"Who told you to come to recruit me early in the morning? Don't you know that men are very excited in the morning?" Tang Yebai shamelessly shirked responsibility. This was definitely not his fault. As soon as he woke up, he felt Xia Chenxi teasing him.
Even if Xia Chenxi's pure movements were placed on his lips, Mr. Tang took it for granted that this was definitely a teasing.
If you don’t tease you, you will be embarrassed.
"It's you who are in heat as soon as you wake up, so you can just learn from Dongfang Bubai to castrate yourself."
Tang Yebai smiled very elegantly, hugged Xia Chenxi and kissed her, smiling ambiguously and affectionately, "Are you willing to bear it?"
Xia Chenxi punched him.
The two of them got up from a quilt in a mess. Tang Yebai looked at the soles of her feet and frowned slightly. There were a few blood marks on the white and pink soles, which looked a bit scary. Tang Yebai took another foot.
.
It's also a scar.
"How did you do it?" Tang Yebai suddenly looked down. Didn't he protect her very well? His forehead was just a little bruised and there were no scars. Why did the soles of his feet look so ugly?
Damn it!
Xia Chenxi said, "We are blocked halfway up the mountain, and the mountain is closed again. You are unconscious again. I have to carry you up the mountain. My high heels are ten centimeters. You can't let me carry you up the mountain in high heels, so I have to kick the high heels.
Come up barefoot, stepping on some glass and sharp little stones.”
Tang Yebai was stunned and then he realized why they were on the mountain.
It turned out that Xia Chenxi came up with him on his back.
"You idiot!" Tang Yebai felt distressed and helpless, holding her feet gently, "Does it hurt?"
Xia Chenxi was very heartwarming and shook her head slightly.
Tang Yebai rubbed her long hair and said incredibly, "Fortunately you were carrying me up the mountain, not holding me up the mountain, otherwise my heart would be broken."
"Why?" Xia Chenxi was puzzled. She worked so hard to carry Tang Yebai on her back, and he was not moved at all?
"It is natural for men to carry women. Women will be laughed to death by men." Tang Yebai gritted his teeth, "If this is the case, I, Tang Yebai, want a woman to carry her and hold her, and my tall and heroic image is, do you know.
”
Xia Chenxi's lips twitched, Mr. Tang, your life is almost gone, are you still worried about your reputation?
Besides, how tall and heroic are you?
After Xia Chenxi calmed down, he touched Tang Ye’s white head, “Be good, Mr. Tang, you haven’t enjoyed the princess hug, you can rest in peace.”
Mr. Tang's face was completely black.
Damn, dead woman!
Tang Yebai gritted his teeth and thought, my greatest wish in his life is to never enjoy the princess hug, especially Xia Chenxi's hug. Otherwise, he would really laugh at everyone's big teeth.
"You men are really worried about face and suffering. What's wrong with you carrying you on your back? Did you throw you halfway through the mountain?"
Tang Yebai glared at Xia Chenxi, "Do you think a man with a hundred and fifty pounds can carry it by a woman saying he can carry it? You find ten women, and eleven women say he can't carry it."
What I mean is that you are not a woman.
Xia Chenxi looked at Tang Yebai with a smile, "You can't think I'm a woman, we can be brothers."
Tang Yebai's face turned dizzy.
Xia Chenxi calmed down again, "Of course, if you don't want to, brothers, you can be a sister."
Miss Xia said that she was very casual.
Mr. Tang was injured internally and rushed over and pinched Xia Chenxi, "Be a sister, right? I'll strangle you to death first."
"Ahhhhh... A man who is angry and embarrassed is not the most man. Mr. Tang, your demeanor, where is your demeanor?"
"Running away from home!" Mr. Tang shouted violently.