"Oh my God, you are finally here." When Natasha walked out of the room, her expression was very bad. You rarely see such an irritable and helpless expression on the face of this female agent.
"Oh, Captain Steve, why are you here? Didn't I just call a psychiatrist?" Natasha had just closed the door, and when she turned her head, she saw the tall Steve, who was also a little embarrassed.
Said: "Actually, the psychiatrist didn't come, only I did."
"It's just you? Then how are you going to deal with that mental patient? Don't blame me for not reminding you, he is really seriously ill." Natasha was obviously a little angry, she said: "A chauvinistic idiot is really
So stupid, he actually said that I am not strong enough??? Let me find a strong warrior to talk to him???"
"Didn't you let him experience the power of the Black Widow?"
"You'll know when you go in." Natasha glanced back at the door and continued: "But I still have to say, try not to conflict with him. Nick just called me and said that he is very important and hopes that the agent can communicate with him.
He communicates rationally.”
"Don't worry." Steve opened the door, turned back and smiled at Natasha and said, "I'm not that violent."
As soon as he walked in, he saw an extremely tall blond man beating the wall and retching. Apparently, the black widow who was very angry with him gave him some pepper spray.
Steve clicked his tongue. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s anti-wolf spray was not the low-power product on the market. Anyone with a nose would definitely be disgusted if it touched it.
He pressed the headphones in his ears and said to the tall man: "Hello."
Hearing the noise, the man stopped retching and turned around. He pushed the long golden hair away from his ears, looked Steve up and down with his eyes, and then said angrily: "This is not bad, it's worth a fight.
"
"Human! Tell me your name! I am Thor Odinson from Asgard!"
His voice was so loud that it gave Steve a headache, but he still smiled kindly and said, "My name is Steve, Steve Rogers."
Thor came over, grabbed the railing in the middle of the room and said, "That woman just now was really too thin, and she dared to call me a patient!"
He shook the railing and said: "Let me out, human! You are disrespecting the future Lord of the Nine Kingdoms!"
"Let's not talk about it for now." Steve looked Thor up and down and said, "Do you want to change your clothes?"
Thor was wearing a medieval armor and a helmet on his head, but I don't know if it was because he hit the ground face first. The helmet was severely deformed, and the armor was also broken into pieces. The lining of the armor became
The tattered cloth strips are still stained with a lot of mud. If you come back from a medieval battlefield as a soldier, you may not look like this.
Thor snorted and said: "Heroes on the battlefield never care about their appearance, they only talk about their enemies' heads!"
Steve didn't understand this sentence because the English Thor used was mixed with an Old English accent and some self-made words that didn't know where they came from. It sounded like a transliteration of another language. Steve
It has only been dormant for decades, not thousands of years. This kind of accent, which has been eliminated by the human language system, sounds really confusing.
"Okay, can you tell me how you got here?" Steve spread his hands and said, "You suddenly fell from the sky and destroyed many houses. Your weapons are still occupying a house.
Yard, and more importantly, 13 people are still lying in the hospital because of your fall."
Thor waved his hand impatiently and said: "That's because you humans are too weak and are not warriors at all, and you have no belief in risking your life. In Asgard, you either die or get up."
Continue fighting……"
Even if Steve only heard a partial understanding, his face still darkened. Captain America has always had a good temper, and there were not many things that could make him angry, but it was obvious that this Thor had stepped on his minefield.
All over.
He opened the door that separated the railing of the room and walked in. In fact, Steve was not as tall as Thor, let alone as burly as him, but the two of them had a similar temperament, and Thor obviously noticed this.
, he asked: "It seems that you are also a warrior, and you are one of the more heroic ones among humans."
As soon as Steve's expression softened a little, Thor continued: "But that's meaningless. When I came here a long time ago, I discovered that you will only point the butcher knife at your own people. This is not the case in Asgard."
It's shameful, your record is not worth bragging about."
Steve took a deep breath, pressed the earphone and said, "Dr. Schiller, can we start the diagnosis and treatment? I'm afraid if I delay for a while, I really can't help but punch him."
Schiller's voice came from the earphones, and he said: "I'm afraid you have to endure it for a while, his information is useful."
Thor stood in the room with his hands on his hips, staring at Steve and said: "What are you muttering about? Don't use those small tricks! It is useless against the warriors of Asgard!"
