Dugu Miejue snorted disdainfully and said to Shi Yue: "Are you scared? Are you white? The scheduling is so exquisite that even Xiaoyuer's talent can't be solved, so you can't be solved?"
Shi Yue held his head up and said proudly: "Did aunt forget what happened in Taohuawu?"
Dugu Miejue's face turned red in an instant. She suddenly remembered that in the dark moonlit night, Shi Yue rode on his snow-white body and molested him, rushing his plump butt hard behind, which felt painful and exciting.
It is because of this that I am despairing and knowing the happiness of women. I long for men's comfort deep in my heart.[
She glanced at Shi Yue and whispered: "I will never forget it, it's you who took me..."
Shi Yue said with his own words: "It was through the Taohuawu Poetry Competition that I fought with Zeng Tong and chess, so I snatched Xiaoyuer into my hands. I think my aunt will not forget it."
"Ah? It's this..."
Dugu Miejue immediately closed his mouth: What he was talking about was this, not riding his snow-white body and urging insults?
Alas... the protagonist was Xiao Yuer that day, but not himself.
Somehow, listening to Shi Yue's glory and events at the event rather than the humiliation in the moonlit night, she was extremely disappointed: Can't Shi Yue's crazy things be lingering with her lasting long? It's so annoying.
Xiao Yuer applauded, her face filled with happiness, and she smiled and said, "The master remembered it too. Brother Shi San defeated the top scholar Zeng Tong. Whether it was writing poetry or playing chess, Zeng Tong was left far behind."
"And Brother Shi San's chess skills are the best in history, and they are the number one person in Dayan. How can Xiao Yuer compare to? According to Brother Shi San's chess skills, how could the platoon of the monks be so difficult for Brother Shi San? In the blink of an eye, it was broken?"
Dugu Miejue suddenly realized: Yes, I was confused by this bad guy. Why did I forget that this guy was originally a master of chess?
Thinking of this, I felt hope in my heart: If this guy can really solve the scheduling, wouldn’t it be easy to get into the mountains?
Shi Yue patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, aunt, the task of cracking the schedule will be included in me."
His real chess skills are simply inequality, but he only remembers some complex scheduling trends and techniques in his mind.
But if he takes out a brand new scheduling for him to crack, even if he dies of 10 billion brain cells, the chance of unlocking the scheduling will be slim.
But why did this guy Shi Yue dare to take on a big plan?
This guy has a support!
Although he couldn't untie it, wasn't he a magical little loli? Is Ouyang Liufeng's daughter an ordinary person?
The five elements of Qimen and the eight trigrams can be solved, not to mention this mere scheming?
Thinking about the complicated schedulings I made at the beginning, which one of them was not easily cracked by the little loli?
With the little loli, you don't have to worry about anything.[
This matter was settled.
Dugu Miejue frowned again and said, "If you want to learn the art of room and pretend to be a disciple of a monk, although you are smart and have a high understanding, can solve the scheduling and break into the mountains, you can't do it yourself. To practice the art of room, one man and one woman, and two people can practice it at the same time. How can you practice the art of room alone? So, you also need a smart and beautiful woman to become. Otherwise, those monks will not let you enter the mountain."
"So that's how it is."
Shi Yue thought about it and found it funny: How do you practice the art of room alone? Do you use the fifth girl? Is that a little miserable?
"Master, isn't there me?"
Xiao Yuer looked excited: "Brother Shi San and I will go in together. We are a couple lovers, and we just happened to go in together. Those monks promised that they had no objection."
"Yes, Xiao Yuer is really good. She has martial arts skills..."
Shi Yue instinctively agreed, but suddenly saw Dugu Miejue lowering his head, his face was red, his jade hands were rubbing nervously, his brows were frowning, and he was thinking about something shameful. Moreover, his eyes were full of resentment, staring at his toes, looking at him without blinking.
Oh, why am I so stupid?
Pretending to be a couple, this is a good opportunity, I'm so stupid!
Shi Yue refused firmly: "No, Xiaoyuer can't go." As soon as he said this, he clearly heard Dugu Miejue breathe a long sigh and secretly glance at her delicate face. He found that her frown brows were stretched out, her eyes were watery, and she was also secretly glanced at him.
Haha... There is a chance!
Shi Yue was very happy: pretending to be a couple? I wonder if there is a chance to make a fake show?
Xiao Yuer heard Shi Yue refuse, but stopped doing it and muttered, "Why can't I do it?"
Shi Yue explained: "Those monks are so powerful, all of whom are very powerful in martial arts and extremely brave. I am afraid that you will encounter danger after entering. With your martial arts, it will be difficult for you to escape after being besieged. You, be good, don't go anywhere."
"Is my martial arts that bad?" Xiao Yuer looked unwilling: "Eunuch Hong was putting it in my hands at the beginning."
Shi Yue smiled and said, "That's because Eunuch Hong is seriously injured and unable to support him. Besides, aren't you relying on Lei Dong's power?"
Dugu Miejue also said with a stern face: "Little Yuer must be obedient. If it weren't for Xiao Yuer, you have insufficient experience in the world, your master would not have been bitten by a poisonous snake."
"Oh, then I'll be obedient."
Xiao Yuer looked unhappy, but thinking about the poisonous snake, she really didn't dare to make a fuss. Qiqiai Ai said, "If I don't follow Brother Shi San, who will follow me? Pretend to be a couple? Do you have to sleep together at night? This is so embarrassing."
Dugu Miejue was reluctant to speak, his face was flushed, his red lips were pursed tightly, and he didn't say anything.
Shi Yue understood it and smiled and said, "If you talk about martial arts, my aunt is the most powerful. I am still familiar with the background of the monks. As the saying goes, knowing your opponent and knowing yourself will never be defeated in a hundred battles, otherwise... Thank you for your hard work, my aunt pretends to be a couple and follows me into the mountain?"[
Dugu Miejue obviously saw Xiaoyuer looking over in surprise, his face turned redder, and he spat: "Shi San, what are you thinking about? I don't want it. You... just give up."
Shi Yue was a little confused: Why is my aunt unwilling to do it again?
Could it be that Xiao Yuer looked at him and was so embarrassed that he dared not agree?
Shi Yue hurriedly winked at Xiao Yuer, blaming her for not cooperating with her, her eyes full of complaints.
Xiao Yuer also realized that she was doing something wrong, so she hurriedly held Dugu Miejue's hand and comforted him: "Master, just promise Brother Shi San. Master is very skilled in martial arts and can help Brother Shi San. I am just a little burden, and it's far from it."
"And, pretending to be a couple is the only chance to enter the mountain. If the master is unwilling, how can he kill those three monks? Master, just agree. Brother Shi San is a good person. Although he may sleep in the same bed, he will not touch you. Master, don't worry."
She spoke softly, persuading Dugu Miejue, but secretly thought in her heart: That bad guy would not touch his master, he would only move on to the rampage under him.
As soon as the gun was stabbed, the master became soft and surrendered obediently.