Chapter 11 Sha Seng’s helplessness towards Zhu Bajie (This chapter is free)
Ciali, Chen Fu, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi are conducting market investigations on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City to make a fortune in the future. Ciali in her contemplation was interrupted by a vicissitudes and a low voice.
"Uh... the earth is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! That's not a celebrity on Earth decades ago!" The old man said all the words on Earth. Could it be that he was just as surprised as himself. The earthlings who traveled here? Thinking of this, Ciali hurriedly followed the sound and gradually approached. Ciali saw a bearded and loose hair under a high wall, loose and lazy. , basking in the sun leisurely.
The sloppy old man saw sharp coming from the cracks of his eyes that were so sunny that he couldn't open it. He couldn't help but flashed, and then shouted weakly: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, in the dark." We are destined to be a destined place. Sister Feng cried and Sister Furong made a fuss. Brother only hopes that those who are destined to be a destined place soon. The peerless secret book is only given to those who are destined to be a destined place!"
"Old man, why is the land round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Cialis walked up to the old man, leaned down and asked in a low voice, "Are you Brother Zhu?"
The sloppy old man heard the sharp question, but he didn't even struggle. He snorted coldly: "Where did the reckless boy come from? Why are there so many boring problems?"
"Uh... Old man, what were you saying? Get up and reply quickly." Chen Fu, who was following Cialis, said anxiously.
Seeing this, Ciali squatted and turned around and glared at Chen Fu, and then said patiently: "Old man, these questions are very important to me, can you tell me?"
"Give things to someone who is destined to be!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellow thread-bound book in his hand into the sharp arms that were squatting in front of him, then stood up with a swaying shaking, turning around and talking to himself: "Oh, I'll go!"
After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw his body moving, leaving only a trace of shadow, which was lost. Ciali waited for him to look around, and the shadow of the sloppy old man could be seen there.
"Ah... I'm fucking, master!" Chen Fu opened his mouth in shock, and looked incredible.
"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a popular novel on Earth that is so angry that the best young man is ashamed of seeing him? His eyes are dripping from his eyes..." The sloppy old man's performance was more shocking than Shen Fu's shock. The sharp man, who had been squatting, was completely slapped by thunder, and he sat on the ground all of a sudden.
When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were talking about Lao Wang, they often heard such gods who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing were different things. Xiao Yunzi, who woke up first, stuttered. He pulled the sharp-skinned person sitting on the ground and said, "Big...Big...Brother, hurry up...Look, what is this...that old god gives you?"
"Yes, take a look?" Xia Qi also asked hurriedly.
Xiao Yunzi pulled and shook it left and right, and gradually recovered from awakening. He quickly held the yellowed thread-bound books in his hand. Chen Fu, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also hurriedly came over.
"Well, why don't there be any names of martial arts secrets on the yellowed book cover? It's different from what is performed on TV!" Cialis looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and said to himself, then he turned on the first page. The content, screamed sharply, stood up and scolded: "I'm fucking, pig's head ball, are you playing with me? Is there anyone like this? Don't bring such a playful person !”
"Oh, my god!" Xiao Yunzi was shocked by the sharp sudden madness.
"Boss, what is this written on it? Why haven't I seen such words before?" Xia Qi looked at the page she was grabbed in her hand and opened, asking a few words she didn't know.
"Damn, if you meet me, you'll be damn." Xia Qi was given a sharp look.
Ciali felt so depressed at this moment. The words on the first page were actually Chinese characters on the earth. What’s even more annoying is that these Chinese characters actually say eight big characters, "Don’t die, practice it!"
At this time, he was completely trapped in the clarity of his tangle. His fingers trembled and turned on the second page again. He saw the four Chinese characters "Chasing Stars and Chasing the Moon". Without looking at the contents in detail, he turned on again. Next page, turn to the fourth page, which is the last page, which is full of some content related to "Chasing Stars and Moons". I was too lazy to read it carefully. I cursed sharply and said, "My God, what's this thing ?Damn, what do you care about? "Xi Li's pain is so painful, smearing, and the entanglement is so encouraging that Cialis shocked the heart. It took ten bulls and three tigers to slowly calm down. When I saw Shen When Fu, Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi looked confused, she said angrily: "Look at what to look at, and then go shopping."
Although there were all kinds of questions, no one dared to speak after seeing the sharp and twisted facial expressions of Jianghong.