Thor's voice was really loud, which made Steve's ears ring a little, but he still followed the prepared question and said: "The hammer about 7 kilometers away is your weapon, right?"
"Yes, that is Mjolnir, born from the extinguished sun and the dwarf fire! The branches of the World Tree give it new life! The blessing of the father of the gods gives it strength!"
Steve directly skipped this aria that he didn't understand at all, and continued: "Okay, that's not important. I told you before, that hammer still occupies the yard of a house. If
That's your weapon, please take it away immediately."
Thor opened his mouth, as if he was a little embarrassed, but he was embarrassed to say it. Finally, he sighed and said, "Well, the great god cannot lie. I can't pick it up."
"But isn't that your weapon?"
"The reason is very complicated!" Thor looked a little impatient, "I had a quarrel with the father of the gods..."
"So you and your hammer are here?"
Steve paused and said, "I'm going to assume that what you said is true and not the ravings of a mental patient."
"The father of the gods you call should be your biological father. After you quarreled with your father, he threw you out of the house..."
"The only question is, what does this have to do with the earth? What does this have to do with mankind? He wants to kick you out of the house. The so-called nine kingdoms are so big, why do they have to throw you to the earth?"
Unexpectedly, this made Thor start talking and started to vomit bitterly: "I am the biological son of the Father of the Gods, the prince of Asgard, and the future master of the nine kingdoms, but at my coronation ceremony...
"
"...Forget it, you humans don't understand this anyway. Anyway, I broke into Jotunheim and made a fuss, but what's the point?"
"...I can't figure it out, even if he throws me onto an ancient battlefield, why would it be in this remote and desolate corner of the earth?"
Thor was obviously furious. He hammered the wall with his hand and said loudly: "There is no warrior here at all! I will be bored to death here, and that will satisfy him, right?!"
Steve finally understood why Natasha showed such a helpless and irritable expression. The big man in front of him was thinking like a steel bar, completely centered around words such as war, bravery, warrior, great Asgard and so on.
Turn, no matter what topic you talk to him about, you will eventually come back to these few words.
Steve saw that Thor was getting angry. He turned on the earphone and said to Schiller: "You told me before that this was an alien with a bad mind. I didn't quite believe it. After all, a race that can travel in space can be so stupid."
Where to go?"
"But now it seems that upgrading all the abilities to muscles is a way out."
Schiller's response came from the earphone: "Indeed, if you don't have enough wisdom to build a spaceship, you can just jump to Mars."
After saying that, both of them laughed.
But this was misunderstood by Thor as a joke. He waved his arms vigorously and said angrily: "Mortals! Even if the gods of Asgard lose their power, you can't laugh at them!"
Steve took a step back. Obviously, Captain America knew that it was not a good choice to have a violent conflict with this big man at this time. He said to Schiller in the earphone: "Then what should we do now? It seems that he is completely
Unable to communicate."
"Let's give him some psychological treatment first. If it doesn't work, then think of other ways. You can do this first..."
Steve asked Thor: "It seems that you don't understand your father's decision. In fact, I also think that driving you so far away just because of a quarrel is a bit excessive..."
Thor seemed to have found a soulmate. He said: "I didn't expect that there would be humans who understood me. Everyone around me said that I was wrong. They all stood on Odin's side, but I actually didn't do anything at all!
"
He took a heavy breath from his nose and said with some complaints: "Obviously I have made so many military exploits and contributed so much to Asgard! But they seemed to have turned a blind eye, just because I
On impulse, they threw me out and didn't even let me use the weapon. This is an insult to a soldier!"
"Actually, is there a possibility that it's not because of this incident? Maybe you and your father have deep grudges?"
Thor pursed his lips, as if he didn't want to admit it, but he still said: "Actually, I think so too. I found out that Odin was a little dissatisfied with me before, but I thought that as long as I could achieve greater achievements, then he would
Then you won’t be angry with me…”
"I fought bravely on the battlefield and made many military exploits, but he still treated me like this in the end." His voice finally weakened a little, sounding a little sad: "He drove me out of the home I had always guarded, the place where I was born.
Place, beautiful and sacred Asgard..."
"Okay, but it's useless to be sad now. Things are already like this. What are you going to do?"
"I have to get my weapon back first!" Thor said very distressedly: "How can a warrior not have his weapon? This is a great shame!"
"But in order to punish me, Odin deprived me of all my divine power. Without my divine power, I couldn't lift the hammer."
