"You can't expect a chaotic creature with a brain full of jelly to have a correct understanding of the human body when transcoding. If it weren't for the embryo born from that monster, she might have manifested six legs for herself.
maybe……"
Bruce carefully observed the little girl's face and found that not only the teeth, but the little girl's eyes were the same blue as his, but the holes were vertical, just like the original Parallax monster.
Bruce took another deep breath, feeling that his worldview had been impacted.
But as Schiller said, the matter has come to this, and a solution must be found. He asked: "If she lives in human society, what should she do with these fangs?"
"She is born, but she is too young and cannot be corrected. Is it difficult to find a dentist with proven moral standards to issue a diagnosis of dental malformation for her?"
"Okay, what about the eyes?"
"Heterochromia iridis, find an ophthalmologist with proven moral standards..."
"Okay, I get it." Bruce interrupted Schiller's next words. He looked at the little girl. In addition to being shocked by the impact on her worldview, he also had a somewhat strange feeling.
When people see a child who looks almost exactly like themselves, the desire to protect their offspring that is engraved in human genes will rise, and Bruce is no exception.
"Look at it openly, even if she will create a lot of new problems for you in the future, at least she can solve an urgent problem for you now, and that is the mental state of your butler Alfred."
"You have mentioned more than once before that Alfred is in a low mood because he is too concerned about your situation. We have discussed how to make him empathize before. Obviously, an illegitimate child without a mother
Women's Association is a good choice..."
"Even if I want to raise her, she is still an adopted daughter."
"Okay, no problem, an adopted daughter who looks exactly like you."
Bruce pursed his lips. At least regarding his appearance, he couldn't clean it up even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
Bruce thought back to Alfred's overly excited state this morning, and he felt that it was not an option to continue like this.
With the mentality of treating a dead horse as a living horse, Bruce still took the little girl home.
When Alfred saw this little girl who looked almost exactly like Bruce, his butler smashed the plate in his hand.
Just when Bruce prepared a large set of arguments to persuade Alfred, Alfred took the little girl from his hands and said: "Have the legal issues been dealt with?
Master, if there are difficulties in fighting for custody, I think we can..."
"Wait a minute, Alfred, this isn't..."
"I understand, I understand, young master, a passionate youthful joy, an accident, a heartbroken mother, an innocent illegitimate daughter..."
"But it doesn't matter. We can give this great mother a sum of money and say she is your late ex-wife, so that the child will not have any reputational damage..."
"I..." Bruce was choked up. Obviously, in just a few seconds, Alfred completed the entire story and was even ready to deal with the aftermath.
"What's her name?" Alfred looked into Bruce's eyes.
Bruce saw the long-lost hope and expectation in his eyes. He was silent for a long time, and finally did not tell the truth. Instead, he said in a low voice: "Elsa...her name is Elsa."
"Aisha, that's a good name..." Alfred's Adam's apple moved, and Bruce saw his eyes were red. Alfred lowered his head and said in a hoarse voice: "Master... oh, no...
It’s the master, I really didn’t expect you to be willing to bring the young lady back, I thought you…”
Bruce took a deep breath, and at this moment, he saw that Alfred was much older again, his tall and straight spine was hunched a little, and Bruce also lowered his head.
"Ahhhhhh!!"
Elsa in Alfred's arms suddenly screamed. The old housekeeper looked down at Elsa's teeth and said, "Oh my god! Why are the young lady's teeth deformed? Oh yes, she is too young to have her teeth straightened.
But it doesn’t matter, you can hire a dentist in a few years..."
At the same time, Alfred also saw Elsa's ordinary eyes. He said: "Is this heterochromia iridis? Is it inherited from his mother? What a pitiful little person..."
Bruce's words of explanation were suppressed. Alfred teased Elsa and said with some confusion: "This child must be almost four years old, right? Why can't he speak yet? And his expression seems a little..."
"Is it autism in children? This needs to be corrected as soon as possible. I'm going to look through the phone book to see if there is any reliable psychiatrist..."
"I know a good doctor..." Bruce said to Alfred in a stiff tone: "That is my university psychology professor, Schiller Rodriguez..."
"Really? That would be great. Invite this professor to your home one day, oh! I think, just tomorrow. I'll call and make an appointment now. It shouldn't be the professor's do-not-disturb time, right?
