Tang Yebai laughed and stood up and went out with Baby Xia.
The clothes he had worn all night were a little wrinkled, and Tang Yebai didn't care. Xia Baby gave him a clean toothbrush and towel and asked him to go to the bathroom to clean up. Xia Baby has spontaneously made breakfast.
Xiaobao and Xiaobei were on the sofa, very docile.
Although they are very big, they are really docile when they are not angry.
Tang Yebai washed up and picked up Xiao Bei casually, "Baby Xia, I always feel that these two Tibetan mastiffs in your family are different from the usual breeds. I have never seen purebred Tibetan mastiffs. Are you a mutant?"
"Purebred." It just added a little high-tech.
“Where did it come from?”
"Sent from someone else." If the two Tibetan mastiffs were said to be novel breeds produced by a Syrian mercenary when he was bored, it would probably scare many people to death.
Tang Yebai went to the refrigerator to pour a glass of milk and drank it.
"Mr. Tang, are you going to chase my mommy?" Xia Baobei asked while frying the egg.
Tang Yebai raised his eyebrows and said shamelessly, "Your mommy is going to chase me."
Baby Xia sneered, Mr. Tang, wait for my mom to chase you, and you will be the next life.
"Mr. Tang, you must have slept too much during the day."
“Why?”
"Daily dreaming often." Xia Baby was merciless and exposed Mr. Tang's dream bubble.
Tang Ye said with a white face without blushing, "I want to cook five minutes of fried eggs."
Baby Xia opened her eyes wide incredibly and almost beat the ground. Why are the two guys who created him so at ease and ravaged him with confidence?
"Five minutes!" Tang Yebai reiterated, "Your mom said I am a beast, and it must be in line with the taste of a beast."
"My family is cooked seven points, and you have to cook five points, which obviously doesn't match our taste." Xia Baobei spoke very elegantly and gentlemanly, with a smile on her pink face.
"It doesn't matter how much eggs are cooked, just cook them in certain places with your mommy."
Xia Baobei was full of beef, "Mr. Tang, you are so lustful."
"There is no way, beasts, don't try to talk about civilization with beasts." Tang Ye was not red and angry, and he was quite content.
Baby Xia clenched her fists and was angry.
Mommy, what are your visions?
It really hurts my genes.
"Mr. Tang, can you cook?"
"What is that?" Mr. Tang said naturally, "How come I can do that kind of thing? Only sissy men will run to the kitchen every day."
A sissy man?
Baby Xia's hand holding the spatula trembled slightly, and her mind kept magnifying a few words, sissy man, sissy man?
A flame rose on the background of summer baby.
Damn, I must be imposing, domineering, sharp and sharp. I must be swept away the heavy machine gun and killed everyone. Command the war and bomb a F-22 fighter without blinking.
Isn’t it just that I’m cooking and cooking? Where is the sissy thing for me?
Mr. Tang seemed to realize that he had touched Xia Baobei's fragile heart. Xia Baobei looked at his eyes, and with resentment in his anger, he released the Buddha-man version of Sadako.
"Baby, you are not a man yet." Tang Yebai said calmly, "When your little brother reaches the international length, width and height standards, let's discuss the profound issues of men and boys."
Xia Baobei looked at Tang Yebai with disgust, "What are you chasing for a man who doesn't even know how to cook? My mommy won't want such a useless man."