Thor sighed and said: "He asked me to study on Earth, but I don't know what I want to learn. Even without my divine power, I am stronger than everyone here. Do I have to go with these fragile mortals?"
Want to learn how to fight?"
"In your opinion, your father is a very fatuous king?"
"Of course not!" Thor retorted loudly: "The father of the gods is a very wise king. He has ruled the nine kingdoms for so many years and has always been deeply loved. How can he be a fatuous king?"
"Then since he is not a foolish king, but he has made such a decision, haven't you ever thought about his deep meaning?"
Thor showed a painful expression, and said: "Why do you also say that? Someone has been whispering in my ears before, thinking about Odin's deep meaning, he must have other plans, other plans..."
"But that's not what I should do! This kind of guessing work should be done by Loki. My brother is the best at this!"
"And me? I am a brave warrior! I am the vanguard to win glory for Asgard! What I hate most is waiting on the spot, guessing every day but with no results..."
"As I said before, things are already like this."
"As you said, you have been deprived of your divine power and cannot hold weapons. There are neither your opponents nor your teammates on this earth. You don't need to fight here. Even if you don't guess, there is nothing else.
It can be done.”
Thor let out a long sigh from his nose and said: "Well, if this is what he means, then so be it, take off the armor, throw the weapons aside, and be a mediocre mortal, living every day.
Leading a boring life without any sense of faith or honor."
"If that's what he thinks, then let's do it. What's that word called? Yes, a holiday... I'll give myself a holiday, stay away from the nine prosperous countries, and sprout and grow in this corner where no one cares.
Grass……"
Thor took a few steps back and leaned against the corner, looking a little decadent.
Steve sighed, held down the earphones and said: "Every time I hear his adjectives for the earth, I really want to punch him."
Then he said to Thor: "Since that's what you think, then I think we can talk."
"What are you talking about?" Thor raised his eyelids.
"First of all, since you don't have supernatural powers, you should also need food and drink, right?" Steve and Thor stared at each other, and Steve said: "This is not a homeless shelter. We will not provide food and accommodation for you.
You have to figure it out yourself."
"I am the prince of Asgard! The guardian of the nine kingdoms! How can you..." Thor started shouting again.
"Then you can try and see if this identity can help you find a job on Earth and support yourself."
Thor turned his head and murmured in a low voice: "When I came here before, I found that humans are cunning and stingy. They give shepherds a day's reward, or even only one piece of bread..."
"Furthermore, when you and your hammer fell, you damaged three houses and injured more than a dozen people. You have to compensate for these losses."
"Odin will..."
"We can't contact Odin, we can only contact you. In short, although you didn't mean it, at least you hurt someone accidentally. If you can't compensate for this loss, I'm afraid you will go to jail."
"Prison???" Thor raised his voice and said in disbelief: "I am the prince of Asgard! How can you let the future father of the gods go to jail?! That will be the first time in my reign.
stain, you damn mortals..."
As he spoke, he began to become irritable again, and even raised his fist to attack Steve. Steve took a few steps back and said to the earphone: "It seems that psychological therapy is not very effective. Do you have any other suggestions?"
way?"
"Of course, give him a punch."
"Wait a minute, isn't this jump a bit big?"
"Nothing, this is another kind of therapy corresponding to psychotherapy, and it is also a backup plan for this communication. I call it physical therapy."
Steve weighed his feet twice, then rubbed his wrists and said, "Is this really okay? Will beating aliens cause a diplomatic incident?"
"That's what Nick Fury has to consider. You just have to consider how much power you have."
"What percentage do you think is better?"
"My suggestion is 100%. Even if he doesn't have divine power, he still has a divine body and cannot be beaten."
"Human... what do you want to do?" At this time, Thor also noticed Steve's actions, and he said contemptuously: "You don't want to fight with the most heroic warrior in Asgard, do you? Then I
I will let you know that God cannot be provoked..."
"boom!!!"
Thor flew out and was directly embedded in the wall, and then fainted. Steve retracted his fist and said: "What a weak god."
At this time, Natasha, who had gone out to smoke, came back. As soon as she entered the door, she saw Steve standing in the room, and Thor fainted on the side. The female agent took a breath and said: "What's going on?"
Really? Is this what you do...psychotherapy?"
Steve turned around, smiled, and said, "...this is physical therapy."