On the first day Schiller returned to Marvel's New York, Peter came to the clinic dejectedly, with a collapse band hanging on his arm. Schiller looked him up and down and said, "It doesn't look like your trip to the West will be good."
How did it go smoothly?"
Peter sighed, sat down opposite Schiller, put his schoolbag on his lap, and accidentally touched the injured arm. He yelled "Ah", then sighed again and said:
"If nothing else, I might not be suitable for being a superhero."
"What's wrong? Did you meet a difficult opponent?"
"The opponent is actually not difficult to deal with at all, but..."
Next, in Peter's description, Schiller heard about his and Captain America's ridiculous journey to the west.
Steve is a veteran with rich experience, but similarly, as Captain America, the team members he has been assigned in the past are all elite warriors. They have been tempered for a long time. Even new recruits are not lacking in various combat skills.
, it just lacks some practical experience.
But Peter the Spider, he is completely a blank slate now. He still relies on rogue boxing techniques to fight, and his defense basically relies on physical fitness, not to mention any tactical qualities.
In order to train the little spider, Steve deliberately did not let SHIELD arrange the trip, but took Peter on his own.
The first trouble they encountered on this road trip was Peter's insatiable appetite.
The growth stage of Peter's spider mutation has not passed yet. He needs to eat a lot of food every day. Even if Steve is rich, anyone who has watched some road movies knows that it is difficult to ensure that there is a suitable place for every meal.
When it comes to eating, most of the time I just buy some fast food and carry it in my backpack, and take a few bites when I'm hungry.
But Peter was so good at eating that he ate all the things they brought in their backpacks within two meals, so the two had to change their itinerary. After taking the first bus, they went to the nearest
A small town.
Prices in this town are not high, but Peter still ate thousands of dollars in food. Credit cards are not supported here, and the cash Steve brought was quickly spent, so the two of them started their road trip.
,This is the end.
Steve had to call Coulson to send him money. In the end, SHIELD drove the two of them to their destination and solved Peter's food problem.
Since the last time Schiller took Spider-Man and Pikachu to loot SHIELD's food, they urgently developed a new compressed dry food with nutrient solution, which can provide a large amount of energy beyond what ordinary people need, thus avoiding a disaster.
The embarrassing situation where all the restaurants on the road were eaten out by Peter.
After arriving at the place, Steve began to take Little Spider to detect the traces of the ninjas. Although Peter learned a lot in the process, he still messed up most of the things.
He has superhuman strength and resilience, but the only thing he has is that he talks a lot and is very active.
In the beginning, when Peter didn't understand anything, it was okay. He just followed Steve obediently and watched how he investigated the information. But then Peter learned a little bit, and he had the talkative and excessive talkative nature in his bones.
The animal genes are starting to get sick again.
Peter learned some skills, so he felt that he could do better. Steve wanted to climb over the wall, so he jumped on the wall. Steve wanted to get close to a security guard and knock him out, so he jumped directly from the roof.
Climb up, then jump in front of the security guard, say hello to him, and then punch him in the face.
In short, two guys with completely different combat styles messed up all reconnaissance operations without any tacit cooperation.
Fortunately, the group of ninjas seemed to be sure that no one would come to the desolate west, and their traces were relatively easy to trace. Before long, Steve and Peter found a small stronghold of theirs.
What happened next was even more speechless.
Originally, they only had to deal with a few low-level ninjas. Steve was right. Their trip this time was just a warm-up. Although those ninjas jumped around and disappeared suddenly, they couldn't actually be beaten.
But the problem arises from the disappearance. Steve swung his shield and the ninja disappeared. Behind him was Peter who was trying to scare the ninja and make a face for him.
The hard shield hit Peter's arm with a "bang!" and fractured it on the spot.
This was the first time in Captain America's life that he fired on friendly forces, and the effect was remarkable.
"Steve told me that it would be better to deal with these enemies from behind, so I swung from the rafters and tried to attack them from behind, but who knew he would change to a frontal attack? I never knew he was so powerful.
Big, I flew out directly and was slapped against the wall..."
"Those ninjas were knocked down by him in three or five blows, but I was also knocked down by him in one blow." Peter said a little pitifully.
Schiller really couldn't hold back his laughter. Peter said resentfully: "Laugh, laugh. When I came back, I had already been laughed at by Coulson, Natasha and Matt for several days."
Schiller tried his best to suppress his laughter. He comforted Peter and said, "Don't be sad. You should feel honored. The person who was swung away by the captain's shield last time was the leader of Hydra."
"I know I talk a lot, but I can't control myself. I act like this when I'm excited..."
"Perhaps you have heard a saying, that is, 'Sometimes, words are more powerful than fists.'" Schiller said.
