Chapter 740 The embarrassment under the wishing tree
Shi Yue pulled Bai Su's hand, looked at her coquettish and angry eyes, and said in a narrow voice: "The better I treat Su Su, the worse I treat others! Do you think I am a little worse to others? A little worse? It's better to be bad if you breathe?"
"Oh, Brother Shi San, you are so bad.i^"
Listening to Shi Yue's love words that were unique but penetrated into his heart, Bai Su was moved. The pair of black eyes exuded a seductive light, and her body was soft. She leaned on Shi Yue and could no longer struggle.
I smelled the familiar manly smell of the lover, and my mind was intoxicated. My eyelashes blinked gently, and my whole body was so refreshed that I wanted to melt into my lover's heart.
"Brother Shi San, you don't have to be so bad! Others are fond of Susu, so they can't even snatch me from your arms."
Ha ha!
Shi Yue grinned and laughed loudly. He thought the love words he said were classic enough, but he didn't expect that Bai Su's love words were even more attractive.
Hehe...he is a talented woman after all.
Have a level!
"Brother Shi San, Su Su doesn't understand what Yan Hong is in a hurry to do? He doesn't even care about the clinging of these high-ranking children?" Bai Su snuggled beside Shi Yue, strolling along the Xiaoqing River with Shi Yue, and asked lazily.
Shi Yue smiled and said, "Don't Su Su know that people have three urgent needs?"
Bai Su frowned and said, "Did you give Yan Hong a laxative? You, he is the only son of King Fu, and Brother Shi San must not be rash."
"Tsk! I dare to steal my woman, but I don't care whether it's the son of King Fu or not!"
Shi Yue laughed proudly and said, "However, I have never applied this laxative. Is it because I am anxious to give up because I drink inferior wine?"
After Shi Yue explained, Bai Su understood.
Chaotian pepper is an extremely spicy thing, which is extremely irritating to the stomach and intestines. It is swallowed into the abdomen and burns like a fire.i^
And the strong wine that blended the yellow and white things was already dirty, and there was some cold water right.
Hot and heat stimulate each other, and water and fire are not in harmony, so how can you not have diarrhea?
Bai Su heard this and giggled, gently punched Shi Yue, and said with a smile: "Okay! The prank has ended here. You must not torture others anymore. At least give King Fu some face! My father may not like Brother Shi San doing this."
"Haha! You don't understand this. In fact, the Censor Bai actually hoped that I would give King Fu some advice, but I wouldn't say it out loud. It's up to me to understand it myself." Shi Yue blinked and pulled the old gangster Bai in with one sentence.
"Then you can't mess with Yan Hong anymore, otherwise I'll be angry." Bai Su pouted and muttered.
Shi Yue held Bai Surou's boneless waist and said, "Don't worry, I'm not an unreasonable person? As long as Yan Hong can retreat from difficulties and no longer bother you, I will not only not make things difficult for him, but also give him a big gift!"
"What a great gift?" Bai Su was very curious.
Shi Yueba smiled badly, "It's not suitable for girls, so I won't tell you."
Yan Hong got rid of the encirclement of talented men and beautiful women and finally relaxed, wanting to find a toilet to open the gate and release the floodwaters happily.
However, looking around, I was so anxious that I was about to cry...
This place is clearly a holy place for outings. Apart from the sparse and sparse willows as thick as bowls, there is no longer a cover.
At first glance, the water of Xiaoqing River flows buzzingly and the grass is green, but where can there be a place to leave?
What is even more difficult is that the Qinghe River is full of talented men and beautiful women who sketch and paint. If they take off their pants and look respectful, they will be able to laugh out loud?
But when I ran to the distance, I was afraid that I would have poured into my crotch before I could reach the place?
Huh?
What is that?
Yan Hong looked left and saw a banyan tree that was several thick and thin, with branches flourishing, and hanging down thirty meters to the left.
oops!
Is it the marriage tree? Haha... This is a place of good deeds!
Yan Hong was overjoyed. He clamped his legs and ran excitedly to the back of the banyan tree. He saw that no one was looking around and took off his pants...
With just a burst of thunderbolts, Yan Hong felt much more comfortable in an instant.
call!
Finally freed...
After Yan Hong closed his eyes and felt comfortable for a while, he realized an embarrassing problem. He did not bring toilet paper...
What should I do?
He reached out and picked up a wooden stick from the grass, looked left, looked up, looked up, looked down, said in a daze: "Do you have to use this stick to solve it?"
Since I was a child, I have never been so embarrassed.
Why!
Could it be that I was pursuing Sister Bai but was punished by God?
Since the first meeting with Sister Bai, she was slapped by Sister Bai and had a few big mouths. She had a meal with Sister Bai, but was so hot that she was so hot that she was so hot that the wine was even harder than urine!
What's even more annoying was that he offended several powerful young ladies of the dynasty because of the reverent incident. If his father found out, he would not be angry and scolded himself to pieces? Never let himself go out again?
Yan Hong squatted under the wishing tree with bare butt and thought for a long time. In the end, he finally concluded a conclusion - Sister Bai is her own disaster star. No matter how beautiful her sister is, she must not marry her. Even if her father forces her, she must not agree!
Just kidding, there are so many beauties in the world that the little prince cannot lose his face.
Yan Hong was freeing himself when he suddenly heard the voices of a man and a woman from behind the banyan tree - the female voice was particularly familiar, it was Zheng Ruping's voice, and the male voice was the voice of Zhu Yan.
The two of them were giggling and talking about love. What a couple of fairy couples!
Oops!
What should I do? Yan Hong was suddenly panicked...
Zheng Ruping and Zhu Yan have been in love for a long time and love each other very well. So they came to the banyan tree together to make a wish, hoping to stay away from separation for generations.
Girls' noses are always particularly sensitive.
Zheng Ruping twitched her nose and frowned and said, "Why does it smell bad?"
Zhu Yan sniffed for a moment and said angrily: "It really smells like it's just under the roots of a banyan tree. Let's go and have a look."
broken……
When Yan Hong heard this, he was so scared that he was in a cold wind. He held a stick and cleaned his butt while following the steps of the two of them, he played hide-and-seek around the banyan tree.
Zheng Ruping and Zhu Yan quickly rushed to the back of the banyan tree, but found it empty, but the stinking smell was very bad.
Zheng Ruping looked down and saw a pile of yellow and white objects under the banyan tree, which was so fumigated that she couldn't help but vomit.
Zhu Yan hurriedly covered her nose. Seeing the yellow and white thing still steaming faintly, she guessed that this person was not far away.
He hurriedly walked around the back of the banyan tree and looked at it, but saw Yan Hong holding her pants and running twenty meters away - if he wanted to chase, he would definitely not be able to catch up.
In the grass under the banyan tree, there was a wooden stick used by Yan Hong.
No matter how polite Zhu Yan was, no matter how gentle he was, he couldn't help but get angry! He was furious and stomped his feet hard, "Yan Hong, do you dare to run away? You can stop me, okay! Do you believe it or not, I will write articles so that all talented scholars in the world know about your dreams and act wild under the tree?"
When he shouted, many talented scholars looked over here.
Yan Hong turned a deaf ear and ran farther and farther with her pants...