front of him, shaking his feather fan lightly and shaking his steps.
This young man looks ordinary. Although his clothes are gorgeous, he is not overbearing and unruly. His eyes shine with a strange light under the half-downed eyelashes.
If you look closely, this kind of light is breathtaking, dazzling but cold, gentle yet sharp.
Shi Yue curled up his lips with disdain!
This guy was holding a fan, shaking his body, and swaggering through the market on a hot day. He was probably the second generation ancestor of some wealthy family. Judging from his lustful expression, he must be looking for a girl he likes, and then he would shamelessly flirt with her.
Ichiban?
He snorted and replied coldly: "If you run away, you'll run away. What's the matter with you?"
"This big brother is so majestic!"
The young man was not angry, and said with a smile: "If I read correctly, the sedan leading the way should be the sedan of Mr. Xiong, Minister of the Ministry of Industry, right? Mr. Xiong is majestic and extraordinary! Tsk tsk... It's not that brothers talk too much,
Judging from the way the eldest brother is dressed, he should be a guard of the Xiong Mansion. If the eldest brother fails to perform his duties and offends him, there will be no good."
Is this little kid threatening me? Or reminding me?
Shi Yue became stronger when he met someone strong. He frowned and exuded an aura as overwhelming as Mount Tai. He said with a sullen face: "I am just a little bodyguard of Madam Ninth. Whether I fulfill my duties or not, what does that bullshit minister have to do with me?"
"When you are under the eaves, you have to bow your head!" The young man's eyebrows flashed with disdain.
"Full of bullshit!"
Shi Yue looked solemn, patted the young man's thin shoulder heavily, and said condescendingly, like a teacher teaching a student: "The eaves are low, just knock it over, why do you need to lower your head?"
The young man was startled when he heard this!
Shi Yue no longer bothered to talk to a stupid boy: How can ordinary people understand the arrogance that a special soldier should have in his bones? Arguing with this dude is a waste of time and energy!
With a heavy snort in his nose, he chased after Madam Ninth's carriage!
"Good Samaritan, help me!"
A dirty old beggar suddenly appeared in front of him. With a sad face, he bowed repeatedly and said: "Brother, I haven't eaten for ten days. Please do me a favor and give me some money to save the old beggar's life."
Ten days without eating? Are you lying? Do you really think that you are indestructible? With my body, five days without eating is already the limit, let alone you?
Shi Yue saw that he was dirty and looked pitiful, and felt pity for him!
He casually took out the ten taels of silver that Steward Wang had rewarded him with, and generously gave it to the beggar, saying, "I've rewarded you with the silver, so I'll fill my belly first, but you have to remember that lying... is not a good beggar!"
Without waiting for the beggar to thank him, he laughed and walked away.
Why are you so generous?
The beggar was thinking about his words! Shi Yue suddenly came back like the wind, snatched the ten taels of silver from the beggar, put more force in his hand, and broke it in half with a snap.
He handed the big half back to the beggar, and said with a smile: "Old man, I almost forgot, I gave you all the ten taels of silver, and I have become a beggar. Let's meet and share half!" The old beggar was stunned.
Under his gaze, Shi Yue ran all the way and chased Madam Ninth.
The young man's eyes were shining brightly, and he watched Shi Yue disappear into the alley without blinking. He patted the fan in his hand and asked the old beggar beside him: "How is this person? Is the information accurate?"
The old beggar still had a hunched and frail body, but his eyes were looking forward, but there was a cruel coldness in his eyes. He looked at the white stubble on the silver and considered: "Cunning, kind, and unfathomable martial arts!"
"This man is indeed a bit different!" The young man's eyes showed sharpness, and he warned: "Go ahead and check his background. Don't alert others."
The old beggar nodded repeatedly: "If this person is worthy of great use, he can just take my place!"
After sighing with emotion, he urged: "The birthday banquet of the Commander-in-Chief of the Black Guards is about to begin. We still have to change our clothes and hurry over, otherwise we will break the etiquette and give someone a thumbs up!"
"I'm not going!" The young man shook his head, seeming to have made a major decision.
The old beggar was very puzzled, but he did not dare to contradict the young man. He bowed his body and said softly: "Why? The command has made the master powerful, and now we are at a disadvantage..."
The young man waved his hand, a serious look flashed between his brows, and repeated Shi Yue's original words, word for word: "The eaves are low, you can just knock it over, why do you need to lower your head?"