At this time, the sloppy old man who had just given a book to the sharp and sloppy old man was standing on the sky of Julong Continent, and turned into a red beard, black and blue face, and a simple-looking Sha Monk. He and Zhu Bajie, who stood side by side, were staring at him. Going below, you can see the sharp and crazy scene.
"Hehehe, the words you taught me by Second Senior Brother are really effective. Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched his loose hair on both sides and said silly to Zhu Bajie.
"Hahaha, don't you see who your brother is, Xiaoyao. With this ability to escape, this kid shouldn't die!" Zhu Bajie looked confident.
"Second Brother, why do I feel like this kid has the same "gender" style as you? Why are you..." Before Sha Seng finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Bajie.
"Isn't there anything you can do?" Zhu Bajie heard that Sha Seng started to stumble again and quickly said.
"Who is that blame? Who asked you to peek at Fairy Chang'e taking a bath? I asked me to give you a wind. I never thought that Erlang Shen would be caught in the current situation and exiled us to this lower realm as a galaxy guard, and sealed it. With our magical power of change, alas, why do you think we are doing!" Sha Seng shook his head helplessly.
"Then the Jade Emperor accepted our magical powers of change. Are you afraid that we will change into handsome appearances and secretly leave the job and go down to enjoy it? Thanks to my intelligence, I ask my senior brother to teach us the magical powers of change each person. Brother can He has been so cool for a hundred years, hehe..." Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed with lewd light.
"Isn't this good? But you are troublesome and have turned this kid into my Zongheng Galaxy. Alas..." Sha Seng sighed silly.
"Do you want to be troublesome? The transformation spell that the monkey gave to you was the oral of such a silly boy in the Galaxy Galaxy that you were guarding. My silly guy is a joke! My brother took office on the first day, and he was transformed by this guy. Eighteen times." Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie seemed to have become suspicious again and thought to himself: "Is it possible that all this was arranged by the monkey on purpose? Otherwise, how could such a coincidence happen?"
Everything is destined to heaven. Is all this really just a coincidence?
"Oh, it's really a coincidence." Sha Seng glanced at the Julong Continent below and said.
"You said that if I became a little handsome guy, when I was making a girl, I was changing my words and didn't scare her daughter, how could I do it? So my brother had a sudden inspiration.
Arrange him to your Zongheng Galaxy. Anyway, no demon has come to disturb the mortal world for tens of thousands of years. I am idle and have nothing to do, just like him to enjoy it in the mortal world.
There are many beautiful girls in the underworld status of a boy!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger, looking very yearning.
"Oh, it's been so many years, second brother, you are still like this. You've destroyed the normal order in the lower realm. Are you not afraid that King Yama will sue the emperor?" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.
"So, I'll come to you to communicate. He can't have any accidents when he is with you. With this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and not get rid of it. When we finish our jobs and return to heaven, we will be able to go back to heaven.
Isn't it over to pick him up?" Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and he couldn't help but ask again, "Junior Brother Sha, are you very smart?"
"Uh..." Sha Seng was speechless. He was on the pirate ship of the second senior brother again.
It turned out that what Zhu Bajie told Ciali last time was a lie. The real reason for the lower realm was that he was sent off to take a shower. If the conversation between these two people was heard by Ciali, he would definitely be so angry that he would be completely outraged.
On Yingbin Street, the group of people who continued to conduct market inspections returned to the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were dancing and looking at this and then that one, looking at it.
It looks like it is.
"Boss, I want this, come with the money!" Xia Qi pointed to the small ornament on a stall next to her and asked Ciali for money.
As Xia Qi followed Xia Qi's fingers and looked at the pointing thing, his eyes lit up suddenly and asked quickly: "Do you girls like this kind of thing?"
"What's this? That girl doesn't like such a good thing!" Xia Qi urged Cialis very urgently: "Get the money quickly, hurry up!"
"Oh, this lady has such a good attitude. This is the new product I came in from Xiangweiju. If you smell this fragrance, it will last for a long time." The vendor who set up the stall is a middle-aged woman. Look,
When there was a business coming, he quickly promoted his products to Xia Qi who was standing in front of her stall.
"Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" Ciali suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Shen Fu who was standing beside him.
When Shen Mo heard the sharp question, he was surprised as if he was looking at a monster. He looked up and down and said, "I said brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you said you, why don't you even know this?
What?"
"Where do you come from so much nonsense? Tell me quickly?" The sharp and urgent voice changed a little.