"
Bruce shook his head mechanically and said, "No."
Alfred put Elsa back into Bruce's arms, and then said to him: "Master, in the parent-child relationship, companionship is very important, especially since the young lady may still have autism, parents need more support.
Be patient and guide her, I think you will do a good job..."
Bruce glanced down at Elsa, and Elsa showed him a scary smile full of fangs. Bruce sighed, closed his eyes and said, "...I'll try my best."
An hour later, Bruce took the phone and said to the receiver: "Selena! Come on! I need your help, come on over..."
Half an hour later, Selena looked at the little girl who looked exactly like Bruce, her eyes widened, then she walked up to Bruce, slapped him in the face, and turned away angrily.
Bruce took her arm and said, "Selena, things are not what you think. Let me explain..."
Half an hour later, Selina crossed her arms, looked at Bruce suspiciously, and said, "Bruce, if I didn't know you well and knew that you wouldn't be able to make up such a richly imaginative story for an illegitimate daughter, I would really
I’m going to give you another slap in the face and say you can start writing fantasy novels..."
Suddenly, Selena showed a strange expression on her face and said, "If that's the case, then she wasn't born by you?"
After saying that, those beautiful big eyes looked down, and their gaze fell on Bruce's belly, and Selina showed a teasing smile.
Bruce turned to look at Aisha and said helplessly: "Now is not the time to discuss her origin. I never thought that getting along with a child would be so..."
Selina heard a deep sense of weakness in his tone, but she said in a rather brisk tone: "I heard Maggie say that children are the cutest things in the world, and getting married and having children with the person you love is the key to Marge."
Ji’s lifelong goal shouldn’t be that difficult, right?”
Half an hour later, Selena and Bruce sat on the edge of the bed together and sighed. Selena's originally smooth long hair had turned into a bird's nest, and Bruce's hair on his forehead also stood up.
At this time, Aisha was biting the pillar at the head of the bed with her fangs, refusing to let go. Bruce grabbed her arm and said, "Come down quickly and let go of your mouth, okay? Why are you biting her?
it?"
Selena pushed her hair back with her hands, then looked at the row of tooth marks on her arm and said, "Why don't you tell me just now that she is your pet dog that became a spirit..."
Her hair fell down and covered her eyes, making her look like a crazy woman who went out without combing her hair.
In just half an hour, the young couple, who were still children themselves, fully understood the reason why human cubs are classified as the most terrifying creatures.
First of all, Elsa cannot speak, and the way she expresses all her emotions is by yelling.
You can't say it was crying, because she didn't shed tears at all, she just screamed in various frequencies, and perhaps because she was not a mere human being, the penetrating power of this scream was simply terrifying.
Even if Bruce carried her to a separate room, Selina could still hear her screams in the bedroom several rooms away.
The second thing is that Elsa will put everything in her sight into her mouth. It seems that the way she identifies all objects in the world is to put them in her mouth and take a bite.
And because she is not just a human, her bite force is simply amazing. A simple summary is that she will bite anyone she catches and won't let go.
The sharp teeth in her mouth made her fighting power stronger. With one bite of "Katcha", a large piece of the solid wood bedpost was bitten off. If she hadn't had some sense to know not to bite, Bruce and Selena would have been there by now.
In the hospital.
The most troublesome thing is that this little girl who was born from a chaotic creature seems to be completely unable to understand human speech. Bruce even suspects that she does not know English at all. All the instructions given by Bruce are completely ignored by Aisha, and it can be said that she does whatever she wants.
, Elsa can go wherever she wants.
And once Bruce tried to stop her, she would start howling non-stop, and when he put it down again, she would find the nearest object in sight, bite "Kacha" in one bite, and then Bruce and Celine
Na then had to pat her back hurriedly and make her spit out the debris in her mouth.
Now Bruce is not yet twenty years old, and so is Selina. Both of them are still children themselves. If they are asked to take care of another child, you can imagine how crazy they will be.
And obviously, this chaotic life has just begun.
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Let me tell you, there is an update festival on the 15th, and there will be a lottery if you get more, so 15 should be 0.10,000 words, and there will be 10,000 words before 24:00, and then there will be no more on the 16th.
Just move the update from the 16th to the 15th.
Because the author really doesn’t have a single word saved in the manuscript, and he really can’t write 20,000 words in one day, so he can only do this sad