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Chapter 209 Vomiting (1)

As the saying goes, if people don’t worry about the long term, they will worry about the near future, and the same goes for God.

Thor was going crazy with Loki's humiliation. If it were him before, even if he knew he couldn't defeat him and knew that attacking his superior would result in Heimdall being expelled, he would definitely fight Loki.

Life and death.

But after coming to Earth, Thor understood one thing: objective facts are not changed by people's subjective initiative. If you fail in the interview, you have failed. If the company doesn't accept you, it won't accept you. If you can't find a job, you can't find it.

When it came to work, it was useless no matter how angry and complaining Thor was.

During this period of time, Thor has hit a wall countless times. Originally, his warehouse workers did a pretty good job, but the wages were too low. After paying the rent, Thor even had problems with food and clothing.

He desperately wanted to find a job with a higher salary, but there really weren't any good jobs in Hell's Kitchen, so he had no choice but to go out.

Fortunately, when he was working in the warehouse, he got along well with a group of truck drivers from Texas. Thor learned some skills in driving and repairing cars from them, so he found a car repair shop near southern Manhattan.

Got a job.

But this job was too far from his residence, and Thor had to find a new house. The problem he faced now was that the only house he could afford to rent that was close enough to his workplace was Loki's.

Even if Loki was trying to trick him and laugh at him, Thor could only bow to reality. If he couldn't go to work on time and get paid, he would have to sleep on the road again.

I don’t know what Loki was thinking. Anyway, in the end, he opened the door to Thor. I don’t know what the relationship between the two of them was. Anyway, in the end, Loki rented the house to Thor.

There are many apartments near the high-end apartment where Loki is located. In an apartment opposite, SHIELD agent Hill looked across with a telescope. The symbiote Phantom complained in her body: "I still think you guys

It’s a bit too risky to use the riot as a research plan, even if we send him back to the planet Klinta and lock him up?”

"I don't know why you humans are so bold. Aren't you afraid that Nar's chaotic power will come again?"

Hill shrugged and said, "You can only tell the director about this. This is his plan, and I can't change anything."

The Phantom Demon said very helplessly: "Also, if you monitor the two princes of Asgard like this, will you really not be hated by God King Odin? He is the master of the nine kingdoms..."

"It's not very important, but don't tell me, these two princes are quite handsome..." Hill put one hand on his hips and held a telescope in the other and asked Huan Mo: "Which one do you think is more handsome among them? I still like him better."

A bit more Loki, a guy like Thor..."

Hill shrugged and said, "Some people may like it, but it's not my cup of tea."

"I..." Huan Mo didn't know how to answer. Hill thought she was shy. She said, "I can feel that you are more interested in Thor. Every time Thor is mentioned, you seem to be emotionally disturbed."

There are some fluctuations, how about it? Let me introduce you two to each other?"

"No need!" Phantom shouted.

Then, she murmured in a low voice: "The Asa God of Thunder almost killed us all with a thunderbolt. Do you know him? Do you think the thunder is not painful enough?"

"So you're afraid of him?"

"I don't!"

Suddenly, Hill put down the telescope, rubbed his eyes, and then used the telescope to look at the window opposite again. He said with some confusion: "Am I dazzled? Why does the room opposite seem to be on fire?"

The phantom had already covered Hill's body, and she said, "You're not dazzled, you're just on fire."

In an instant, Hill appeared outside Loki and Thor's apartment. She knocked on the door and said, "Hello, are you there? I saw there was a fire in your house!"

There was a violent sound in the house. After a while, Thor opened the door. His face was blackened. He wiped his face vigorously and said, "We are fine! We will take care of it right away!"

As he said that, there was another loud "bang" sound from the kitchen. Thor looked back, and then blocked Hill's sight with his burly body. He said, "Are you a neighbor? Um... let's go out to cook."

There was an accident, really, it will be dealt with right away, believe me..."

There was another loud noise, and thick smoke poured out of the kitchen. Loki was choked out. He coughed twice and said to the childcare worker standing at the door: "It's really on fire. Put out the fire quickly..."

Thor covered his eyes. Hill at the door pointed to the stairwell and said, "There are firefighting equipment there. You can use it if you open it."

After the fire was put out, although Hill was curious about what happened, she had no reason to stay, so she returned to her base and continued remote surveillance.

As a result, less than an hour later, the glass in the opposite room was shattered by the violent explosion, and billowing black smoke came out of the room. Hill hurried downstairs.

Loki walked forward quickly, his face was also blackened a few times, and Thor behind him was even more invisible, turning into a little black man.

