Chapter seven hundred and thirty fifth head buzzing
“What???Venom!
Did you just play with shit??!
Stark shouted in shock: "You damn dirty piece of mud! Get out of my mind!"
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"I..." Venom choked and said, "I didn't! Even if there was, it was a long time ago! ... He is coming, run!"
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Seeing Thanos rushing towards him in anger, venom quickly covered Stark's mecha and then escaped with him.
"Run over there! You can't go to the solar system!" Stark shouted again. Venom quickly changed direction, but this shortened the distance between him and Thanos. Venom had to quickly increase his speed to prevent him from catching up.
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The current Thanos does not have the Infinity Gauntlet, nor does he even have subordinates or an army, but in terms of individual strength, he is stronger than Iron Man. After all, his racial advantage is too great.
In addition, Stark is not wearing a battle suit now. He is only wearing a mecha used for ordinary scientific research. Most of its functions are not for combat. He will definitely not be able to defeat the Eternal Titan.
Ba.
If we directly switch to magical energy and upgrade to the Iron Demon, it would feel a bit wasteful. After all, Stark has seen all the big scenes, and he will not be scared by Thanos.
Stark led Thanos directly to the place where Hulk was having fun. There were Professor X, Schiller and Strange. Together, they were enough to deal with the purple-skinned giant.
As Stark ran, Venom muttered doubtfully in his mind: "Dark Quadrant? This name sounds familiar, someone seems to have told me about it... but I don't remember that I spilled shit there?!
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"Shut up! You are a piece of mud that only causes trouble everywhere!" Stark said angrily: "Your enemies are all over the universe. Don't you think about yourself?"
"What can I reflect on? Even if I really throw shit at his door, it must be his fault!" Venom said confidently: "If he doesn't mess with me, why should I throw shit at his door?
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Stark didn't want to talk to him in vain, he just asked: "How did you throw shit at his door? Where did you get it... I mean, don't you feel disgusted?"
"I said! I forgot!" Venom emphasized again: "I only remember that I went to the star port of the dwarves in the Andromeda Galaxy to throw shit in the Dark Quadrant? I have no memory at all... My memory should not be like this
Bad???”
"Forget it, this time I'm going to help you out of trouble. You'd better remember, damn mud!"
"Thanks, bastard!"
At this time, Thanos' hometown, near the Dark Quadrant, several sneaky figures were staying on the surface of a planet, looking at the situation in the Dark Quadrant from a distance.
One of the black figures said: "What's going on? After several days, they haven't responded. Could it be that we haven't used enough?"
"It is recorded in the genetic catalog of the symbiote that Thanos is a monarch with a bad temper. He is very harsh on the people under his rule and often executes others for no reason. Therefore, he has a very bad reputation among the symbiote community.
, we humiliated him like this, he should explode now?"
As the light of the star gradually shone on this desolate planet, what appeared on the surface of the planet were several symbionts.
In addition to the most common blue blue spirit, green green thorn and yellow thunder, there is also a special black figure.
This figure looks almost exactly like Venom. It is very large and strong. It has a white spider pattern on its chest. It has a wide mouth, tongue hanging out, and drooling. But when it opens its mouth, a female voice appears:
"We have to be patient..."
This was Luo Ji's voice. Soon, another girl's voice came from Venom's mouth. It was the voice of the symbiote Phantom. She said: "We have to find out where Thanos is first, otherwise we will definitely not be caught by him."
Let’s eat the good fruit.”
Lan Ling covered her forehead and sighed: "I really shouldn't have agreed to your ridiculous plan. Luo Ji, pretending to be venom and throwing shit at someone else's door is really the most outrageous thing I have ever done!"
Along with Lan Ling's words, the symbiotes remembered what happened to them a few days ago.
Since this single universe was reset, what happened after Spider Silk contacted Peter to go to the multiverse was reset back to this point in time, and the trajectory of everything that happened after that was changed.
Since Venom used the Bat Totem to steal electricity, it happened before this point in time, so it was not reset, and the symbiotes still got the energy of the Magic Wheel family.
However, Gnar escaped from the trap after this point in time, and due to the change in the timeline, the current Gnar has not escaped from the trap, and is still staying in the prison of Klinta.
The symbiotes who returned to Klinta with energy used the energy to re-strengthen the prison, and Schiller, who did not want to get stuck, provided more energy to Gnar, and Gnar had no chance of escaping from prison.
After dealing with all this, the space agent symbionts planned to board the spacecraft and continue their journey in the universe, but at this time, a strange person came to them.
Of course the symbiotes know Luo Ji, but they don't have a good impression of her. After all, Luo Ji is an evil god and is known as the God of Deception. She was blacklisted by many interstellar civilizations some time ago.
And Luo Ji came to them precisely because of this matter.
I believe some people still remember that Luo Ji had already deceived Thanos, but she did not expect that Thanos had a strong sense of anti-fraud and anti-fraud. Luo Ji did not succeed. After that, she came to Thanos repeatedly, but Thanos would not succeed.
Take the bait.
This was a really difficult customer for Luo Ji, but when she was soaking in the hot springs at World Tree, Schiller's words gave her a lot of inspiration.
Since repeated negotiations have no effect, maybe we can take some small measures to lift the roof off Thanos' roof. Maybe he will be willing to negotiate.
