A knife on the head of sex is always good!
As soon as the old monk Dao Yue opened the door, Shi Yue grabbed his neck and squeezed the Fengchi point on the back of his head with his big hands. Before Dao Yue had time to take a look at Youlan's charming charm, he was pinched by Shi Yue.
Fainted.
Youlan was ashamed and angry: "Old perverted monk, you still want to eat young grass. Is this girl's advantage something you, the old-fashioned, can taint?" She raised her leg and kicked the old monk's ass.
Youlan probably kicked this sexy monk's butt off.
Shi Yue was much more vigilant than Youlan. Looking around, he saw that the layout inside was no different from that of an ordinary Zen room. He strode forward and looked inside. He saw rice, wells, and everything else in the inner hall.
Bah...it turns out there is a cave inside this place, and saying you don't want to eat or drink is pure fart.
Shi Yue came back in a flash and saw that Youlan was still kicking Monk Dao Yuese as a target. He hurriedly stopped her and urged: "It's too late, why don't you act quickly?
"Look at this old monk who is so ugly, with such small eyes and big ears, and you are so beautiful. Could it be that you look like him in disguise?"
"Poor talk! Sweet words, but you don't mean what you mean!"
When Youlan heard Shi Yue praising her beauty, the flowers in her heart began to bloom again, and her resentment suddenly became much smaller. She carefully observed the appearance of the monk Se, and said slyly: "I can imitate him very much."
She took out many bottles and jars from her arms and began to draw her eyebrows at Dao Yue. She also pulled off Dao Yue's white beard and stuck it on her chin.
He moved his hands up and down, and after a while, it was done. He imitated Dao Yue's voice naughtily, and showed off to Shi Yue in an old and low voice: "Master, do you think I look like it?"
This voice sounded so much like Dao Yue that Shi Yue was stunned for a moment and looked up.
But he saw a lifelike "Dao Yue" standing in front of him. If he hadn't been familiar with the alluring fragrance of Youlan, he wouldn't have been able to tell the real thing from the fake one just by observing it with the naked eye.
Shi Yue gave You Lan a thumbs up and praised: "You are really my good wife."
"Bah... don't talk nonsense. Who is your good wife?" Youlan spat fiercely, and then remembered that she was the maid of this bad guy. There seemed to be nothing wrong with people saying "good wife".
It's just that this affectionate title is really embarrassing.
Shi Yueyoulan deliberated for a while, then stepped out, using her hands and feet, she climbed up onto the neck of the three-foot-tall bronze statue of Tathagata Buddha. She leaned behind and had a bird's eye view of every move in the Main Hall.
After a while, I heard a melodious chant of the Buddha's name, and saw the kind-hearted old abbot walking in with Kang Shanzhen and others.
This was the second time Shi Yue saw Kang Shanzhen. His aura of conquering the world was no different from that on his birthday. Shi Yue was not in the mood to overly study that graceful and noble demeanor, but fixed his gaze on the man behind him with an indifferent face.
on the man.
Wearing a black fish suit, his eyes are as dark as lightning, his eyebrows go straight into his temples, his nose is straight and his mouth is square, and his posture is as tall as a pine tree!
How can ordinary people possess such momentum?
Shi Yue was 100% certain that this person must be Tian Fen, the black-clad guard Qianhu.
Kang Shanzhen asked the abbot for a few words, then knelt down and offered incense religiously. Although his white hair looked very graceful, it foreshadowed his old age, which was gradually losing his youth.
Tian Fen had been standing next to Kang Shanzhen, stern and unsmiling, but his eyes were fixed on Kang Shanzhen's white hair.
Kang Shanzhen knelt down and prayed for a while, then stood up and said to Tian Fen with a smile: "You don't want to go to the incense stick?" His tone was easy-going and there was no hint of unruly official authority. The relationship between the two was evident!
Tian Fen hurriedly bowed and said: "The blessings of the adults are the blessings of Tian Fen. Tian Fen only worships the adults, not the Buddha!"
Kang Shanzhen laughed loudly when he heard the words, with a proud look on his brows, and gave Tian Fen a trusting smile, "I'll walk around first, and I'll ask Master Kongxing for some personal advice. You can wander around as you please!
"
After saying that, he led a group of people and walked out of the Main Hall accompanied by Master Kongxing.
At this time, only Tian Fen, who was standing in person, and two guards beside him were left in the palace. Judging from their appearance, those two guards must be his confidants.
Tian Fen still bowed and looked up to see Kang Shanzhen's figure disappearing from sight. His heroic smile gradually disappeared. He just took a breath and straightened his posture again. His eyes were as sharp as knives and he stared closely.
Looking at the Tathagata Buddha statue, I don’t know what I’m thinking about.
Suddenly, he ordered two guards to guard the door.
The two guards looked at each other, as if they understood what "guarding" meant, and walked out of the hall without saying a word. They just stood at the door from a distance, watching every move around them vigilantly.
Tian Fen walked around the main hall over and over again. His steps were firm and strong, but there was no wind as he walked.
Finally, he stopped in front of the shrine filled with smoke, stared at the Buddha statue through the smoke, and said in a low voice: "Dare I ask Buddha, is it difficult to live as long as the heaven and the earth? Is it vain to live with the sun and the moon?"
Tian Fen seemed to be just amusing himself and had no expectation that this stone Buddha statue could bring him any answers.
While he was laughing coldly, he suddenly heard an old note coming from the belly of the Buddha statue: "It's not difficult! It's not difficult! There is heaven and earth in your heart, and the sun and moon are hidden in your eyes!"
who?
Tian Fen was shocked, not realizing that there was a stranger in the empty lobby! His eyebrows were furrowed, and there was a look of remorse in his eyes, searching for who was spying on him.
When his regretful eyes caught the old monk standing on top of the Buddha statue, he couldn't help but bowed in surprise and said: "It turns out to be Master Daoyue."
It turns out that Tian Fen actually knows this lewd monk?
Shi Yue felt a little nervous in his heart, and a feeling of uneasiness came over him: Hey... a dead horse is a living doctor. At the critical moment, it depends on whether Youlan, the fake Daoyue, can play this scene well.
Youlan was startled, but she didn't know what level of "knowledge" Tian Fen mentioned. She didn't dare to say anything, so she walked down the steps without saying a word.
Tian Fen seemed to be very happy and hurried to the stairs to greet him. He said respectfully: "Master Daoyue, six years ago, I had the honor to listen to you preaching Buddhism in Jile Temple. However, there were so many believers that I could only watch from a distance.
Master’s advice, I am truly lucky to be able to meet with you today.”
After Shi Yue and You Lan heard this, they dispelled their doubts.
It's just that Shi Yue didn't expect that Tian Fen, who had a cold face, was not only good at talking, but he also admired the lustful monk Dao Yue so much. From this point of view, this plan will be successful in nine out of ten! Tsk tsk...God help me!
Tian Fen added: "I have heard for a long time that the master has been in seclusion for many years. I don't know where you are. But you showed up here today. Tian Fen is really surprised."
"Amitabha!" Youlan recited the Buddha's name loudly, calmed her slightly panicked mind, and said mysteriously: "I have been in seclusion for many years, and I have not seen mortals. Today, my ghost spirit is spreading far and wide, and my mind is full. I suddenly felt that a distinguished guest has arrived. Hereby,
Come out and have a look."
Tian Fen was startled, and Wang suddenly realized: "Master Kang just left, and the master showed up. Isn't it a little late?"
"Lord Kang?" Youlan looked surprised, clasped her hands together, and chanted loudly: "That noble man is far away in the horizon, but close in front of you, what does it have to do with Lord Tian?"
Chapter completed!