Thor yelled at Loki hysterically: "Look at the good things you have done!! You are simply the most incompetent Vulcan I have ever seen!!! If you hadn't used flames to light the stove, it wouldn't have exploded...

"

With the sound of fire alarm sirens, Loki also said angrily: "How do I know what is going on? Controlling fire is an ability that comes with my priesthood. How do I know why the flames are uncontrollable?"

Burnt pipe??”

"You've messed up once before!" Thor emphasized: "But you still have to do it, is your head in knots?!"

Loki was so angry that he laughed. He never thought that he would be ridiculed by Thor. Just when the two of them were arguing, a firefighter in fire uniforms came over and said: "You are the two people in the burning house."

Victim, what is your relationship?"

Neither of them spoke. The firefighter glanced at the two of them. He showed a strange expression, then took out his notebook and registered: "No matter what your relationship is, come back to the police station with us now. A major fire accident requires

Be prepared…”

Seeing the two princes being taken to the fire truck, Hill came over, showed his ID, and said, "Agents of SHIELD, please cooperate."

Twenty minutes later, in SHIELD's office, Natasha sat at the table facing the two of them and said without raising her head: "Name?"

"Thor Odinson." Thor said angrily.

"Loki Odinson."

"Hey, your last name is not Odinson! Only the eldest son of the God King can use the title of Odinson!"

"Can you shut up?" Loki touched his face and said viciously to Thor: "I am a god now, you can't contradict me!"

Natasha knocked on the table and said expressionlessly: "Do you know that the gas explosion you caused in a densely populated high-end apartment can be characterized as a terrorist activity carried out by aliens?"

Loki stretched out his hand to signal Natasha to calm down, and said: "I can explain, the thing is like this..."

Natasha put one hand on her face, making an expression like "I want to see what you can make up", and listened to Loki's speech.

"I obtained the priesthood of the God of Fire. Of course, I know you humans don't understand how this priesthood system works, but in a literal sense, the God of Fire should have the ability to control fire, right?"

After finishing speaking, Loki felt that his words were too silly, but looking at Natasha and nodding, he still said: "Human gas stoves should also be lit with fire. Is there no problem with that?"

Natasha nodded again.

Thor interrupted: "But your fire control ability is like a piece of shit! We just needed a small flame to ignite the gas stove, and you made a fireball bigger than the refrigerator door..."

Loki ignored him completely and continued: "Theoretically speaking, the fire control ability of the Vulcan priesthood should be perfect."

"So?" Natasha looked up at him.

Loki opened his mouth and looked at Natasha's beautiful face. He felt that in front of a beautiful woman, his next conclusion was indeed a bit embarrassing.

"But there is a slight gap between theory and reality..."

Natasha sighed, closed the file in front of her and said, "The reason why SHIELD tolerates Thor staying on Earth is because he doesn't have any powers beyond ordinary people, but you are different."

"I don't care whether you can't control your divine power or whether you made a mistake in casting a spell. In short, you burned down human houses, frightened the surrounding residents, and wasted fire alarm resources. In short, we have to repatriate you..."

"No! Wait!" Rocky stood up and said, "I have a very important business this month! I just negotiated it yesterday and I'm going to meet the client soon. It's a big order for Bankers Trust. I can't just

so……"

At this moment, Nick Fury pushed open the office door. He was covered in smoke and was holding a crystal ball in his hand. The other three were staring at him. Nick coughed and blew out a puff of black smoke from his mouth.

, and then said: "Put aside other issues, can you not be so rude when you send express delivery from Asgard?"

"Uh...were you struck by thunder?" Natasha asked.

"Don't be like Colson and always ask the obvious questions."

Thor and Loki looked at each other, and Loki said: "This is the good quality of Asgard, simple, fast, and done in one step, although it is a bit rough..."

Natasha walked up to Nick, and Nick handed her the crystal ball, then looked at Rocky and said: "Since your father has paid the custody fee, we can temporarily not pursue the troubles you caused, but you must

You have to promise us that it won’t happen again.”

Loki raised his hands and said, "I will never use Vulcan's power again."

Natasha asked with some confusion: "Don't you only know the ability of the God of Fire? Moreover, after a fire breaks out, don't you know how to use your magic to put out the fire?"

"I don't know what's going on." Loki turned his head and looked to the side. He also said a little doubtfully: "I can't control the fireball I made, and I still have a little... that is, a little..."

Thor looked at his brother's expression, grinned and said, "Are you... afraid of fire?"

------Digression-----

Let me tell you, the author is not full-time and has other work in the morning. Sometimes I am busy in the morning, so the coding time in the afternoon will be delayed, and the update will be late. Usually I will notify the update time adjustment in the group, but I find it difficult to wait.

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