After a while, Steve didn't come, but Natasha did. The female agent said with a headache: "Stark went to talk to Director Nick about something, and he bumped into Steve when he came back, and the two of them had a fight.
.”
"Then why are you coming to me? I can't pull them away."
"The director has found someone to separate them, but the problem now is that Steve keeps mentioning Stark's father, and Stark doesn't believe it to his life that Steve is his father's old comrade in arms, Captain America.
"
"Or maybe he believed it but just didn't want to admit it," Schiller said.
Natasha covered her forehead and said: "In short, as the senior psychological consultant of SHIELD, you must now intervene to mediate..."
Natasha saw Schiller's intention to refuse, and she said: "Listen, the current situation is like this. Iron Man and Captain America are having a huge quarrel. Director Nick wants to participate in mediation, but the two of them join forces to scold
Him alone."
"Colson also wanted to go up and break up the fight, but all three people thought that Colson was biased towards the other side. Nick felt that Colson should help him resolve the conflict between the two people. Stark had long known that Colson was Captain America.
A loyal fan of Coulson, I feel that he will definitely pull the strings. Captain America feels that Coulson is a good person and should not be misunderstood by the other two parties..."
"To put it simply, the three parties insist on their own opinions and do not trust each other, but there is really no more trustworthy fourth party on the scene."
"Obviously, Nick wanted both of them to join the S.H.I.E.L.D. organization, so that's why the current situation happened, right?"
Natasha was a little surprised by Schiller's acumen, but she still said: "I think this is a plan that is good for everyone. After all, if two people work independently, there will be many problems. For example, this time Steve and
Peter…”
"But obviously, the failure of Steve and Peter's actions is Peter's problem, not Captain America's," Schiller said.
Peter's resentment deepened and he said: "Hey, doctor, you were comforting me just now!"
Schiller said: "When it comes to breaking up the fight, I have a better candidate."
As he spoke, he picked up Pikachu sitting next to him by his neck and threw it into Natasha's arms.
Natasha grabbed Pikachu's two short hands and raised it in front of her face and said: "I know you have a talking yellow-haired mouse, but what's the use? It can't even beat Nick, the weakest of the three.
"
Schiller said: "Believe me, sometimes words are more powerful than fists."
A few hours later, when it was dark, there was a loud banging on the door outside Schiller's clinic.
As soon as he opened the door, Steve, Stark, Coulson and Natasha all arrived. Pikachu was held in the arms of Iron Man in armor, and Stark covered it with his hands.
The mouth of a yellow-haired mouse.
Schiller opened the door, let a few people in, and then said: "You better not be photographed by reporters what you are doing now, Stark, or the animal protection organizations will go crazy."
"No animal protection organization will protect such a mouse!" Stark said, he roughly picked up Pikachu's tail and threw it to Schiller.
Colson seemed to have aged ten years. Natasha leaned against the door frame again and said, "Doctor, you really provided us with a very effective solution!"
She gritted her teeth as she said the words "very effective".
Schiller handed the phone to Pikachu to charge. Steve sat down and said, "God, I don't even know what just happened..." He covered his forehead and sat down.
"I thought Peter was the noisiest person in the world, but I didn't expect..." As he said that, he showed a painful expression. Apparently, the recent rounds of abuse made the good-tempered Steve almost collapse.
.
"He's literally the loudest person in the world because Pikachu is a rat," Schiller said.
"It cursed everyone present with curse words that I have never heard in my life. Nick couldn't even find a chance to interrupt. He spoke with a Canadian accent and cursed S.H.I.E.L.D. from top to bottom.
From Nick Fury's eyepatch to the glass of water on his desk, he cursed everything."
"He kept chattering for at least six hours, not a word was repeated, and the walls of SHIELD were almost engraved with his voice..."
"I don't know how he can hold so many words in such a small body!" Colson said with a trembling tone.
"In order to stop his mouth, we had to give him food, but he ate the entire office's donuts for a month and drank all the drinks in the juice machine. In order to stop him, we all
They all have to go into battle in person!"
"He also electrocuted four mobile phones and an Iron Man mecha." Natasha said: "This also included a high-level security mobile phone owned by Nick, so that he now has to go to the maintenance department in person to restore it.
data."
"But at least the effect of breaking up the fight is very good, isn't it? When you joined forces to catch it, did you feel the joy of unity?" Schiller said gloatingly.
Stark, who had suffered the most, gritted his teeth and said, "Yeah, I never thought that I could chat with this old antique for half an hour on how to cook mice!"
"I think you now know what I always say..."
"Yeah..." Steve spoke first, and then Stark looked at him. Sparks flew in their eyes, but they still said in unison: "Words are more powerful than fists!"