But the problem is that Luo Ji has been blocked by many interstellar civilizations before. The territory is not allowed to enter, the portal cannot be used, and it is too troublesome to travel to various galaxies.
Moreover, although Luo Ji is not afraid to use some less honorable methods, the method she will use next is a bit too disgraceful and can easily affect Asgard's interstellar reputation. Therefore, she needs to wear a coat.
Do some disguise.
So, she came to the planet Klinta and asked for help from the symbiote.
As we all know, the camouflage ability of symbionts is first-class. Not only can they disguise their appearance, they can even make the host's body exactly the same as the structure of other races, so that even security inspection equipment cannot detect it.
After using the obtained energy to strengthen Gnar's prison, the symbiotes realized that energy is really a very useful thing and they should store more of it. At this time, Loki came to the door. As we all know,
Asgard is very rich.
As the leader, Lan Ling was a little tempted, but he was reluctant to help a liar, but in the end, under Luo Ji's persuasion, the symbiotes agreed to help him disguise.
The symbiote that parasitizes Luo Ji is a phantom, but Luo Ji is just like any difficult party in this world. It is their basic attribute to push for an extra mile.
After using the disguise of the symbiote to travel freely across the stars, Loki would of course want to start looking for a way to lift off Thanos' roof.
The first step he made was to throw shit.
Although Luo Ji is very hypocritical and has a mysophobia, it is precisely because of this that she knows that Thanos is very similar to her in some aspects. She can endure humiliation and burden for the sake of profit, but it is absolutely impossible to allow other people to do what he wants.
Shit on the head.
The first step of Luo Ji's plan is to stimulate Thanos and make him completely lose his mind before proceeding to the next step.
Luo Ji told the symbiote this plan. Of course, the space agents could not agree. They thought it was not only unjust, but also very disgusting.
But at this time, Luo Ji proposed another method, that is, although this matter is disgusting, we can pass the blame to others.
This other person is venom.
The entire interstellar society knows that Venom and his former host once had such misdeeds. Deadpool once took Venom to the starport of the dwarves in the Andromeda galaxy to throw shit.
The location of the Andromeda Galaxy is very good, and as the star port of the dwarfs, which used to be the largest race here, there is a lot of traffic. All races pass by here. They will never forget it. Within those few months, the pervasive atmosphere
A stench throughout the starport.
To be honest, they wouldn't be surprised at all if Deadpool did something like this again one day.
Luo Ji proposed this plan, and other space agents were still very opposed to it, but she gave too much.
In the end, Phantom reluctantly disguised himself as Venom. She changed the color of her symbiote factor to imitate his iconic fangs and long tongue, especially the spider pattern on his chest, which is Venom's symbol. Loki
He also asked the Phantom to enlarge the symbol a little more so that people in the dark quadrant could recognize it as venom at a glance.
The last question is where to poop.
The gods of Asgard do not need to go to the toilet. They have broken away from the low-level digestion and excretion cycle, and the symbionts do not need to excrete.
However, the symbiont factor is a very magical thing that can synthesize chemicals in the universe. In other words, they can create shit out of thin air.
Facts have proved that the bottom line cannot be shaken, otherwise they will retreat again and again. After pretending to be venom, the symbionts feel that their sunk costs are too great. If they give up now, it will be equivalent to being severely damaged physically and mentally, and at the same time.
Can't get paid.
Therefore, they reluctantly agreed to Luo Ji's request to make shit.
What's even more outrageous is that Luo Ji asked them to concentrate the feces into a chemical that emits an extremely stench and is almost impossible to clean. After the symbionts built this thing, they themselves were so disgusted that they wanted to vomit.
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Loki took these terrible chemical feces, dressed as Venom, broke into the Dark Quadrant, and then poured all the feces into the palace where Thanos usually stayed.
Different from normal excrement, because it is directly synthesized feces, the amount of feces is astonishing. The whole scene can be said to be like feces covering the golden mountain and coating the walls.
Thanos almost got angry to death, but later he discovered that this smelly chemical was not only disgusting, but also very difficult to clean. It took him more than ten days to finally clean the palace.
Then, death called.
It is not unreasonable for Thanos to be so angry that he rushes to the solar system alone. To this day, he is still so angry that his head is buzzing.
It has to be said that Luo Ji's frame-up was very successful. Thanos felt that this must be done by Deadpool, because Deadpool has a grudge against him, and he is used to using such dirty and disgusting methods. Of course, the symbiote venom
He must be an accomplice.
Therefore, after seeing Venom near the solar system, he chased after him without thinking.
Venom flew very fast with Stark, but Thanos was faster. Just as the distance between the two became closer and closer, Stark finally flew to the destination. He shouted: "Get out of the way! There is someone."
enemy!"
With a "swish", several people present disappeared. Sturrange opened a portal and disappeared directly with Professor X. Schiller turned into gray mist and hid behind the planet. Before leaving, he dragged Sturrange.
A handful of Tucker.
When Thanos arrived in this galaxy, he found that the ground was full of celestial debris and it was a chaotic mess.
And just when he heard some movement behind him, when he turned around, what appeared in his field of vision was Hulk's fist as big as a sandbag.